FIX MY MAC NOW

FIX MY MAC NOW

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>chinknus cucktips

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check

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You break it, you bought it.

shit, how do I get double numbers? lol

you jinxed it

>2 future school shooters

Female hapas are pretty cute desu

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>open mac
>voids warranty, even extended warranty etc.
>no way of apple knowing just how extensive the damage is
WAHH APPLE FIX IT >: (

You might have posted it from a device which was assembled by more Asian looking people than those on that picture. Hate is like symptom of epilepsy, nothing good from it to anyone.

He already bought it
He's willing to pay to fix it
They just won't take his money.

*THWAP THWAP*
FUCKU DAT YERRO PUSSY WHITUBOIII
"OH FUCK THAT YELLOW SHIT IS TIGHT AF"

i think linus browses Jow Forums often for /csg/
just look at his woman

PSU - no prob.
Mobo - no prob.
Display - nope.

Its luke's child

If apple told him "Hey, it'll be 7k to fix this" he'd be upset, but he probably would have paid it and said it was stupid expensive. They're not repairing it at any price. At all. Imagine if you bought a car, got into a wreck, and ford/BMW/whoever said "Nah, we're not fixing those. Go buy another car, mate."

>>no way of apple WHO BUILT IT, knows how to fix it.
it's as if they didn't build it.
Ohhh wait, foxconn made it. Apple just puts the logo on it.

>voids warranty, even extended warranty etc.
You can open and even break guarantee stickers without voiding your guarantee on the US.

Is Jow Forums, dare I say it, jealous?

The main audience and target audience of LTT is underage, and posting LTT invites underage audiences against the rules.

Global Rule 6:
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
LTT in itself is extremely low-quality, and not only is it uninformative but also misinforms, ergo all threads relating to it are low-quality as a result.

Global Rule 10:
>No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.
The frequency of this marketing channel being posted has by now evolved into legitimate spam.
It is not a tech channel (isn't involved in any creation or repair of tech), it is a marketing channel solely existing to scam underage YouTubers at the behest of companies with equivalent tech literacy required to achieve this: superficial.

To feed into the above:
Global Rule 11:
>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
LTT checks all the above boxes as a strictly marketing channel which doesn't produce any technology, maintain any technology, and exists solely to spam and advertise for marketing money. Amazon "offers", soliciting stream service donations, donation begging in general as it's the primary revenue stream.

Bonus rules being broken by posting LTT:
Jow Forums Rule 2:
>Tech support threads should be posted on /wsr/.

Please kindly fuck off OP, other users please kindly report thread and hide it,
please call out the LTT shills for being underage and therefore unwelcome on the site,
and as for the mods: stop masturbating to scat porn and do your fucking job you retarded scatbats.

>>no way of apple knowing just how extensive the damage is

>apple can't even diagnose and fix their own products

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Jealous of what?
A manlet with a micropens who married a Johj and makes a living scamming children on YouTube at the behest of companies because he can only measure up to children in both height and mentality, while anything older than children is beyond his capacity?

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His wife looks like a cockroach

that's what happens my man

>break every single part of a product
>REBUILD IT FOR ME NOW I WILL PAY YOU! DO WHAT I WANT OR I WILL TELL MY AUDIENCE OF 12 YEAR OLDS YOU WON'T FIX IT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TUNNELBEAR IS THE VPN THAT MAKES IT EASY TO BROWSE ONLINE YOUR ONLINE ACTIVITY IS KEPT FROM ADVERTISERS YOUR ISP OR ANYONE WHO IS LOOKING TO TRACK YOU OR YOUR DATA THEY HAVE AN APP AND ITS FOR MAC AND PC AND YOU CAN TRY IT FOR FREE JUST GO TO THE LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION OR GO TO TUNNELBEAR DOT COM SLASH LINUS TECH TIPS!

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Sounds a lot like jelousy, how's your easy to run cash cow company with 10+ employees? The wife doing well at home?

