How do I figure out how much the NSA actually knows about me?

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If you're not also using dial-up at random secluded payphones while wearing a hoodie and sunglasses, you're fucked kiddo.

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>I use kali linux
so you are running a security distro (made by an israeli group) as root
congrats, you are part of the botnet, some lists, and are sending lots of info on vulnerable services and products to the offensive security guys

He was joking, autismo.

They have a folder on your pc. You find it in C:/Windows/System32/ Everything in there are NBA files delete them and you will be anonymous, remember to use incognito

just google your name

First things first, are you even worth remembering?

Can the NSA force any internet company to hand over data or is it only certain companies?

all ISPs run a live feed directly through NSA blackboxes
all internet traffic that originates, terminates, or travels through servers in the US or Five Eyes Alliance (yes they actually called it that) is recorded and kept permanently
your only defence against them is being too insignificant to waste time with

>Windows

Do you have a source on this?

They can with American ones or those that are heavily affiliated with them.
But they work closely with the secret services in other countries so they probably can access just about any ISP aside of Russia, China and North Korea.

If you've ever done it online it is recorded. If you've ever said it on the phone or in a text message..it is recorded. If you've ever walked into a federal building or near a military base your photo has been taken at least once each time. In all reality there is nothing you can do to ensure you are not vulnerable to the way they do things. If they want your data they'll get it. Don't drive yourself crazy trying to prevent it because you can't. Just the world we live in.

Fucking kek'd.

Is there anyway to escape their watchful eye?

youtu.be/44edsh6_LUc

Use google kid. Quit having everything spoon fed to you

Vpn

Perfect privacy vpn is great because they have RAM disk servers and have been raided many times but the feds got 0 info from the servers because they disconnected it and I’m sure you guys know how ram works

>topkek when they lose any information in one move

They know everything, but most likely haven't looked at it yet.

By accessing this website you have already been flagged as an "extremist". Don't worry though, an analyst isn't looking at you, not yet at least. They use a neural network to flag "persons of interest". Using Tor, a VPN, niche OSes, accessing the Linux Journal, etc. gets you flagged. Too many flags? An analyst looks into you. ;)

You can't hide because we can tap the cables. ^_^

You can't escape.

Memory forensics is a thing, and connecting to a VPN is a flag.

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Memory forensics will not work if RAM has been disconnected for longer than a minute and not frozen under minus 60 degrees Celsius.

yeah
a certain russian hax0r

You know fucking ram forgets everything right?????? With no power. Also it used 256GCM Sha256 so they won’t find shit. Go educate yourself weeb instead of watching too much anime

The virgin strikes again. This is why Jow Forums is fucking retarded. No power for ram equals it forgot everything.
>what is encryption.

Also they have 0 logs and give you Nero routing which I won’t explain to you. Go learn something fucking cuck

>You know fucking ram forgets everything right?????? With no power.
>No power for ram equals it forgot everything.

>not qualifying which type of RAM we're talking about
Man, that's some powerful Dunning Krueger alongside the tween-tier butthurt we're observing here
Go educate yourself before embarrassing yourself further, kid.

Not true. I did this awhile back when I was getting my security clearance for work. I wanted to know what everyone had one me. Some agencies just take their sweet precious time to get the stuff back to you and it can be heavily redacted.

>Nero routing
>falling for marketing buzzwords
I didn't think Jow Forums skiddies would be this dumb, but here we are.

Jow Forums thinks machine learning algorithms are a joke and having your packets hop through many vpn servers isn’t safe
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF Jow Forums

Why does it matter what ram they have please go on user if you’re so fucking smart

I know you're legally allowed to request the government for unclassified information. You could request the NSA send you any files they have. But that's a moot point, since they just have access to your emails and search history at any given moment.

>being this clueless
I'd link you to the trivial to google resources (fucking wikipedia even)
>if you’re so fucking smart
if you weren't so smug about your delusions of knowledge
Seriously, I'm the average dumbass, and even I know you're wrong.

>taking meme learning seriously
>muh discount tor-like with multiple OPSEC failures will totally be a match for state actors that have already shown success against Tor using persons of interest
This thread is amateur hour.

Still right you dumb ass because the vpn company has had servers raided and the feds got nothing out of it. So piss off

Encryption and ram disk works you neet now go get laid or some shit. Holy fuck missed the whole point

Open vpn and if packets have a random exit ip it’s hard to track someone specifically

>Encryption and ram disk works you neet
Oh you sweet summer child.
>hard to track
All a question of resources.
Definitely better than nothing, unless vpn procurement doesn't leak enough information to negate it :-)

perfect-privacy.com/blog/2017/10/16/neurorouting-security-with-ai-based-routing/

This actually doesn’t sound like a meme vpn and I might buy it in all honesty.

I think Jow Forums is just too hurt and poor so that’s why they have been giving you shit about it. Remember these are the same guys that think 144hz is a meme even though it looks so smooth and isn’t technology supposed to be better through innovation? A lot of butt hurt poor fags in this thread thanks for the vpn recommendation

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What information could they leak user? I have express vpn. If they have 0 information how can they leak anything in the first place? I’m considering switching to perfect privacy myself

what kind of mccarthyism autism is this

>AI based routing

First item on the list: how do you pay them?

you must pretend to stage a series of terror attacks using the internet to communicate, and then see if you actually get arrested for it

that's how you will know :^)

What said.
>your only defence against them is being too insignificant to waste time with
Measures to make yourself harder to track, if they fail to make you 100% untraceable, just make you a more interesting/notable target.
Random schmucks who have 20 browser toolbars installed, and post their entire life stories to Facebook, generate tons of data that won't be useful unless those people suddenly do things that pose a massive threat to the establishment (like running a viable third political party, or wide scale terrorism, or figuring out why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch).

Bitcoin. Got 21 leff. Mined back in 2011 when it wasn’t that hard to get. Paid off in the long run and used throw away accounts. I will pay cash when my subscription ends because I don’t want to fork out all my bitcoins

basically they should have a very long log / history of all your connections especially the ones to the US

>Bitcoin. Mined back in 2011
Own full node, pool, or?

Pool.

Also used throw accounts to spread my bitcoins rather than all in one account

perfect-privacy.com/why-vpn/without-logs/

Yeah especially with that Intel inside NSA goodness that you call CPU.

dunno. but if you do a nofap and then keep a bot oppening gay porn sites on the background they will think you are gay.

How on earth would they tie my data to me personally?
The internet I'm on isn't in my name, my laptop was bought with cash, I don't own a cellphone, I don't use any social media like Twitter or Facebook, and I never put any real information about myself on the internet.

It's the NSA. If you're in the governmental system at all, they have most of your personal details. If you've used the internet at all without being behind 80 proxies, they know some of the things you've applied for.

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