Programmer stereotypes

Do you know any developers in real life? What are they like

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I know a few.

They’re more anti-social, smug, autistic, and unpleasant than me. And I’m unemployed.

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>than me
whelp you could say you string shit from a curtain rod and it wouldn't give a proper comparison.

I maintain a Coreboot port and cross compile apps for old SGI IRIX machines every now and then, but I left Nekochan so I don't know where to host them. Not sure if that counts. Anyhow, I fit a bunch of stereotypes. I'm fat, I have a bunch of used ThinkPads, I use Linux, etc.

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This. My dev team sits down the hall from me . Some of them I see outside of work. There's is no change in their demeanor or social abilities whatsoever.

Was Thomas Middleditch ever in the office?

What is the most annoying personality quirk a software developer can have?

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THE WORST ARE THE CHUBBY SJW SOYBOY TYPES.

There are definitely soyboys in my CS classes, it annoys me but I'm not here to make enemies

What does soyboy mean and why do I keep reading it everywhere

Is this what memes have become

an irrational obsession with rust

Stupid question, but is there a performance difference between coreboot and the native firmware?

>Do you know any developers in real life
>tfw assumed everyone on Jow Forums is developer and employed or student

>most annoying personality quirk

FYI the following "quirk" doesn't just apply to software devs though.

The most face punch deserving people I've encountered would use their knowledge of something esoteric (obscure framework, algorithm, compiler configuration, emacs, etc...) as an excuse to be an elitist douchebag.

i think it's the new buzzword insult like "cuck" was.

Really awkward but extroverted dork. Never having had it rough in life, I think he missed out on the whole "growing out of it" thing from high school.

The only one I know is a webdev that likes crossdressing a lot. not at work though.
He's a total brat.
I've had to put him in his place more than once

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fuck off. rust is gay and you know it.

>everyone on Jow Forums is developer and employed or student
>being this fucking new
95% of Jow Forums are underage kids from /v/ and 35 yo unemployed virgins that only rice their gentoo, this is a known fact

The ones I know are the ones nobody would think are developers at first glance.
>2 athletes
>one league of legends normie

that better be soy milk in that bowl.
why was the early - mid 2000's so damn fucking comfy?

holy shit this is so annoying, same with the haskell obsessed.

Isn't that Jeff Minter? Always wanted to hang out with that dude.

We're all soulless with no life.

Guru attitude. I have one in my current team, and I am avoiding interaction with him as much as I can - he sounds so self-important and proud of himself, even when he says "hi" it is more like "what's up, brainless idiots, seems like you can't do anything good without me, amiiright?". Every time he speaks I want to punch him in the face.

>do you know any developers in real life?

are you asking everyone on Jow Forums if they know themselves?

because we were younger and now we think about past with nostalgia

Frontend hipsters with macbooks and a shitton of stickers on them.

They're skinny nerds in hoodies with stickers all over their laptops. And they don't understand a lot of the IT technology that underpins what they build.

This. Motherfuckers understand 1 thing really well (and pretty much everything else not at all) and they think they're smarter or better than you.

I have stickers on my laptop but they were given to me by stallman himself, are they okay?

>Do you know any developers in real life?
my boyfriend, my ex-girlfriend, my best friend
>What are they like
nice and lovely

recessive bald men with otaku tendency, talks so fast that it's incomprehensible to normalfags. their hands are tapping something invisible in the air constantly if they're out without any phone/laptop/gadget on hand.

That is complete bullshit.

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I don't know them, but I can smell them from 2 tables away in the canteen. They're ugly, they hardly shower and they steal. Fucking hate those guys. Everyone at my school does.

>why was the early - mid 2000's so damn fucking comfy?
It wasn't. I was in college in those years and it was the worst time ever to be a young man thinking about approaching a girl. They made us think if you so much as looked at them the wrong way you could be accused of rape, so a lot of us just went home and looked at porn.

>mIRC

pleb detected

I know one
>ruski
>drinks anecdotic amounts of alcohol
>plays minecraft with me
>also autistic, but so am I

So exactly the same as today?

Let me guess .. when things go to shit he's the one you crawl to and beg to help you?

I worked at a top 3 tech company for half a decade. Most devs are soylent grin faggots, but we also had our share of stoners, gamblers and one roided out cokehead who would lock himself in his office all day and piss in bottles.