SoyTech: Dressing up in cardboard boxes to simulate being a robot

Human being
>oh, look, a funny videogame with cardboard
(you)
>this is not an arch distro, I must sperg in it
kys unironically

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my god she is beautiful

>something that's fun to some people but I don't like is soy
the post

i would make sure she is full of fresh oil everyday :^)

Can't wait for the chinks to rip these off so I can sell them at inflated prices to the stressed parents of screaming children who wrecked their original overpriced pieces of cardboard.

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>muh strawman

fuck off

nintendo.co.jp/labo/parts/index.html
knock yourself out

I did not expect this. I thought they would be complete and utter jews about it

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user, the jews fear the samurai

>the jews fear the samurai

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Western companies reserve the right to be utter jews

Perfect.

Printed stuff won't have the easy fold bits though. You can still pull your original plan on anybody unwilling to go to the trouble of the harder folds.

Cardboard isn't technology. Why are you posting this here?

This but unironically. It's dumb, but you can't deny that it's creative

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Game does do some interesting things with infrared. Can make maps for the motercycle game out of stuff around the house.

that's boring

Unironically cooler than VR. How does the rc car work without wheels?
Definitely soy, but very neat.

anything that isn't the latest FPS rehash is soy

If they can do a better job with the inputs on the robot part, they can even make a Zelda game where you take full motion control of link, that shit would be more entertaining than any call of duty and BTFO all the muh 4k and 6 tflops consoles.A game must be fun.

They sure look weird with that on, but i bet is more fun than getting headshot by a fucking kar98 from far away while looting some sperglord you killed on a short distance battle....fucking PUBG man i swear...

go back to Jow Forums jesus fucking christ.

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i just thought it was a cheap way to reduce cost by making them smaller.

that and making them smaller so soypeople could move them easier.

But cardboard is stupid

That image can't be real. I need to check archives later.

Well yeah,, but think of it like a cheap prototype, so basically this are beta kits to test some shit and in the way make some money and recycle a bit, next year they will release the real deal. Those asians are really good business man.

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>go back to Jow Forums jesus fucking christ.

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nice binary logic you used there, you fucking retard

go back to Jow Forums

soyface.bmp

>creativity
code word for: gayness

>nintendo
>child's toy
>not knowing that nintendo's main customer base is in their thirties
don't kid yourself. no kid today plays nintendo. it's all soybugmen buying that shit.

But her mouth isn't open.

>just think about the money face

what this is is fucking clever

im impressed

A creative idea doesn't always imply that it's a good idea

>cuck cart
mein gott im himmel

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t.cuck cartist

>Has technology really come to this?
Gundam cardboard box cosplays were a thing for more than a decade.

Well it's better than expected
If I was a parent, I'd get it

Why the fuck is ijustine still a thing. Why is that tech-illiterate a fucking "tech blogger" or whatever now?

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im glad people in the tech business see her as just another Karli Kloss, a puppet to sell tech

>Gen Z thinks dressing up as a robot is something new
This level of retardation and lack of knowledge is why your generation is doomed.
>inb4 genZtards espouse their savior complex delusions

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prueba

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It's a toy for children. Maybe you don't understand that because you're a manchild.

She knows more about tech than you

>just another Karli Kloss
no bulli klossy

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GOOD ADVERTISING NERD, BUT YOU MISSED

>cardboard box ar for kids with imagination
How could people hate this? Its targeted for children?

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Sure she does.

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im sure it's fun for kids. nintendo IS the console that markets specifically to kids.

it's just nowadays we have soyboys who unironically buy into this shit, which creates a certain market that nintendo tries to balance. there's nothing wrong with cardboard garbage for kids, but these people getting most excited for it are actually adults, which is sad af

Not as sad as obsessing over those sad men and shoving a shit meme in everyones face

Was this influenced by the maker movement

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>upset about me calling out soyim playing with cardboard
thanks for the perfect illustration of my point. bing bing wahoo!

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>obsessing
did he hit a nerve?

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this is how you know mods are actually asleep: when a thread that gets deleted in 2 minutes on /v/ finds it's way into Jow Forums and lasts literally 12 hours

Is this board being raided?

It captures the imagination of kids, there's no harm in that and maybe it'll inspire them to dive further into robotics. Stop making everything into some pseudo-political/social attack go get a hobby.

ore wa gundam

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vibration

technology stopped being technology when women, homosexuals, jews, and intelligence agencies got involved. its pretty much over for us now. technophiles should just become paleo traditionalists or some shit. anythings better than this.

Why is a bird using cardboard?

nibba that's Barbara Dunkelman from Rooster Teeth

Still looks like a bird.

>cardboard is technology
>what corrugated curiosities did you make today, Jow Forums?

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game?

Xenosaga

holy shit

that is a woman

Because they died

because it's a cardbird

>nintendo makes things for kids that gets them interested in building shit again in a world where so much of their entertainment is nonphysical
>Jow Forums and /v/ hate it because its not for them

that robot punching buildings reminds me of blast corps on n64

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We'll see what the market thinks

How many men do you think she had help her "build" the toys?

This is cool and all, but at the end of the day, it's just another gimmick from Nintendo that is only short lived.

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It's the latest hip thing on /v/

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OK, I chuckled.

I miss the days when iJustine gave me a chub.

>S-o-y has just been filtered to "onion"
Jesus christ

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Don't test me user.

senpai

>cuck cart
It actually is silly though

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