Help a noob out Jow Forums

I was contacted by a band to make a website for them.
Haven't programmed/built sites since 2 years because of Uni, forgot everything.

Deadline is in a week.
Help me out.
(will give you an 80% cut(for legit help) when i get paid)

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>please do all the work for me for 80% of the pay
manager in the making

Start with what you know. If you get stuck then search for the solution. If you've really forgotten everything then go to w3schools and re-learn.
And fucking keep your money. I doubt you'd send it for this answer (or any really) anyway.

Make it 20% cut and you got it right. This is just dumb frogposter in the making.

$5k and I'll do it for ya

What's the name of the band?

Install Gentoo

Listing what they want on the website would help lol

if this isn't some weirda*s Jow Forums humor strain
then
Just go to Envato and buy something for chumpchange, quickest, easiest way.

Funny Cunny, it's a elementary school band

IIT: WE WRITE A WEB SITE FOR user'S BAND ONE LINE AT THE TIME;
I'LL START:

Ha

>Learn a framework like bootstrap
>Make the site in 40 minutes
>Dance hard techno

Underrated

Go to upwork. Pay someone (literally) $2/hr.

Alternatively, spend about 30 minutes on Wordpress.

Alternatively-to-the-alternatively, spend 2 hours relearning HTML+CSS.

Deploy a WordPress installation on Digital Ocean. Pay for a decent theme and click your way trough.

or

Purchase a VPS, install LEMP on it, change the SSH port,disable root login, install WordPress, certbot the SSL, click away. (Don't forget to set WP to auto update theme,plugins, core or get defaced by pajeets)

If this is real contact me

Any email of yours, irc, or discord?

Use Laravel with bootstrap and follow Jeffrey Way 's intro to Laravel videos on Laracasts and change the base blog you build together to work for the website you need.

>Funny Cunny
>Real band name

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How much were they supposed to pay you? How much would you pay me to do it?

Use squarespace, it'll look nice and you don't need to know how to program.

How much nig? I'll do it if it's reasonable even though I'd have to relearn a lot too.

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