Solar flare wipes out all technology on earth

>solar flare wipes out all technology on earth
>fortunately you prepped and you put one thing in a thick lead casing and it thankfully survived

What would be any technology you would have put inside the casing?
Rules are it must currently exist today and must fit inside a briefcase.

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Vibrator

Solar panels since i need energy
A battery to hold energy
Small laptop with as much media shoved in high capacity microsd cards as I can
Comfiest controller I can get for games, durable as fuck earbuds, and the rest of the space for whatever small stuff I wouldnt be able to live without

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Will a lead shit really protect
If that's what it takes I think I might be the first thing I'll put inside

An Ipad with 64GB of angela merkel deepfake porn images.

Ham radio and maybe solar panels and or generator.
Everything else does not matter.

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A handheld radio, multimeter and a thinkpad with a dump of wikipedia.

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>Dump of Wikipedia
Damn thats a good idea.

Fpbp

Thinkpad and a solar panel.

> all tech wiped out
> except for your one radio
> fall asleep to the empty static
> so ronery

I feel this is less fun and interesting if we can pick stuff we don't actually have. One of my dilemmas is that none of the hardware I currently own (that I can think of, anyway) respects my freedom, and if I were to go down to one computer, I'd definitely want it to be free. In this case, I could choose something crazy and overpriced like the Raptor III, but then what if everyone has crazy expensive examples like this? Also, price aside, I'd like something portable as my one freedom machine.

I've heard a text-only Wikipedia dump can fit on an e-reader. I can't remember if it was a bit under 32GB or a bit under 64GB. Sounds really handy to have.

Sup, found an iphone x on the street. How do i remove icloud from it, so that i can set it up and use it?

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Solar panels are a prettt solid choice. Though one the size of a briefcase isn't going to give you much energy. And now that I think about it, how would you utilize it without batteries and converters?

The best thing is that it will almost certainly happen this century

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You buy the $15k box from Cellbrite and you can do as many as you like.

They only affect radio waves tho

Dude just go to the iCloud server and delet it

If a solar flare wipes out all technology on earth, you'd be dead. Solar flares cannot destroy electronics like an EMP does, they only induce currents in really long conductors like powerlines. At worst, the grid is going to fail. To wipe out all technology, would require the flare to be so strong that earth gets blowtorched and everyone dies

Probably not. The voltage is proportional to the length of the conductor, so only long stuff would absorb enough power to blow power-grid tier shit, but fluxes appear in ALL unsheilded lines, so the 15 volt potential across a 1.8v cpu's data bus lines would do an adequate job of turning it to slag. A lot of stuff built to tougher standards, or just less sensitive, like discrete components, would probably survive though.