What will happen if I buy a very expensive case or monitor from Amazon...

What will happen if I buy a very expensive case or monitor from Amazon, and I claim there was a brick and no product in the box after retrieving it?

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If your brick is the exact weigh as the package before you replaced it, you'll get a refund.
You'll also be put on a list of suspects and you'll most likely be banned for buying from the seller.

The amazon trick is to say it never arrived. But thats nigger tier

so how do you grab the package if it never arrived? you have to provide ID at the mail store, and it'll say in their database when it's been received by you

none of this shit works, you're all niggers

>Package isn't delivered to your door
How's europoor

okay, mutt

so the guy delivers it to your door, he hands over a digital shit thing and you sign it there, or it's a paper and pen, and it says you've received the paper

you are full of shit if you can still get away with scamming amazon after this

>package isn't left in your porch

you have to request signature for them to do this. I've had 1000+ dollar orders left on my doorstep with only a bell ring.

they do it even if you don't request a signature

it's their job and duty to make sure that you identify yourself and sign the package before they give it to you

I don't know what shithole you live in but that's not how it works in north america.

What fucking ghetto do you live in. Ive had a 3000 dollar item dropped off on my porch without any contact.

you are retarded my dude

Canada here. I don't think I've ever signed for an Amazon package. I even ordered a $700 monitor and they just dropped it off at the front door while I was at work. Just today I got two packages left at my door without even a knock or doorbell ring (was home all day).

why the fuck would anyone deliver something like this?

because only niggers and crackheads(women) steal items off of other peoples porches. People ordering thousand dollar plus packages are also likely to have surveillance equipment as well.

depending on the value they might just write it off. if you make a habit of it, they'll probably refer you to the police for fraud. if it's a super high value item, they'll probably try to dig around to see if there was a point in the chain where something weird might've happened. they might rule everything out and pin it on you, but it'll be hard to prove unless they show up at your place and see your monitor.

some things are individually trackable. if they know the SN of the product they sold you (i wouldn't underestimate their logistics), then you could get fucked if they find it. and you can't fence it either, because then someone could rat you out.

but again, if it's an isolated incident and it's something cheap like a computer monitor, they'll just ignore it.

She's hot, I like her big wobbles.

I knew somebody who would buy computer components and sometimes who computers from compusa and then swap the pieces out for other ones. Nigga must've scammed thousands doing it and never got confronted once about it.

Really makes me wonder how compusa went bankrupt :(

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also it's really important to emphasize that cases and monitors just aren't really expensive. they sell smartphones and high end televisions that are several thousand dollars apiece. CPUs and RAM tend to be a lot more expensive, are a lot smaller, and tend to "disappear" a lot more easily.

Amazon always leave it at your door. The delivery isntructions for my package read "leave in a safe space". I dont do the trick but some guy in a different thread did it a few days ago. This is Australia as well

how is a $900 monitor not expensive?

you... understand that in most cases amazon's not the entity doing this, right?

they use UPS, USPS, FedEx, OnTrac, etc... to make the deliveries in like 95% of cases. AMZL delivery is actually really rare unless you're talking about PrimeNow. but we're not.

sometimes UPS will refuse to leave something at the door regardless of the most emphatic instructions that it's safe. sometimes they will leave it at the door. sometimes it's not even a policy issue - the courier might just size the place up and say they had a bad feeling.

AMZL, for their part, have on at least one occasion utterly failed to make contact with me and just kept going on their route (updating the system to say that they'd try again tomorrow). they wouldn't leave it at the door until i left numerous instructions in the system and told the courier on the phone to leave it at the door. and even then i sometimes had to promise i'd be back home in ~5 minutes.

in any case, "amazon always leave it at your door" is some crazy kind of misunderstanding of how amazon works, or who's even involved in that part of the process.

1) show me the computer monitor you're thinking about buying for $900 and i promise half a dozen people will tell you why you're being an enormous fucking idiot.

2) the wirecutter's recommended OLED TV is $2800. their recommended upgrade pick for a regular non-OLED TV is $1700


amazon sells more expensive shit than your dumb gamer shit.

Scamming Amazon is like the payday loan of the internet

Sure, in the short term you might get $200 for free but in the long term you'll get banned and then never be able to take advantage of everything Amazon has to offer.

Amazon gives you gift cards when you return things, I've had multiple times where they give me $50+ when returning a full refund for something worth like $100. It's insane how generous they are.

Just being a normal Amazon user and sending things back when they break will give you more than any scam. You can literally buy something and use it for 15 months and return it for a brand new one no questions asked, or a refund then buy the latest model whatever.

Bull fucking shit. If you refund, you get a mark. After a couple of times of doing it, they'll ban you or refuse the refund. And you only get a refund if you have bought things in the past and you don't get it every time, it's a rare thing.

