>Internet of things
Internet of things
Very big data
>Software as a service
>centralized platform
>distributed computing
>DevOps
>cloud
>machine learning
>paradigm shift
>I have a 1-year masters in data analytics!
>OOP
Remember when this word conjured up feelings of possibility and excitement? Or was that just me
>pair programming
The "I'm a low-test anal 'coder' from San Francisco starter pack";
>opsec
>ux
>problematic
This thread is using all my day to day lingo. this is why I get paid six figures. Meanwhile all of you cucks are masturbating to chinese cartoons on your twink pads.
lmao I can't imagine being so dumb as to ever fall for pure marketing
if we should be jealous of that, why are you doing on a koeran mental suicide forum?
checkmate, atheist
I'm here because i'm a secret autist and my wife is out of the room.
post pics of her feet
kek this what I always thought too
>I have X gigs of ram
>I have X GBs of ram
this fucking triggers me so much
Thou shall not save this frog meme under risk of death to your mother.
>I'm on Windows 7 64 bits
>unironically using windows 7 with 10 gb of ram
How do you even manage to do something stupid like that? 4+4+2gb or what? retarded frogposter
>Functional programming
kek
those revolutionary ideas In order to sell shit .
>Artificial Intelligence
You're too late
>Neural Networks
>privacy policy
>privacy
>Data science
>Dad, husband. #blockchain, #crypto, smart contract audits. #FOSS developer evangelist. Founder, CEO of xxx
>Social Network Analytics
>Industrie 4.0
>#blockchain
Augmented reality
Reactive Programming.
>Deep learning
This is what """Object Oriented Programming""" led to.
So you are saying OOP works?
If your objective is dooming humanity then yeah sure
>what's a computer
>being always online
What movie is that? Looks interesting and funny, I want to watch it
>disrupting this market... with no survivors!
>for you
This thread reeks of toxic white superiority and masculinity
>kubernetes
nigger
...
you don't get it
the
>smart tech
is coming
>artificial intelligence