You can add ONE requirement to every tech job in the world

w-w-what if it's an african country desu

>be able to install an OS on a computer

have you encountered someone who couldnt?

Outsource to South Africa

This

only i am allowed to work there

if you include linux and consider a distro like arch, yeah

Estrogen-dominant endocrine system

Cute legs

The employer is required to talk to applicants instead of just throwing away resumes.

Competence

Must be able to play and beat Megaman 2

Death

Can't like C.

I work a corporate IT job, a lot of places like that have some clueless middleman shunted in the system

>Not a libtard
This will prevent 99% of the retards from applying because they get triggered and need to find a safe space.

Shit are you telling me that I can send a billion resumes to Google and force their company to shut down due to being unable to handle the traffic?
Shit, starting now

know what happens before main () executes

College degree

Must wear programming socks all the time at the workplace.

uses plan9.

You can send them a billion resumes but they only need to interview you once.

>being this upset that programming is a liberal dominated field and liberal programmers command higher salaries on average

Id like to interject but what you guys are calling liberals are actually regressive marxist authoritarian cucks that carry few if any actual liberal values.

Advanced math makes me die on the inside

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Combining whole lotta buzzwords there Timmy?

Must be fluent in Latin.

I'm too lazy to write a clean solution, so i just imported a bunch of libs to do the job for me.

master in CSS

pajeet only.

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Web devs must make sites load in one second on a computer that's at least five years old.

fucking nice
this was a clever post

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This

Must shower at minimum twice a week

Doesn't smell like curry and knows how to poo in loo.

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Meh. I've had math PhDs at my company that were TERRIBLE coders.

pajeets not allowed

seriously

LOL.

this and a PhD in Philosophy
this and love for tomboys
this and N3 in Japanese

This

Autism

>implying the mentally ill should be allowed in the work force and not just slaughtered