Macbook pro 2018

Macbook pro 2018
>Ryzen 2, 8 cores 16 threads
>DDR4 @ 3200 MHZ
>Higher res-touchbar with haptic feedback
>Updated butterfly keyboard

I can fucking feel it. Get excited.

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Jow Forums still won't like it because they're actual unironic hipsters

oh and six (SIX) usbc ports.

>butterfly keyboard
lmao so gay

Just a quick reality check OP
>Ryzen 2, 8 cores 16 threads
I don't think ryzen cpus and mac os work well together for that
>DDR4 @ 3200 MHZ
Requirement for ryzen ,understandable
>Higher res-touchbar with haptic feedback
Same although i use a mouse with laptops and desktops because i am not an imbecile
>Updated butterfly keyboard
Flatter and shittier than before like every other time

My body is ready

With a 1080, fuck year!

>I don't think ryzen cpus and mac os work well together for that

Here's a "quick reality check", Apple develops Mac OS

>Apple
>actually good hardware
hahahahaha

Which is why it's so shit.

And only $2800 to boot! (Apple Care is $500 extra)

why even bother OP it's just going to be the same threads as usual

>lol the OS sucks xd
*arch breaks*
>lol they're expensive xd
same cost as comparable laptops and using new tech before other manufacturers, but they can't beat 2011 thinkpads!
>i just don't like them, because i saw a 20 year old using it at a coffee shop and felt emasculated somehow
self explanatory

t. ipajeet

Does it still have a non-removable battery?
Does it still have soldered RAM/SSD?
Does it still have a touch bar?

If you answered yes to any of these, you can shove it up your cunt.

>you can shove it up your cunt.
Thinkpadjeet reveals himself at last, he hates apple products because actual women use them.

This

Apple is one of most anti consumerists companies around.

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why's this fucking trackpad soo humongous
this shit getting ridicules

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>why's this fucking trackpad soo humongous
sausage-fingered amerimutts, that's why

the only people who hate the memebar are probably the same faggots who say "comfy" unironically

the giant force toch trackpad is amazing
what else would you put there, its dead space

Oh i don't know, some place to rest my wrists on while typing maybe? Fucking shit couldn't be more unergonomical if it tried.

Does it work with drawing pen things?

keyboard is definitely getting redesigned, and honestly needs to go back to the old chiclets

apple employees literally suggest users press firmly, hard, to crush crumbs and large pieces of dirt/dust, because the keyboard doesn’t have user-accessible removal without disassembling the whole fucking thing

palm detection is the best in the business, it’s a non issue

give it apple pencil support and people will go apeshit over the size...

If it would work with drawing pen I would unironically get this shit even tho I'm an Apple hater.

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Not an argument

>"abloo bloo bloo apple needs to pander to my very specific interests wahh"

They might do it. The fucking madmen did it for the entry level iPad.

>>my very specific interests
>only very specific people have this very specific thing called 'hands'
apple useres are very specifically retarded

You’re literally bitching over nothing.

the damn thing has builtin palm detection. if you autistically have to put your wrists outside of the trackpad then that’s a you problem

Reminder the more defensive the fanboys the shittier the product:

The larger trackpad in latest models has huge issues with palm rejection and accidental clicks. The touchbar at the top has the same problem whenever you press the number buttons.

The new keyboard mechanism doesn't just feel awkward to type on but is extremely fault prone and even one broken button requires an expensive repair.

No more magsafe.

Dongles dongles dongles.

(If you want a macbook pro buy the 2015 version)

>refuting bullshit "arguments"
>HAHAHAHAHA APPLE FANBOYS SO DEFENSIVE MUST BE A SHIT PRODUCT
the literal state of Jow Forums

>No Delete
>No Escape
>there's literally no escape

Remember how no one posted like this about the 2015 macbooks? That's because they didn't have to, it was a solid laptop.

Pic related is some guys desperate attempt to stop the accidental clicks while typing.

