When did you lose your programmer virginity, and to which whore of a language?

MSX Basic when i was 10.

I feel very sorry for you

I know because I got stds from that skank

C at 17.
We've had a good time, still together today.

It all' started from one of those script kiddos site "how to become hacker" with that shitty VBS

Basic, early/mid-1990s.

Lua

not a language but batch

>Ms visual basic
visual studio spanked me and called me a dirty little slut
8/8 would get visual again

C++ at 12

this user gets it

i wish, but no

Java at 19, it was awkward but it was all I could get at the time, I do any language I want now like a chad, except for Haskell, too weird for me.

mIRC, I feel ashamed.

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for me it was javascript, i didnt even know what i was doing. i was just copying lines of code and building a program like basic html, i was probably 12-13

to Logo at 10 and a half
>inb4 a fucking turtle

JavaScript is fucking me right now

Same

Early 2013? Late 2012?

cscircles.cemc.uwaterloo.ca/

BASIC, all ugly kinds of the language: Various homecomputer dialects, the whole Microsoft chain (GW-BASIC, QBasic, Visual Basic for DOS and Windows) plus TI-Basic like .
I looked into doing some Z80 assembly, but the ecosystem for the newest ROM version 19.006 (which has all the function calls in different locations than 16.0-19.0) is quite limited.
ocf.berkeley.edu/~pad/faq/ti82.html

If LOGO counts, then this

Ma nigga
>When your highschool PCs were running XP and the only lang you could use was Batch

C++ at 15 got bjarnes book.
My mind was mentally penetrated but
now i dont feel the pain anymore.

Batchscript is a language

At 17, JavaScript

@echo off

ActionScript because I wanted to know how to make Flash games.

Assembly af.

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My answer is TI basic, Python, or Java, depending on what "lose your virginity" means in this context. Arguably, I'm not a programmer, although I have solved basic problems using programming languages. I never was very proficient in any programming language.

c

Gamemaker language

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> when
2012 I guess
> which whore
C

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11 years ago
GML

this bastard
I know because there's no fucking way I'd go back to it knowing another language

pascal at first semester of a uni course i dropped out of, like 6 years ago

PHP when I made a Wordpress theme for my website.