What is your ideal weekend since I won’t be able to do anything

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coke or speed with a lot of alcohol at a party.

Recently I have been been fantasizing about inserting millipedes into my penis

what the actual fuck?

Imagine how itchy it would be feeling him crawling around in your urethra

*Her

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cuddling with bf while watching f2 and eating cake
2/3 so far, pretty good

what kind of cake?

I was thinking about removing their mandibles so they can't sting me with their venom and then I would probably put some sugar water inside my penis to lure her in. I would also hold my pee in case I needed to eject her from my Weiner. I would probably do a plank position and pee straight down if it got unbearable. I also would also wash her before hand. I'm going to bed though so bye

>tfw you find it really hard to explain food
homemade, somewhat like picrelated but with chockolate intstead of those small thingies

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ok, had some cake with buttercream and lemon curd earlier (as its b-day)

>1 day difference
happy birthday

>Chockolate
lel it's chocolate

so, is your birthday on the 28th or the 30th of september?

i don't know why but sometimes i just make this stupid mistakes

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already got cake, so...

so, today or yesterday? (was wondering as some people celebrate their birthday later/earlier out of convenience for others)

LEL

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28th

ok, happy late birthday

Thanks m8, you to have a good one.

yeah, i sure hope i do.