Why the fuck do my pp hurt

Why the fuck do my pp hurt.

Pic related is me braving out the pain like an alpha chad.

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pad

You have a transmitted disease or you have a kidney stone

Will you examine it for me doctor

u have pp cancer sorry user :(

i'll do it if you want

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What do you drink on a daily basis?

:^(

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In one day I'll usually have 4-5 cups of coffee, 1-4 cans of DrPepper/A&W and 2 bottles of water.

Should increase the water intake tbdesu

drink more water because if you keep drinking like that again piss out kidney stones

At least four bottles a day.

I drink a gallon of water a day and my piss is clear as water

Both soda and coffee are over 95% water, I don't want to overhydrate.

>overhydrate
Coffee dries you out does it not?
Soda is... soda...

oh my um it looks fine to me user

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Coffee is 99% water, how can it dry you out?

I dunno tbdesu. It's always dried out my mouth after drinking it (black coffee) and I need water to hydrate my mouth.

Drinking it black may be why because I always put in about 6 tablespoons of creamer.

>6 tablespoons of creamer.
You want your mouth creamy, eh?

Alright have fun pissing out Rockside kidney stones then

>You want your mouth creamy, eh?
Maybe :*

And throat?

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No, strictly mouth only.

I see. And just how creamy?

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