Python is better than Ruby C++ is better than C Java is better than C# Swift is better than Obj-C Elixir is better than Erlang R is better than Matlab Matlab is better than Octave Javascript is better than PHP Everything is better than Rust Go is better than D Clojure is better than Scala Common Lisp is better than Java Typescript is better than Javascript
If you disagree with any of these, you're a shit programmer.
If you disagree then you must be an oop weblet faggot.
James Martin
>Lua >1 indexed (except when you try to make it 0 indexed and realise it doesn't work) >everything is a float I love lua but it's unfortunately useless for most of what I write.
>not programming solely in PIET >falling for the OOP meme
You suck dicks OP
Tyler Brooks
You bastards leave my Ruby-chan alone
Camden Sullivan
>c# is windows specific java >windows is objectively garbage >Java is better than C# was this ever a question
Jaxon Taylor
I think you must said why
and what about >scheme is better than Common lisp and clojure
Connor Mitchell
everything besides scala is for brainlets
Landon Roberts
>Java is better than C# >int & Integer is better than a single type Ok bud.
Benjamin King
>Javascript is better than PHP one client-side and server-side, kinda dumb comparing them
Hudson Long
java>c# opinion discarded
Grayson Phillips
>Go is better than D Hold up
Lincoln Sanders
>1 indexed So are established languages like FORTRAN. I personally don't like it either but it's not completely unreasonable. >everything is a float Lua 5.3 adds integer arithmetic. I personally don't it's worth the tiny performance gain.
Xavier Wood
My pleasure. You should get a better waifu. >scheme > common lisp and clojure A man of culture.
Haskell is either too good or too gross for this list
Mason Cox
>t. brainlet
Nicholas Morales
> Python is better than Ruby False. Python is for dum dums and people that can't see past C. It's the mixed race of OOP. Ruby, being the descendant of Smalltalk and Lisp, is OOP master race. >Typescript is better than Javascript Disagree with this one, but only because Typescript is fucking useless. Just use Javascript. Those who can't handle Javascript are brainlets.
Colton Bennett
>dogshit is better than horseshit horseshit unrionically better than dogshit, it doesn't stink and doesn't stick to your shoes
Benjamin James
I've never even seen this comparison before today.
Levi Parker
Perl is at the same level as Python
Perl6 is at the fucking top of Mt. Everest
Cooper Clark
>You should get a better waifu. You wot
Ryan Martin
>Being this nu
Ian Cruz
>C++ is better than C
Well duh It's literally just C with extra things
Blake Wood
what do you do with your code? if you don't solve real life problems with programming you are just doing mental masturbation only to satisfy your ego.
Jaxon Brown
>implying OP even knows about haskell
Kevin Turner
What makes you say I can't handle javascript? I just don't like it.