Zuckerberg Hearing Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Did he get any sleep at all last night?

Did yesterday fuck him up?

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I really want a version of the entire thing with full blown controllers to the side and an animation that matches his every reaction. A smile slide, a drink water button, a text pad with the text being written right before he says it, etc.

Time to listen to more retarded politicians try to talk about technology.

I KNEW A STICKY SHOWED UP WHEN ALL THE ZUKC THREADS WERE DELETED. I'M A GENIUS

I would barely sleep too when you got everyone up in your fucking business

>twitch
>washingtonpost

Hi everyone I hope all of you have a wonderful day!! Be nice to others and stay productive!

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Mr. Pallone is our guy!

>facebook drama on fucking Jow Forums now.
There's just no escape.

These guys are supposed to be more knowledgeable desu.

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They are mad because data breach or because muh russia/muh drumpf?

like it or not this is by far the biggest story in the tech world right now

both, but lots of "hacked our democracy" shit in opening statements

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moooooooddddddddssssss

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None of this would happen if Hillary won. The narrative would change and he'd be heralded as a hero of our time. Instead an American election was slightly (((influenced))) by another country (something that happens all the time in other countries but now it's an issue because America).

Liberals created Echo chambers and that's the reason that he won. You create a divide by creating an echo chamber. Done.

How long until this reptilian's synthetic skin slides off his face? Someone should try and pull it off.

WE STICKY NOW

>qt

lolno

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THINK ABOUT CHILDREN

>black guy

here comes to the racial questions

at least link it properly
twitch
.tv/washingtonpost

When you c+p into the address bar it works fine.

>tfw your servo controllers malfunction and stop simulating regular human idle body movement which happens due to their strange fluid delivery systems and wiring which you do not possess

Who let this mushmouth become a representative?

>mr. rush

post bobby kino

youtube.com/watch?v=rFQ7T8iiNEo

Barack Obama

holy shit is he actually retarded?

MIFTA ZUFFABUG

SNOFAL NREFPONFIBILITY

He looks like he aged 3 years in one day

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bada$$

imagine being this lazy

I'm not on FB's side but who's the most vocal in all this, the old people or the young people?

What is this guy on about lol

he didn't start the day off right user

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Who cares?

Imagine being this wrong.
It's not laziness if the other guy actually destroys a perfectly functional URL? He created more work for himself and anyone else who uses his link for no gains.

>sticky
Thank you

That what happens when you take him out of his terrarium. He gets stressed and probably starts shedding his skin.

Zucc looks like he's about to cry at the concept of having his shitshow of a hellsite regulated

(I do too)

What a sad piece of shit sticky, not even 1k replies.

human people
robot people and lizard people are ok with whats happening

What's he thinking, Jow Forums?

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>We feel the competition every day
What real competition?

which is why you're lazy

This is the longest he's been out in years, he seems to be turning slightly grey, which suggests that he is agitated and malnourished. Someone get him back in so he can absorb some warmth and eat a few crickets.

KillKillKillKillKill

>average american uses 8 different apps to connect to people
it's really tough for facebook... :^)

instagram?
snapchat?
reddit?
Jow Forums?
idk

Enjoy your mental and finger gymnastics then, you're flat out wrong and nobody will stand by you.

I provide the same thing in a more convenient way and without stupid hurdles both of which reflect it as accurately as possible (a URL). Laziness is not a factor while you pedal it must be.

I have never liked fb or zuckerberg, but God I hope he gets out of this case without penalties.
It's not his fault that normalfags JUST realized what fb have said they've been doing for the past 10 years. These recent events have probably not surprised anyone on Jow Forums, because it was never a secret.

>the weaponized uh are cynical

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>by the end of this year we'll have 20000
>we'll follow up with you
>dorm room
>by the end of this year we'll have 20000
>we'll follow up with you
>dorm room
>by the end of this year we'll have 20000
>we'll follow up with you
>dorm room
>by the end of this year we'll have 20000
>we'll follow up with you
>dorm room
>by the end of this year we'll have 20000
>we'll follow up with you
>dorm room
>by the end of this year we'll have 20000
>we'll follow up with you
>dorm room

Twitter's the only real competition. The others are bought out by f*cebook

google plus? that is real competition to facebook

>good morning mr. zucc- zuckerberg
SHE SAID IT

like seriously, 8 apps? 8 apps that all do slightly different things? two of which are owned by facebook?

fuck this off

facebook owns IG

instagram is owned by facebook

the other 3 are irrelevant/don't compete directly at all

livestream

youtube.com/watch?v=hJdxOqnCNp8

youtube.com/watch?v=hJdxOqnCNp8

youtube.com/watch?v=hJdxOqnCNp8

youtube.com/watch?v=hJdxOqnCNp8

youtube.com/watch?v=hJdxOqnCNp8

well if competition is too low, why not compete with themeselves?

>Washingtonpost

>instagram?
Owned by facebook
>snapchat?
Not the same target demography
>reddit?
No clue about that one, but I'd bet most plebbitors are using facebook
>Jow Forums?
Absolutely insignificant

>mental and finger gymnastics
are you really this lazy

Half of them are owned by facebook
>Instagram
>Facebook
>Facebook Messenger
>Whatsapp

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Is Mr. Rush okay?

Fuck stickies.

You can go in circles all you want, nobody will back you up.

>changing bigness model
>oy vei noo

>psycographic political campaign work

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oh shit, rep. anna eshoo isn't fucking around

>Well I'll follow up with you on that
Fuuuuuuucking Hell

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>twitch

uh oh here comes a shill

>Mr Shimkus, Illinois
>Mr Shillinois
>Mr Shill

That congresswoman straight up called him out multiple times before running out of time. The congressmen should've synchronized their questions to follow up.

regardless, you was late to the link posting party
laziness.

The fuck's this guy talking about?

>First I want to thank you for helping out congressmen with their private affairs, now I'll go on to pretend to make a case against you

These boomers are actually making me feel bad for the Zucc

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has he clarified enough yet?

She's cuter.

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>you was late
Talk about lazy. And I wasn't competing, I was solving an user's stupid mistake for the benefit of all.
At this point I'm beginning to think you were the original link poster and are offended that you were called out.

>Shimkus
His grandfather is Lithuanian.

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>The congressmen should've synchronized their questions to follow up.

that would require them to be honest in their inquisition of him and not be blatantly following their own agenda

""""security measure"""""

Like anything's really going to get done...

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>FUCK

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The part that got me was that Texas dude asking if they will protect the data of minors. In my head, that just reads as "everyone will claim to be a minor to protect their data".

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>I GOT MY MOM AN IPAD SO ITS YOUR FAULT WHEN SHE DOES STUFF
Fuck these boomers. This whole "audition" is huge fucking waste of time

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zuckerbeg is fag

Some of them are honest I think, some aren't.