Internet of things

>Internet of things

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Very big data

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>Software as a service

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>centralized platform

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>distributed computing

>DevOps

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>cloud

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>machine learning

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>paradigm shift

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>I have a 1-year masters in data analytics!

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>OOP

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Remember when this word conjured up feelings of possibility and excitement? Or was that just me

>pair programming

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The "I'm a low-test anal 'coder' from San Francisco starter pack";

>opsec
>ux
>problematic

This thread is using all my day to day lingo. this is why I get paid six figures. Meanwhile all of you cucks are masturbating to chinese cartoons on your twink pads.

lmao I can't imagine being so dumb as to ever fall for pure marketing

if we should be jealous of that, why are you doing on a koeran mental suicide forum?

checkmate, atheist

I'm here because i'm a secret autist and my wife is out of the room.

post pics of her feet

kek this what I always thought too

>I have X gigs of ram
>I have X GBs of ram

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this fucking triggers me so much

Thou shall not save this frog meme under risk of death to your mother.

>I'm on Windows 7 64 bits

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>unironically using windows 7 with 10 gb of ram
How do you even manage to do something stupid like that? 4+4+2gb or what? retarded frogposter

>Functional programming

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kek
those revolutionary ideas In order to sell shit .

>Artificial Intelligence

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You're too late

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>Neural Networks

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>privacy policy
>privacy

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>Data science

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>Dad, husband. #blockchain, #crypto, smart contract audits. #FOSS developer evangelist. Founder, CEO of xxx

>Social Network Analytics

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>Industrie 4.0

>#blockchain

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Augmented reality

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Reactive Programming.

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>Deep learning

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This is what """Object Oriented Programming""" led to.

So you are saying OOP works?

If your objective is dooming humanity then yeah sure

>what's a computer

>being always online

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What movie is that? Looks interesting and funny, I want to watch it

>disrupting this market... with no survivors!

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>for you

This thread reeks of toxic white superiority and masculinity

>kubernetes

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nigger

...

you don't get it

the
>smart tech
is coming

>artificial intelligence

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