Battlestations of cool people

IT entrepreneurs, hackers, enthusiasts. General syntax:


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Gottfrid Svartholm
Founder of The Pirate Bay, did interesting edgy projects in the past. No idea that he is up to right now.

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Other urls found in this thread:

jmc.stanford.edu/commentary/valley.html
twitter.com/funtoo
my.mixtape.moe/oijvvm.tar.gz
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

can't contriboot but monitoring

Aaron Swartz
One the founders of reddit and markdown. Just a cool guy who did neat projects like Tor2Web. Died due to MIT being a bunch of drama queens.

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Richard Stallman
Founder of GNU project, kinda started the whole free software movement. Doesn't program now, instead travels and writes political notes in his blog.

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Original Poster a.k.a OP
Created one of the most interesting treads on Jow Forums, just a cool lonely guy.

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Linux Torvalds
Created Linux kernel and Git system. Now he is a family guy who have a computer attached to the fucking treadmill

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Thomas Anderson a.k.a Neo
Hacker that fucked up Matrix's stability. Died like Jesus.

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bump

Pro tip, put the thinkpad somewhere hidden, get an USB keyboard. Clean battlestation is a clear mind.

Markus Persson
The guy that created Minecraft. Now he is a rich fedor fag who fucks bitches every day in his penthouse

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Fredrick Brennan
Created 8-chan while tripping. Can't do any physical labour, hence he spends most of his time in cyberspace. Nowadays moderates 8-chan and answers to E-mails.

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Lain Iwakura
Queen of the Wired, main character in Serial Experiment Lain.

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John McCarthy
Created LISP, the only language that matters. Nowadays he is up to being dead.

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Basement of OpenBSD founder Theo de Raadt

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Gerald Jay Sussman
Wrote SICP, calculated and proved that the movement of Solar System is chaotic. Nowadays fixes watches as a hobby and teaches Circuit course at EdX.

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Just noticed 2 boxes of tissues, lol.

He was also a Jow Forumsack
Most of his political rants have been (((removed))) from his website but you can still find a few gems

jmc.stanford.edu/commentary/valley.html

Dude never saw Jow Forums
He's just not braindead when it come to politics

George Orwell
Wrote 1984 and a bunch of other novels. Dead as death.

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Ergonomic keyboards were just a meme, right? I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to use mine (and they are too big).

Anime drawing to the bottom left, and dildo to the top right of his head.

Just to correction here; he does not admin 8-chon for some time now. He should be mostly traveling, receiving blowjobs from Asian prostitutes (not even memeing here) and working for some well-known company which name I forgot.

Otherwise bretty gud threado.

Elliot Alderson
Code monkey by day, hacker by night. Main character of popular tv-show "Mr.Robot'. Now ceased to exist till fourth season.

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Cabin of Ted Kaczynski a.k.a Unabomber
Wrote interesting manifesto, killed and injured a bunch of people. Nowadays spends him time in jail regretting that he did.

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And a cluttered battlestation is a mind full of ideas apparently.

Bjarne Stroustrup
Created C++. No idea that he is up to right now.

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Christopher Poole a.k.a moot
Founder of Jow Forums. Nowadays works for biggest botnet "Google"

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Luke Smith a.k.a Luke Smith
Turned Jow Forums memes into profit. Has a youtube channel about gnu/linux.

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>receiving blowjobs from Asian prostitutes
Check his twitter, he's a christian now.

That regrettably does not mean he won't accept blowjobs from Asian prostitutes. There also were some rumours about him dying - finding God is what you usually do in this case.

A hacker known as Jow Forums.
Holds the whole world in fear, influences elections, hacks flags in the desert. Keeps getting away with stuff. Nowadays he is slowly dying in agony.

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if Google is botnet, is Jow Forums mootnet?

Brewster Kahle
Founder of Internet Archieve. Maintains it at the daily basis.

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Craig Wright a.k.a possible Satoshi Nakamoto
Created Bitcoin.

