Indians wrote instructions for how to build space ships and documented their travels in our space in Sanskrit books

Indians wrote instructions for how to build space ships and documented their travels in our space in Sanskrit books.

Why has it taken hundreds of years for people to start travelling to space again?

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We had to develop space toilets first.
The Indians didn't include that in their plans for some reason...

Because pajeets lie

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Worthless shitskins.

So. How does it work?

Pajeets line up on the artificial space street inside and their curry infused waste creates enough propulsion to escape earths gravity.

Indians will be first to colonise Mars

and shit on it?

>colonise
As in empty their colons on it

India spend's one tenth the amount of money that NASA or Space X spends to travel to space.

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pic related.

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you toilet less beggars will never achieve anything, only thing special about you guys is the smell of shit. work on building loos and stop shitposting on the internet

>India spend's one tenth the amount of money that NASA or Space X spends to travel to space.
that is easy when your workforce cost next to nothing retard, learn some basic fucking economics.

Looks familiar...

*X-Files theme*

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This and the swastika.
Nazis confirmed for pajeets.

They are both Aryan and both are taking over Europe

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>MAN GAY
does this mean something in another language? to an english speaker, it just looks silly

The NASA missions are part of a larger infrastructure in space to relay communications and is designed to work for decades in order to use in assisting future land missions.

The Indian mission is nothing more than a mickey mouse show using cheap labor. 3 of your 6 scientific instruments are made by NASA and ESA.

You're still reliant on NASA's Deep Space Network to track your toy probes. If NASA stops cooperating with shitskins, that will be the end of their little space hobby. You're welcome.

Pooing in space causes all kinds of problems. Rather than you poo lying in the ground and slowly releasing its aroma, space poo tends to float around everywhere and could get into sensitive electronics.

Indians hadn't invented toilets yet, so developing a space toilet was almost unthinkable.

>comparing the price of 2 unrelated missions

Haha, you don't actually think your shitty satellite is anywhere close to what MAVEN does, do you?

Idiot. Your american space people are overcharging and looting the public's money and you think you're getting a good deal? lolzzzzzzzzzz

In India we do things at the correct price and not to make huge margins. Unlike you people, we don't go out in large grass lands and play golf moron. We work hard.

>propeller
>space

fuck you, I almost died

>poo1

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my sides

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We've uncovered and deciphered the lost works of the Vedas. What does "Superpower 2030" mean?

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kek

If you think that's funny, wait until you realise that, while poo1 isn't real, this is:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1

>Spend a life working hard
>Work is something you do in order to have a better life
>After a thousands generations you're still shitting on the street and earning in a month the same amount I spend on a drink

I really enjoy when the third world criticizes how the first world does stuff. There is a reason why we want a lot of money for what we do

Imagine flying to space on outdated technology documented by pajeets. Recipe for disaster

Is that a emdrive?

Yes

Add nukes

Designated shitting spaces.

Nazis make the best stuff

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The original models weren't feasible because they had to contain an entire city street inside of them.

fack

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Except Hindenburg, obviously.

> born too early to be the first man to shit on mars
heavy feels bros

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if only they wrote instructions on how to not shit in the streets...

>indians
>Europe
I haven't seen a single indian here ever

It's less than 15 years away...

>hundreds of years
The vaimika shastra was written in the early 20th century. It's not any more advanced and anticipating than Jules Verne was.

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