>being jealous of manlets
It's ok manlets, your are not to blame for your tiny frames, no matter how hilarious you are.
Not even in Hollywood do manlets escape the ire and Linus can't even compare to them.

arent macs made in us?

>has never accomplished anything in his life

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Sorry, I'm not authorized to.

Its just comically bad pr for Apple.
Are they actually just out of spare parts?

>scamming children because you are the same height
>accomplishment
Why don't you find a taller idol user, like Steve Jobs?
He scams adults and even scientists, and not merely manlet children like Linus.

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>scamming children
Explain how he scams children

dont worry boss ill fix it

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>>open mac
>>voids warranty, even extended warranty etc.
>>no way of apple knowing just how extensive the damage is
>WAHH APPLE FIX IT >: (
FTC recently rules these types of warranty are illegal.

Children are his target audience and his business is false advertising for brand companies, so how doesn't he? Gotta false advertise to get free hardware from those companies user.

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Just a buy a new mac lol! what are you a poorfag?

>false advertising for brand companies
What false claims does he make?

you deserve everything you get when you buy apple products

Why don't you make a thread about it and see the answer flow?
From underplaying laptops that bend, to being a Razer shill, to contradicting himself on acceptable CPU temperatures, to being forced to follow company guidelines for marketing otherwise "no free hardware 4 u".
That's what a marketer does. He scams.
Pic related, LTT audience at their meetup. I'm assuming you are the one with the fedora.

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>left
why is she dressed like a whore?

It's kinda good advertising for getting a pc since if a part breaks you don't need to spend 5k to get an entirely new machine.

>void warranty
>oops, FTC already ruled you can’t void warranty like that cause it’s illegal.
>Apple can’t see how extensive the damage is
>oops anyone with half a brain can diagnose damage
>oops, you’re a retard

THICC

[citation needed]

Holy fuck kill yourself lol

>marketers are in the business of scamming people
>citation needed
Look at this manlet and laugh people.
He needs to believe this because he needs to believe that the height increasing products marketed to him work.

Masquerading advertisements as entertainment.
Telling others it is okay to be this idiotic.
Steering children who "likes technology" towards consumerism rather than feeding their curiosity.

Those are not even his children, they are Luke's.

Possibly, but I don't think Apple's main target is people who do any sort of maintenance on their computers. Just buy it and it works out of the box.

Also I think Linus's target audience is already PC users.

I already see the apple shills spreading disinfo in this thread so I'll just post what actually happened.
>linus and friends fuck up apple computer
>they take it to the apple store to get it repaired
>the apple store agrees to fix it and orders the parts
>some time later they tell linus to pick it up unfixed
>turns out they can't order the parts because apple created a certification that is needed to order those parts and nobody has it
>linus can't get it repaired until someone gets the cert and orders the parts
But all of the shills here are going to say
>muh warranty
>DURR FIX MY COMPUTER I SMASHED TO BITS LOL
or just random shit that has nothing to do with it because they literally didn't even watch the video

They even sent the part to Apple who couldn't repair it and said to try a 3rd party repairman. The issue was that there's a new certification for that that nobody has yet.

>Also I think Linus's target audience is already PC users.
Everyone that doesnt specifically target apple users has majority pc audience since most people use pcs.
I think apples main target is people with lots of money or idiots who think a device isn't expensive if you pay for it over a long period of time.

This manlet has more than you ever could imagine. Is mom's basement treating you okay?

is that the same girl?

They wont order the parts because he opened it you idiot. If someone dropped it normally then it wouldve been repaired.

Essentially. Rich white people who don't know shit about tech.
Wow what a market they got going there.

False.
They agreed to repair it and failed to order the parts.
What don't you understand?
Linus didn't try to get it repaired under warranty. Opening it doens't matter.
The store tried to order the parts.

does this whore actually operate the camera?

I'd literally kill myself if my kids dont even remotely look like me.