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Mark Zuckerberg
Created Facebook a.k.a "second giant botnet". Nowadays he is up to being a capitalist faggot.

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He looks so normal.

Another Mark's battlestation.

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And another one

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Wait, is/was he a programmer or a businessman?

The last one of Mark's battlestations

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he programs businessmen

William Gibson
Author of Neuromancer, partly created the cyberpunk genre. Nowadays writes overrated novels.

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more Zuckerberg pics pls.

Tom Preston-Werner
Founder of GitHub. He looks like resurrection of Aaron.

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he definitely wasnt the first to calculate and prove that the movement of the solar system is chaotic. people knew the three body problem was chaotic in antiquity.

Photo of him

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Sure

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A more diverse battlestation

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mark

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zuckerberg

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Mark Zuckerberg

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Zuckerberg Mark

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fun thread, thanks OP

Daniel Robbins
Founder of Gentoo Linux, the most popular linux distribution in the world. Nowdays he is a billionaire with his own penthouse and yacht club.

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Mark Shuttleworth
Founder of Ubuntu Linux, esoteric Linux distribution with a very hard learning curve. Very few people manage to install Ubuntu because it requires to know computer inside out.

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Shaggy Rogers
A depressed guy smoking cigarette. Solves mysteries, fucks Velma, eats snacks. Just a cool guy.

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Isaac Asimov
Wrote the Foundation, the most influential science fiction series. Nowadays he is out of this simulation.

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Cobra, cures diseases.

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Salman Khan
Founder of Khan Academy, the learning site for brainlets.

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It's not him, there are books in polish on the shelf

stop trying to humanize the lizard people, its not gonna happen

He didn't create bitcoin stop telling lies.He hasnt proven once that he is the creator even other famous crypto creators laught at him for being a scam.

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That's why I wrote "possible".

I always knew that Gentoo for successful man, but Jow Forums doesn't listen

You didnt add possible to "bitcoin creator" so I reee'd.

fake and gay
stop trying to BLACK Jow Forums's distro
twitter.com/funtoo

Look at the context. I said that he is possible Satoshi Nakomoto, and then I stated the fact that Satoshi Nakomoto created bitcoin.

Karlie Closs.
Creates the most aesthetic and beautiful code known to mankind. Nowadays works in SpaceX as software engineer.

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I wish I could get paid to
cd ..
ls

Elon Musk
Founder of SpaceX/Tesla/Neuralink/Boring company/OpenAI. Nowadays shitposts in twitter

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this guy looks like Shaggy

Thanks buddy, your comment very appreciated. Noone made that joke before.

literally who?

Well I am tired of posting. Guess noone is interested in such thing. OP

I gotta go. Here is a link to archieve of all pictures in this tread. my.mixtape.moe/oijvvm.tar.gz

Underrated

No one has pics of men on keyboards. But thanks user, its been fun.

Love ergonomic keyboards, especially in the style of the one neo has actually.

The ultimate.

>No idea that he is up to right now.
He's up to serving his sentence in jail, famalam

traitor, faggot. burn in hell moot if you read this. I hope you and your kids will suffer for treason.

#MeToo #WeWillNotForget

Extremely underrated and good post.

Best post so far.

I want this framed on top of my battlestation

FBI killed him. MIT wanted to drop the charges.

That isn't Gottfrid.

>All these details
>vibrating dildo on the shelf next to "a to z" book omitted

Wait, he should be free by now. Maybe you misunderstood
Well MIT shouldn't make such a big deal out of it, i.e they shouldn't record him on video.

Don't forget that he also enjoys triggering SJWs and PC people on twitter when he's not fucking or spending his mad cash.

>you know this battlestation

>Uses alsa
Mein nigga

>file (((deleted)))
What did I miss?

Jeff Dean
triggers multiple monitors threads

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fake
i heard he lives in an exploding van

you know that's weird about that photo? I can't reverse image it. It's like OP took that picture.

Don't forget to attach his accomplishments

but he did?

*GNU/Linux

Why the fuck would you pray to a god who made you beyond broken like this?