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>want to buy a MacBook because they're thin light and quiet
>the keyboard is literally the worst thing made by a human
Why?

>DDR4 @ 3200 MHZ
Yeah, no. They'd probably specifically request a new version of Ryzen that's 6 cores and works with LPDDR since they wouldn't give up that much battery life.

enjoy your zero-travel keyboard.

>touchbar
Try to use vi(m) with this thing

Why are macs such poorly made chinkshit?

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>6 USB-C ports
That's great, means the good goys can buy six (SIX) adaptors.

Apple is never going back to non LPDDR on laptops. Ryzen doesn't support LPDDR4.

>fagbook 2015
>solid
A solid piece of shit.

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It's ugly
t. MacBook Air user

>pot
>kettle

You what's really ugly? That glowing "I TAKE NIGGERCOCKS UP MY ASS" logo on your fruit toy.

>obsessed

MacBook Pro 2018 (more realistically)
>same thing as 2017 but with improved battery life, better keys that don't get BTFO by dust, and a lack of a headphone jack

oh, and Face ID instead of a fingerprint sensor

I actually love the giant trackpad. Literally never have to lift your finger to drag the cursor from one end of the display to another ever again

>Does it still have a touch bar?
Touch Bar did nothing wrong. It poses zero inconvenience to the user and is arguably more natural than having a full touch display on a laptop in the first place. Fight me.

>downloads tottalyfreehotnewgameforabsolutelyfree.lol.nojoke.completelyfree.notavirus.exe
>OMG WTF I GET VIRUS
>FUCKING M$!!!111
>goes out and buys a macbook
>max r SO secure and KEWL!!!11 no VIRUX xD

>downloads hottestnewjustinbieberxdrniggagangstashit.jpg.mpg.HOT.music.album.FREE.tar.apk
>OMG WTF MY PHONE GET VIRUS
>FUCKING ANDROD!!!11
>goes out and buys ishit
>PHEW im so glad apel treats me like a toddler and doesnt let me install or do anything, freedum is too dangerous xDD

>sees a linux CLI
>OMG WTF THIS COMPUTER IS BROKEN
>MOOOOOOM user BROKE HIS COMPUTER AND IS TOO EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT IT
>WE NEED TO GO TO BESTBUY AND GET IT FIXED
>Y CANT COMPUTERS JUS WORK
>MUH APEL MUH APEL MUH APEL

Serious question though. Why did technology illiterate appletoddlers ever think they or their literal toddler toys belonged on Jow Forums?

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Apple actually switched to AMD???? Is this b8 or legit???

These people are smarter than you, and need to do actual work

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>updating facebook
>actual work
Back to your containment board iToddler.

Those are NASA engineers/scientists

Shut up pajeet

>Loonix ricing and tinkering
>actual work

Yeah because what we really need is more throughput

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>>Higher res-touchbar with haptic feedback
>>Updated butterfly keyboard
The fuck? Miss me with that fag shit Jesus.

How about Topre switches and more than one USB Type C port you stupid fags. How about non soldered RAM, Jesus get your fucking priorities straight.

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> I CAN'T AFFORD THESE HIGH-END APPLE PHONES, LAPTOPS AND IMACS
> I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED ONE AT THE STORE LET ALONE USED ONE
> I'M SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND MAD AT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS
> I'M OUT OF MY AUTISM PILLS TODAY BECAUSE MY ANXIETIES ARE PREVENTING ME FROM LEAVING MY MOM'S BASEMENT
> I'M NOW SHIFTING ALL THE HATE TOWARDS THINGS I CANNOT HAVE
> I BETTER MAKE ANOTHER THREAD ON AUTISM Jow ForumsENERAL FORUM ABOUT IT SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE MY LIFE IS
> I KEEP ON POSTING BULLSHIT MEMES BECAUSE IT'S ALL I CAN DO. JUST LOOK AT THE ARCHIVE AND MD5 OF MY POSTS TO SEE THE LEVEL OF MY ILLNESS
> PS: SOMEONE PLS KILL ME BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO DO IT MYSELF
> PPS: PLEASE! MY FAMILY IS SICK OF ME AND WANTS ME GONE. JUST HELP ME END IT ALL
the thread

What's with the big ass touchpad.

