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Jow Forums BTFO-ed

What have you to say to this?

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Jokes on you, I forgot my password ages ago

If your laptop has stuff worth waiting around to be charge with murder, kidnapping, and torture, then sure they'll do that.

If its just your phone or some information at work, they're not going to risk it.

The real meme is
>oh shit its encrypted
>I'll just install a keylogger instead

WTF I hate security now.

Also RSA is used for public key cryptography, most likely the user doesn't know his own private key since its not a "password".

Actually wrench is a part of security. Just krash the komputer with it, hard-drive, or ssd...

I encrypt the hard drive because why not.

And that's why you setup a system you can't just access with a mere password or biometrics if you have data worthy to be tortured/die for.

If some fuck flies to my country, kidnaps me, and threatens to hit me with a wrench I just tell them my password.

It's about as likely as someone bruteforcing my password.

Depends who you're securing the data from.

The mob? Yeah, they've been in the business of beating information out of people for a hundred years.
Some fuckface trying to get your personal information? Nah, they're going to move on to an easier target.
The NSA? They already have it.

Jokes on you, they will beat you to death and it will take weeks of torture at least.

jokes on you, i use the same password for everything but different email addresses

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I don't have anything to say to that as I do not pursue conversation with shitty web-comics.
However, I do have to say to you that next time you start a bait thread, try to be more subtle and not start it with /board abbreviation/ - btfo, it's really improper and makes you look like a reddi-
Oh right.
Back to >>reddit with you, filth.

still gets people like you taking the bait

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>security exists to hide things from the government
ebin meem

Or Europe fag, where torture is illegal.
They can ask me nicely, and I will kindly say no.
If it's some gangsta group or some shit I will offer to co-operate with them instead

>xkcd

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Haha le xkcd funnny

came to post this verbatim. i've been too long here

>Same complete dipshit that thinks HorseBatteryStaple is secure because MUH ENTROPY
Fucking christ.

except if you're in britain. they'll put you into coercive detention until you give them your password

From Norway, so I doubt that will happen

>People will kidnap me and hit me with a wrench just to see my porn
?

serves you right you stingy nerd

lol the dilutions
they'll just have a ""refugee"" squad work on you till you tell them

That looks yime cunsiming, don't thunk its worth the effort just to get a shitty fizzbuzz script and some videogames

Just use a hidden volume, you will then be able to give up an alternate key under duress, this key will open the bait volume instead.
veracrypt.fr/en/Hidden Volume.html

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