>Masquerading advertisements as entertainment.
They're not paid for it. Otherwise they would have to report their videos are advertisements.

>Steering children who "likes technology" towards consumerism rather than feeding their curiosity.
He's a symptom of our consumerist culture and not the cause.

Drug dealers have more, they also get more rep for having to deal to adults unlike this manlet. Any more points you want me to blow down for you manlet?

>literally making things up now
wtf senpai

>manlet
>attempting to justify marketer shills
Come on little animal, don't cry. Do you want me to hold your little hand?

that's literally what happens with cars

I mean, from all the shit shit apple does, thid really wasnt the worst one.

Ah interesting lol Apple should’ve replaced it though still. Warranty valid under the law now.

Drug dealer's primary customers are school kids. Are you mentally ill? Are you so jelous of a short man having more than you, as you shit yourself in mom's basement on outdated hardware from the mid 2000's?

PAY FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S MACBOOK

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Making repairing things yourself impossible and planned obsolescence are pretty high up on the worst shit apple does list.

Hollywood starts have 10 times more money and 10 times more attractiveness, yet they are still manlets.
Give it up little man.

>Drug dealer's primary customers are school kids
I'm sure they are Linus.
I'm sure school kids are the ones who make up billions of dollars for drug dealers, having more money than the adult collective.
Your math and awareness are LTT level, perfectly underage.

Drug dealers LITERALLY trick children daily to do worse you claim linus has

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gangs-children-child-drug-dealers-class-a-aged-12-eight-youngest-arrested-young-younger-heroin-crack-a7826551.html

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5269267/Drug-dealers-using-Facebook-target-children.html

She's not that thicc irl

Because the store made a mistake as they were not aware of Apple's policy. The warranty doesnt matter they wont do it regardless.

>Because the store made a mistake as they were not aware of Apple's policy.
False.
They couldn't repair it because apple didn't send the parts.

Did mommy and daddy not have enough money to give to you for "schhol lunch?".

>Drug dealers LITERALLY trick children daily
vs
>Children are literally the majority marketshare of drug dealers
In a topic about a manlet whose main marketshare is scamming underage on YouTube, his main target audience. Give it up manlet.
At least look up to Steve Jobs as a respectable marketer, he scammed adults unlike this manlet.

Was the themepark ride too demanding of height to let you ride it little boy?

I laughed harder than I should've.

I knoe and Apple didnt send the parts because he opened it and the store was not aware of the fact they dont send the parts if he opens it beforehand.

>Getting rekt by literal shillnus tech tips on twitter.

This

those poor hapa kids
race mixers and immigrant parents need to fuck off
growing up without a solid identity is awful

I don't think she's wearing underwear on the left...

omg mom u wouldn't get it

No.
They didn't send the parts because the store didn't have the apple pro certification or whatever.
It doesn't matter what the circumstances were, they couldn't order the parts period.

>mail order bride

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Elliot Rodgers and his white worshipping sisters.

Linus's audience is pure cancer

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I dont understand, that just makes it hotter user

Point was she's not as thicc as the photo suggests.

No, I'm tall enough for the rides, but never been poor enough to be at those kind of amusement parks. I go on real trips.

Nobody is poor enough for rides manlet, except when it comes to height.
No amount of money can make you taller little man, sames goes for Hollywood actors who are still 10 times more attractive than you and your manlet twin Linus.

>scamming
But you can't even name a single instance of him doing this and your only non-argument is calling people manlets.

>but you need to name an instance of a marketer doing what marketers are supposed to do, scamming people
Manlets don't get to decide what constitutes an argument, you need to be tall enough to qualify.

Are you so ugly you have to try to make hight a big positive in life? Your genetics are so weak that you are fat, or to the bone skinny with awful skin? It's as if you have nothing in life, but your 6ft hight and question mark spine.

>This much projection
It's fine if you were bullied at school, but on the internet nothing is going to change.