NASA engineers/scientists use custom systems designed for their specfic tasks. You posted a photo of a conference room full of PR people who also happen to be mactard subhuman troglodytes like yourself. Try again.

Agree, a few Jow Forumsentoomans are mad, they can't afford a premium produce like the latest MacBook Pro. Life sucks when you are unemployed on foodstamps and autismbux.

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humongous what

>amd
>good
You wish.

>Defending butterfly shwitches and meme touchbars
>Being this mad
Macfag rage never fails to amuse, it just werks.

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Apple is a poverty brand. You can tell an apoletoddler lives in abject poverty when he brags about being so "wealthy" he can afford $2 a day.

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you have no idea what you're talking about
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>not an argument

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I've been using a late 2017 MBP exclusively for the last two week due to reasons.
The thing's shit, user.

How will iToddlers EVER recover?

I've used Linux, Windows, BSD and Mac, I don't have anything to recover from. I'm enjoying a solid OS that is macOS.

120Hz screens and I'm unironically buying Apple for the first time.

isn't that new iPad 120hz for some apps?

>solid OS that is macOS.
macOS de-facto has way, way more issues than the modern Win10.

Do they all support thunderbolt 3(40gbps)? Or are they gimped USB 3.1 Gen 2 (10gbps)

>solid OS that is macOS

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>press enter twice to become root
>solid
Apple is a fucking joke, and you're a fucking moron.

Why DID technology illiterate appletoddlers ever think they or their literal toddler toys belonged on Jow Forums?

That's no longer an issue. Linux literally breaks after an update

I have installed Loonix on family PCs because Windows 10 drops wifi. Not an issue with MacOS

is $720 for a used but very good condition MacBook Air w/ 13 inch screen, 8gb ddr3, and 512 ssd a good price? the model is from 2015

Soldered SSD is brainlet tier. I would cringe at soldered RAMs, but soldered storage is unexcusable.

You're not even supposed to open up a laptop you mega brainlet.

>200$ worth of components break
>Have to throw 2000$ plus system in the trashbin
Yeah, you were saying?

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My win10 doesn't drop WiFi. It's also faster at connecting and maintaining the said connections.
Meanwhile, mac has to deal with literal crashes of supposedly stable applications. Win10 doesn't have that issue.

I have a macbook air and a 10 year old iMac, no crashes with any of them.

Likely, you're using it as a facebook/cartoons machine.
I'm using mine for work, and it's shit at managing its resources on its own.

Logic Pro, Reason, Pixelmator, Final Cut, WM

>it's shit at managing its resources on its own
Can you elaborate?

>$2500
It's not that is a bad machine, is that is not worth it.

I havent used a macbook since the 2010 white model. How good are current macs? I like the design and the quality seems decent. Id probably put debian on it though. Any comments?

Don't forget the $10000 price tag

>Ryzen 2, 8 cores 16 threads
>DDR4 @ 3200 MHZ
Apple can optimise OS X and I think they been implementing multicore support for Final Cut for a while but why bother? How much housefires will be ryzen 2, this is important factor for macbooks (reason they go over AMD GPU). DDR4 would be nice tho.
>Higher res-touchbar with haptic feedback
Meh
>Updated butterfly keyboard
If they add at least some travel, which they can (I think there is some gap left between screen and keyboard) but they might as well not altho lots of people complained. I just need a normal human bean keyboard, rest is ok to very good, but I rather wait and see if they put their own chips in.

sigh. i just bought a new mbp and its a i5 with 8 gigs ram and no usb ports :(
fml i cant upgrade for 3 years at the price i paid plus apple care

USB is deprecated