Python is better than Ruby
C++ is better than C
Java is better than C#
Swift is better than Obj-C
Elixir is better than Erlang
R is better than Matlab
Matlab is better than Octave
Javascript is better than PHP
Everything is better than Rust
Go is better than D
Clojure is better than Scala
Common Lisp is better than Java
Typescript is better than Javascript
If you disagree with any of these, you're a shit programmer.
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Go is trash
>Java is better than C#
> R is better than Matlab
> Go is better than D
In your dreams, sweetie.
Better at what? SUCKING DICK LOL
>genuinely thinking Go isn't better than D
>C++ is better than C
oh, Jow Forums, what have you turned into
>Java is better than C#
nice b8 you literally triggered 80% of Jow Forums with that post
>Python is better than Ruby
>Java is better than C#
>Javascript is better than PHP
>dogshit is better than horseshit
wew lad
It all boils down to this desu.
Baitty thread, but I like it.
Lua is better than any of the languages mentioned
it's a fact
> C++ is better than C
better at bloating
brainfuck is better than C++
>Ruby
>C++
>Java
>Obj-C
>Matlab
>Javascript
>PHP
>Rust
>Go
>Scala
a shit
>Python
>Swift
>Erlang
>Common Lisp
usable
>C
best girl
If you disagree then you must be an oop weblet faggot.
>Lua
>1 indexed (except when you try to make it 0 indexed and realise it doesn't work)
>everything is a float
I love lua but it's unfortunately useless for most of what I write.
Renewing my faith in humanity.
garbage OP
>not programming solely in PIET
>falling for the OOP meme
You suck dicks OP
You bastards leave my Ruby-chan alone
>c# is windows specific java
>windows is objectively garbage
>Java is better than C#
was this ever a question
I think you must said why
and what about
>scheme is better than Common lisp and clojure
everything besides scala is for brainlets
>Java is better than C#
>int & Integer is better than a single type
Ok bud.
>Javascript is better than PHP
one client-side and server-side, kinda dumb comparing them
java>c#
opinion discarded
>Go is better than D
Hold up
>1 indexed
So are established languages like FORTRAN.
I personally don't like it either but it's not completely unreasonable.
>everything is a float
Lua 5.3 adds integer arithmetic.
I personally don't it's worth the tiny performance gain.
My pleasure.
You should get a better waifu.
>scheme > common lisp and clojure
A man of culture.
Damn, so many C# fags here
PHP is the best server-side language.
>C++ is better than C
>Java is better than C#
>C++ is better than C
harmful.cat-v.org
Haskell is either too good or too gross for this list
>t. brainlet
> Python is better than Ruby
False. Python is for dum dums and people that can't see past C. It's the mixed race of OOP. Ruby, being the descendant of Smalltalk and Lisp, is OOP master race.
>Typescript is better than Javascript
Disagree with this one, but only because Typescript is fucking useless. Just use Javascript. Those who can't handle Javascript are brainlets.
>dogshit is better than horseshit
horseshit unrionically better than dogshit, it doesn't stink and doesn't stick to your shoes
I've never even seen this comparison before today.
Perl is at the same level as Python
Perl6 is at the fucking top of Mt. Everest
>You should get a better waifu.
You wot
>Being this nu
>C++ is better than C
Well duh
It's literally just C with extra things
what do you do with your code? if you don't solve real life problems with programming you are just doing mental masturbation only to satisfy your ego.
>implying OP even knows about haskell
What makes you say I can't handle javascript?
I just don't like it.
Iam with u m8
What about Perl? Mr.BlackUser
your mom LOL
>C++ is better than C
>Java is better than C#