Let's be real here...

Let's be real here. Would you love a computer AI girlfriend if she were licensed under the GNU license or would you prefer a proprietary girlfriend?

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>Would you love a computer
Too many movies. Try going outside.

I'll write my own proprietary gf

pirated proprietary, probably.

nether, i would prefer it if real women actually liked computer nerds instead of going after the jocks, drug dealers, richfags with trust funds, etc

I have an actual girlfriend so I don't really need a computer AI for that. But of course I'd prefer FOSS gf AI to proprietary shit

The fact that you'd prefer a proprietary girlfriend in general artificial intelligence (such level of advancement of software) is the argument why proprietary is better than free software.

>anyone, ANYONE having complete access to my gf
>anyone modifying my gf without restrictions

>inb4 logical fallacy
>inb4 gf spying on you
It's paranoid. You have nothing to hide.

Why aren't you using Windows 10?

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Enjoy virtual herpes
You just have to find the right ones. And be reasonable, would you date a fat chick? If the answer is no, how can you expect women to "date below them" when you yourself refuse to do it

>>anyone, ANYONE having complete access to my gf
>>anyone modifying my gf without restrictions
>FOSS means that people are directly accessing code on my machine
wot

depends on the features

Can I have my own proprietary boyfriend?

>GNU girlfriend
>memory leaks that go unfixed for years making her fat and bloated
>terrible UI
>GNU Girlfriend 3 is worse than GNU Girlfriend 2 and takes years before it reaches a semblance of feature parity
>any complaint is met with "write the code yourself" or "you just need to run 50 commands in your terminal on every boot to fix that"

>Microsoft girlfriend
>just works
>only downside is some cuck in Redmond can watch me fuck her but that just makes it better

Nice way to identify all the cucks who would prefer an open source girlfriend

i have dated fat chicks, they are bigger cunts than the hot ones

>Microsoft girlfriend
>constantly tries to sell you shit and get you to give money to her shitty worthless friends
>whores herself out to the highest bidder behind your back
>if you try to modify the program to fix any of these issues her dad (bill gates) comes over and beats the shit out of you for license violation
>despite all this she still says stupid shit constantly and you suspect they just reused the AI from the talking paper clip

>GNU girlfriend
>text-based interface only
>has a lot of plugins but they are all written in lisp and can't really do anything besides have her teach you emacs keyboard shortcuts

GPL gf
>can modify personality if bored
>manual control over sexual output

RMS's daughter is worth learning to finger properly, and is more capable and flexible than any other girl I've dated. I'm quite satisfied.

>>anyone, ANYONE having complete access to my gf
>>anyone modifying my gf without restrictions

PEBKAC Error.

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Permissive BSD license.

For real though humanity should edge closer and closer to self-destruction. Something else needs to replace us asap.

>GNU license or would you prefer a proprietary girlfriend
Nigga it's not realistic to have GNU. You can't understand girls.

>Proprietary gf
Mfw she shows me some ads for penis enlargement pills.

Sure, let's replace you, your family and your friends first.

Why not, gotta start somewhere right?

Any is fine so long as she has my waifu's personality programmed.

proprietary as I wouldnt want anyone to know how i fuck her

That is precisely the reason you shouldnt want proprietary

I don't care if it's proprietary I just want something resembling human interaction before I die

I've already got a dog.

>proprietary girlfriend
This is some next level cuckoldry

Enjoy masturbating to a abstract conscience and avoiding sex with real women.

Let's be even more real. We gonna full Mad Max before that.

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> 4.9/10 on IMDb
maybe I should watch it anyway

Is "neither" an option?

>Enjoy virtual herpes

imagine STDs that die when you close the vm

I want the one with the BSD license

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I will take any as long as she looks like ana de armas (without the manly chin tho)

>she calls you a rapist if you hug her

Some random dude's going to fork her repo, if you know what I mean

I would only waifu open source software.

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Have over 150K Jow Forums threads for training your AI gfs. This place is being datamined.

>Would you love a computer
No, I'm not a sick, silicone pussies are good enough and botnet-free

People say "open source"

>It's open source guys!
>Get the binaries here!


>Readme.txt
>To disable advertisements you have to compile the whole package with gayStdLib0.3 which is 3gb

I'm a sick sick fuck.

Wat da zog

WAT DA ZOG

torrentslut.org

Reptiles, perhaps.

I dont remember this bit in The Matrix

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>a girlfriend who is the property of somebody else which you are only given an "end user license" to interact with is less cuck than a girlfriend you are free to inspect and modify to your heart's content.
ok

This doesn't remove the botnet. She will jealously spy on you and report whenever you cheat on her with other software.

>> 4.9/10 on IMDb
>maybe I should watch it anyway
what keanu film are you referring too?

all madmaxes are 7 or 8, even the shitfest one from 2010s

FOSS base for my own classified design.

Fat people aren't just displeasing to look at, the kind of person who could allow that to happen to their body is of terribly weak will or horribly demented - often both. Not someone you want to emotionally invested in.

Why are there so many faggots on Jow Forums that want 3DPD?

We aren't all so lucky to be Canadian.

I dont even want to read this thread cause someones gonna post that fuckin stomp image and it'll make me cry

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what stomp image?

>girlfriend shuts down without letting you say "no, just stay up with me a little longer"

Brazzers presents: John Dick

I would prefer a GPL boyfriend to a proprietary boyfriend

I would love an AI if she really liked me and she was pretty.

That bit I do remember.
Damn banana made me LOL

GPL is not homosex

>Open Source
Anyone can look inside of my girlfriend? No thanks, I'm not a cuckold.
>Proprietary
I don't pay for it, and I don't want virtual herpes by torrenting. This leaves one option: make my own using the new libraries for Empathy-AI programs.

>Open source GF
OH NONONO

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The brain would be GPL.
The mind's identity assets would be a local copy for my private use.

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GNU licensed, obviously. So I could be able to create a 2d anime fork of her. With a futa dick too.

Once a computer is as smart as a human, "computer" and "human" become just a matter of semantics.
Obviously assuming a familiar model of thought.

Outside is shitty. And smells. And shitty.
Go back to facebook. It is more hip, than Jow Forums. I promise you.

>bending her(male) mind to do nastiest, most depraved stuff to you
vs
>uhhh akthually I downloaded scat_eater_xxx_2.1.patch yesterday now she wants to eat my shit all praise RMS

>Let's be real here
Kek

can I get a trap instead?

damn that movie was dumb

If I can't smell and lick the AI's pussy and asshole, I don't care.

I'd get a proprietary GF then solder her RJ45's and remove the wireless chips from the mobo, if you know what I mean.