ITT: Post useless gimmicky toys you still kinda want a little

ITT: Post useless gimmicky toys you still kinda want a little.

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LABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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why doesn't it exist

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fuck dildos I wanna get knotted irl

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I want every variation of keyboard, mouse, trackball and even more esoteric human input devices, so I will know which ones are best and not have to rely on opinions on the internet

trackball isn't a meme

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which applel mactoddler throttlebook (((pro))) is this?

XTWX2000PRO RETINA

I wouldn't want to pay for one but for free why not.

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>Ps4
>The new crash bandicoot game

I hear that. I feel like once VR arcades open up where I like though I will probably just go to that once or twice and get it out of my system

better than your applel

OP doesn't ask for these.

>electronic music is so soulless and roboti--
youtube.com/watch?v=Aaaio6udzsk

not gimmicky but very niche and too expensive to get into right now, and lackluster support for non roli VSTs and shit.

You can add all of those effects in post production. That's why those are gimmicky toys.

>MPE IS GOING TO CATCH ON BIGTIME, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE

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>post production
the whole point of roli's products is to allow you to do things live and be done with it rather than having to peck out a melody and then go into your computer and edit it there

This was probably an early prototype of the iPhone which they later on expanded upon.

I think it's pretty sad when musician get on stage alone and play stupid bullshit on their autistic collection of synthesizers.
Do you like raccoons and smell like piss? You seem like that sort of person.

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This. I would like to play BotW, bu I'm not getting a switch just for that.

>it's another "electronic music sux bring back REAL musitions!!!1! look how poor my taste in music is" type of post
might as well just be deaf

cool, a soyboy meme that's actually funny

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I would be willing to pay at most 400$ for one, my favorite kind of game is light gun, and the best examples of vr games are all the next step of light gun games so its kind of easy for me. but im not willing to go to windows 8 or 10, so the cheaper windows vr is out of my ability to get.

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Gakken worldeye.

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If you have a good PC you can play the Wii u version with an emulator

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I like writing/listening to electronic music, but I think "playing" it live is really lame. The whole point is that it's robot music, I don't want a human wiggling their meat sacks at me while I listen to the syncopated beat.
Daft punk did a good job because they made their shows into spectacles instead of normal concerts. You know I'm right.

>Do you like raccoons
you described /mu/core listening women to a T.

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Pic related despite having the creativity beaten out of me many years ago. I stopped myself from buying it at the last moment when it got restocked couple of days ago.

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>The whole point is that it's robot music
Wrong. The whole point is to make sounds that typical acoustic instruments can't make. The point is to get otherworldly weirdo sounds.
That video with the digital saxophones only shows potential, but it's always nice to be able to do the same things you would normally do in electronic music but in a much shorter amount of time.

youtu.be/zYyX66Uds9s?t=2m55s
yeah, yeah, it's not just a toy you faggot

>it's $1,000
[sigh]

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foot pedals for Emacs

>it's a "Jow Forums tries (and fails) to talk about music" thread
stick to thinkpads and shitting on iphones, plebs

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>/mu/tant calling anyone pleb
lol

>Wrong.
No you faggot

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I've always wondered if it's possible to jerry rig MIDI foot pedals for that purpose.

>st vincent
trash music

I want one of these sooo badly, but I don't even know if I'll enjoy using it.

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>only defense is name-calling
lmao, get on the abstract sound-design train, user. just accept it. that's what /bleep/ music is really for.
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The virgin Roli vs. the chad Haken.

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>literally the same thing except bigger, bulkier, uglier, less popular, more expensive and with more software problems that won't be patched anytime soon
are you TRYING to be contrarian?

whatever happened to chromeboxes and chromebits? they were comfy

I use one of those strictly as a midi keyboard.
It's the smallest midi capable thing I could find with keys that didn't feel like shit.

Oculus rift is 400, vive is 500.

these desu

???
why didn't you just use an akai mpk mini mk2? same thing, more capable as a midi controller.

Those things should shoot acid out of them. Start cutting down on the mentally ill.

>/mu/
>knows anything about music
go back being a drone

>Jow Forums
>literally only listens to Pink Floyd and video game OSTs and thinks he has anything important to say about music
go back to listening to crazy frog and enjoying it unironically

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>implying most RPG boss fight Osts arent better than 99% of 'modern" music

Lmao better Go back to listening to Jb xtentation bro

That's way larger, and I only need the actual note keys. Not that the OP-1 is lacking on additional midi inputs, but all I wanted was the smallest footprint decent-feeling midi keyboard input, and the OP-1 happened to be it.

This.
Since the Multicore update in Cemu, my 8350 runs BotW with 30-40 fps. 20hours in, great experience.

I just bought a 4k monitor :/

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A gun's not a toy do airsoft if you want that

The world is a playground

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>In the name of God give me the kernel code and nobody gets hurt

jesus christ you literally just admitted to being the stereotype your argumentative opponent said you were.
fuck, just tap out

take it from an user who had one, its not worth it. just pick up an intel compute stick for about the same price

>useless
>not a Kimber

>in the name of God
>in
like inside, deep inside with a bbc?
youtube.com/watch?v=TN266WkrPRs

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>"implying most RPG boss fight Osts arent better than 99% of 'modern music"
HAHAHAHA
WE'RE DONE HERE

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no

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Yes Mr. soreass

Link to buy plz

>he thinks xxxtentacion and other shitty trap artists are the only thing that exist outside of osts
Just give up.

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Sent to draiainainain?

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so...you think RPG boss fight OSTs are the only thing worth listening to despite even the most innovative experimental tracks being released in all genres at this very moment?
and you're saying this all while trying to convince people you know shit about music?

yo yo yo po33 is the shit
little sp404s brother

>a modular synth, except it's a midi controller
genius

what have I done to deserve the ire of such digits?

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Is still mobile if you bring your office with you!

>he hasn't seen Nils Frahm live
I pity you user

kek

Just looked him up, that shit is boring. Not worth seeing live at all.

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>pre iPhone concept art
Man these were magical

at what exact point can you no longer call a computer 'portable?'

you do a pretty good impression of a tasteless millienial

Depends on what you need
Some say anything bigger than 14"
Some say an all in one is portable

>t. I only listen to EDM

You must be retarded because people like different things.

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Not useless at all ;3

If you're a faggot.

that's a very millenial thing to say
how /do/ you come up with these sayings? It's almost like I'm actually talking to an idiotic little teenaged shit!

somewhat unrelated but I used to ride in one of the short buses, was pretty fun, I got kicked off for spitting on someone
/blog

I've always liked the form factors of a lot of the older UMPCs even if their specs are pretty ancient nowadays. I wonder if there'd be a market for Chinese manufacturers to make more modern-specced machines in similar housings.

Also, I've lately been tempted to pick up a monitor from the Sony Watchman series, but the most aesthetically pleasing designs are all B/W monitors and not color ones.

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Listen to #2, Says and "Said and Done"

here you go pal, GPD pocket
solid aluminum chassis, $600 USD or so

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Do people actually stick these into themselves? How do you not KSI yourself with something so thick and deep?