....OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>A decently large group of retards bought FB stock, inflating the price
It's time to end it all.

>needing to hit the gym or dress well when every thot within 5000 miles would suck your cock for free

when will they learn ?

>I have no gmail
>I have no facebook
>I have no instagram
>I have Weibo with an excellent Social Credit score
>I have no amazon
>I have Taobao&Tmall

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You're posting on Jow Forums, which sells its data to American advertisers.

Fucking retard.

if they think my shitposts are worth buying they can have them

Too big to fail is real man.

LMAO

>he doesn't know

just curious but how hard are your captcha's here?

heh, is he sitting on his briefcase to appear larger than he actually is?

What are we talking about.
I thought point of the OP was that he is a fucking manlet.

It's an power bank in case his internal battery runs out of juice. It was a long hearing.

>he thinks the goyim don't know

>when confronted with the truth, begins to stutter

youtube.com/watch?v=WsXgwDvi9oM

Why did nobody call him out on the "they trust me, the dumb fucks" thing?

>I'm not giving away my data, look at all these websites I don't use
>actually yes you are
>I-it's not like I care about my data anyway baka

THE ANSWERS, ZUCKERBERG

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>Go after Facebook while giving your data to every other American company for free.

One at a time.

Implying US will ever do anything to protect privacy. Read the General Data Protection of EU. Makes US l ook like third world country in comparasion.

Idiots not realizing you can spoof fingerprints.

You mean made back some of the huge dip.

twitter.com/page_eco/status/983832650346450944

BTFO, JEWBERG!

>Makes US l ook like third world country in comparasion.
>implying amerifat is not a third world country

Reminder that he was carefully dressed by a PR team to look nonthreatening and humble.

He looks like a college student with a cheap haircut to fulfill a very specific goal.

FB is the largest social network on the planet. When people open their web browser, a substantial portion of them are going to fb. There is simply no way around it that a lot of business and commerce is going to happen on such a forum, and fb is only making it easier

>implying the booster seat wasn't part of the PR teams plan to make zucchini feel less threatening

What is it with billionaires who can't seem to get a fucking decent haircut

That's the kind of haircut you get when you're 8 years old and your Mum takes you to supercutz

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Hatred

No matter what you achieve in life, no-one will EVER forget that you're a manlet.

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written by a woman

A short woman, no doubt.

not taking zuks side on this (couldn't care less what happens to him or to facebook), but using anyone's height in a news article to as a form of criticism, really shows this state of society. He was hiding his height because he has complexes for not being tall, ok woman, didn't you hide your skin imperfections with make up? maybe she carefully chose the light for that mugshot to make her look younger. stick to what's important people, someone's height isn't important.

Someone tag him (and add cuck hair)

he makes more money in one day than most of you will in your entire lives but yeah he's totally BTFO by his height. he should just kill himself because his billions of dollars aren't going to make up for his height.

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This guy is definitely not 5'7". He's 5'5" at most. Probably 5'4". He probably sues people who report him any shorter than 5'7". Guys lie about their height so much.

This.

t actual 5’7”.

5’7” is the 6’0 of manlets.

TWOOOOO BOOOOOSTER SEEEEEATS?!?!?!

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THAT'S A BIG OLE ASS
PERFECT FOR BRAPPING

fuck off shill that doesn't mean i can't hate him

that still doesn't change the fact he's a manlet

These are U.S. Congressmen, they tend to not be the brightest or the most resourceful...

SOAAAAAAAAAAP

Keep going

2 BOOSTS!?!?!

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>BillyG is shorter
>BillyG was confident enough to not worry about a booster seat when addressing congress and the senate multiple times.
Also BillyG had 20x worse memes made about him and took it in his stride.

If guy who smashed a cream pie into his face only got a 75euro fine.
If someone did that to Zuckercuck, he's be suing for millions.

That's the difference.

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and you're still a loser

Money can't buy everything.

He has super curly Jew hair, any other cut makes him obvious.

Still a manlet and a kike, but that doesn't really matter, big boy manlets like billyG don't need this meme shit PR stunts or to buy out the hearing to get away with their kikery

hello Jow Forumsphotoshopbattles

I gotta watch the old videos of Bill Gates' testimony
He was basically trolling the fuck out of them

>nobody asked him about shadow profiles
Ah, whatever, I'm sure he would've just bullshited something about how it's needed to (((bring his services to the people))) and ((ensure safety of his users))) and (((connect people around the world)))

What is it with poorfags who seem to care so much for a haircut.

You're a grown man. What the hell do you care how you look. Care about what you do.

That's a calculated move to make him look more average joe instead of a scheming billionaire

He just looks like a robot though.

At least you have autism!

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He's a small guy

But in all honesty how tall is that desk?

It's probably some boomer tier psyop shit to make you feel small and insignificant in front on congress (most corrupt legislative body on this earth).

Huh? Instead of snickering about some cushions, how about him being roasted by Dick Durbin.
cnbc.com/video/2018/04/10/sen-durbin-asks-zuckerberg-if-he-would-share-what-hotel-he-stayed-at-during-congressional-testimony.html

Manlet detected. Women will never take you seriously no matter how much you accomplished in life if your under 6 feet.

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I thought this is a tech board. Why do we act like 9gag?

>Being taken seriously when you have a ridiculous amount of money matters in any way

...

>mfw I steal another chad's girlfriend as a 5'7" manlette

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Yeah but he's a billionaire so it doesn't really matter.

>getting Chad's leftover roastie
>steal
keep telling yourself that manlet

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>implying I touch roasties

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I'm sorry women don't take you seriously. I'm not tall, but I don't consider myself short either (5ft9) I've never had any issues with people taking me seriously. Chose your words, share your opinion when it's of worth, demonstrate that you are capable, responsibility and reliability are all things I preach and practice which have nothing to do with height.

How does it feel that the man who killed us all needs a child seat to reach a regular table?
And the only people who can stop him line up to kiss his ass.

>getting destroyed by chad's cock
>not a roastie
you taste chad's cum everytime you kiss her.

you do realize that us manlets inhabit this gay earth way more than you tall niggers? It's time for us manlets to reunite and fuck you over less than 15% 6ft+ niggers out there

>implying my dick isn't bigger and better than Chad's sad sack of silly semen
>implying chad, charles, and danny aren't cumswapping all the whores anyways, since that's how the world works

>he's 12, never been laid, or is a fedora packing neckbeard

Want me to tell you what a pussy feels like?

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