Why are interested in our company and product?

Why are interested in our company and product?

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i don't care about your company, i just want this job so i can live in comfort and not be on the streets

I like honest people, you are in!

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We hired a candidate further along in the hiring process. Good luck on your job search! :^)

i dont know dude , it just seems cool working for a big tech company ya know?

I'm not. I'm just here because I wanted to go to Disneyland and you people offered to pay for my travel.

You are offering to deposit a desirable sum of money into my bank account every month in exchange for labor.
I would like said money, so I am here to offer you my labor.

Well, thanks for taking the time to interview with us. We'll keep in touch!

Just give me money and I'll do shit for you

just let me know when i have to come in to work bossman haha

You're offering to give away money

I am a /lifelong/ user of your product and I have a burning passion to help add new features to it. I have done my due diligence and researched your company and I heard nothing but good things.

cause you am not english like I'm

is this something a normal person would say?

No.

Sell yourself for the position, you don't suck the company's cock and tell the interviewer the company can do no wrong.

They're looking for skill, not a brainless yes-man.

thanks user.

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why are who interested

I don’t work in tech, so any company I interview with doesn’t sell or produce a “product.”

Wait, is that pic real? rms actually comes to this accursed place?

Why are you interested in hiring me?

Because I hate your competitor even more.

stallman.org/cgi-bin/showpage.cgi?path=/stallman-computing.html&term=Jow Forums&type=norm&case=0

I do not post on Jow Forums. I have nothing against it in principle, but I am told a lot of the posts nowadays are right-wing bigotry which I condemn totally. I have occasionally answered questions for interviews for Jow Forums, but I have never posted anything there. Any posting there that says it is by me is by an impostor.

It's more like your product is interested in me

>believes in freedom, like a Jow Forumsentooman would
>recognizes that Jow Forumsshit is against freedom
How can he be so based?

(You)

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I'm not, my man. Please just let me go, I won't tell the police.

>muh Jow Forums
normalfag

so much this, i just don't know why they keep asking that dumb question

I'm not, just fucking pay me.

_Donald