>Bull fucking shit. If you refund, you get a mark
not him, but if you get a product that's defective and you send it back, they really don't have a lot of other options but to accept your story at face value*. they have an obligation to take the product back. if you used a credit card, your credit card issuer can reverse the payment and send a business to collections over your refusal to refund someone. in most places around the world - especially english-speaking places - there are laws that require businesses to operate with this basic level of integrity.

things are totally a different story if you claim it never showed up, or if you claim your card was stolen. but these are fundamentally different things.

*if they see that you've used the shit out of the product and it's broken from regular wear and tear, then they might be able to say that you're fucking with them, but i've never heard of them interrogating a customer's reasons for returning something.

I used to work for Ups. We only required a signature if the recipient lived in a shithole neighborhood or if the sender pays to force one.


Basically only poor people are forced to sign anything.

>its a nigger learns that he lives in a nigger neighborhood episode again

kek, i've never signed for a package in my life

a deal's a deal, user.
now you gotta code my android app

reminder that every time amazon fails to deliver your delivery in 2 days you are able to get 10 dollars cut off your prime subscription. EVERY single time if you submit the complaint ticket.

there are certain things that you absolutely have to sign for. the shipper will mark an option or sometimes if it's insured for a lot of money the company will just refuse to risk it regardless of the setting.

one example of a non-negotiable sign-for-the-package scenario is with backblaze recovery drives (something i only know because i had to order a few recently). they don't give a shit where you live. you either be there to sign for it or you don't get it (they let you pick it up at a fedex location, so you can pick it up at your convenience, but home delivery can be a real annoying as fuck game of tag).

but you're right that for things you just casually buy off amazon or whatever, if you live in a decent place nobody will ever need to ask you to sign.

You dont even need to be a dindu about it, buy something moderately expensive and obnoxiously large, and after a few days ask for a refund.

Most of the time, Amazon just tells you to keep it and refunds you 100% of the purchase price.

i wish that were true. i bought a 6 pack thing of weathertight boxes - they stack well enough but it's still kind of a big box and only like $30-$40 of value - and since one turned out to be chipped i asked to return/refund it. they still asked me to send it back.

i'm sure there are bulkier, cheaper things than this, but this definitely feels like a thing that would be over the line, if that were the differentiating factor.

my hunch is it would have more to do with whether you've dirtied it by using it. things like underwear, or a mattress, or something like that. even if you washed it (they can't assume that, because people are disgusting), and even if THEY washed it, i don't know if there's much of a market for anonymous men's used underwear (maybe for some male model's underwear, but just "some guy"?).

Refund is different to "I GOT A BRICK DURR"
When you refund they will get the product back and then refurb it and resell it on the warehouse.

It's entirely different to pulling a scam, and my Amazon history is only a few refunds and lots of normal purchases.

This won't work here in Germany, they'll tell you to drop it off at a DHL store and have them scan a QR-Code they send you, or have you print the code and have it picked up from your place.

>tfw bought something that was shipped by FedEx
>these jews marked the item as delivered to front door when no one came to the house
>probably delivered to the wrong house because I doubt someone stole the package, my house is in a weird cul-de-sac
>been 1 week since investigation started and I still can't get a refund
is FedEx horrible for you guys as well?

Had this happen with UPS (Germany) here, turned out the parcel was squashed and stuffed beneath the roots of a tree in our backyard, don't ask me how or why.

Fedex and dhl suck. By compatison i actually like auspost and startrack. The couriers are nicer

yeah I like Canada Post, UPS, and Purolator.

tell fedex you're going to tell your credit card company to reverse the transaction if they don't get it sorted out in the next week. most credit cards have really robust purchase protection for situations where the proprietor is jerking you around like this.

Scammers in a country founded by convicts, big suprise.

If you actually followed what i was saying im not scamming. The guy i was talking to was american

Only meds needs to be signed for that I can recall.

Lol Christ you're a tard. Dell has some amazing monitors for 1000 dollars.

I wouldn't feel comfortable leaving my package on the porch in a country with 56% darkeroos

I wish I had a credit card the one time my package didn't arrive. I used debit at the time.
Loyal prime customer for years, never had a problem. One time my package didn't arrive they didn't give a fuck at all. I think it was only some $10 cable too so what could I do but order again.

Pick really slow shipping. They'll refund you then you'll get your item.

Not that guy, but I read "Amazon" as "When you order from Amazon". I don't think anybody thinks Jeff Bezos drives up to your house with the package and knocks on your door.

Here is US suburbs, my Amazon orders via UPS are left on my porch, sometimes right in front of the walk so it can be seen by God and everybody instead of in the corner where it's behind some bushes and couldn't be seen from the street. Never had anything jacked because my part of the country still has civilization, but if it's high value I try and remember to have it delivered to the office.

I only have stuff delivered to my work an nowhere else

how do you go about doing this
I live in the UK so it's 1 day delivery and I don't think I've ever had a Prime package delivered outside of that one day

What the fuck why would anyone want that

americans are retards

they unironically want their package thrown outside their door or somewhere hidden in their yard without any form of signature to ensure the package has been delivered

Your mother will die in her sleep.

Literally a semen demon.