Smart urinals

>smart urinals
Why?

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well, wouldn't you like to know whether you have the 'beetus without having to test whether the toilet seat is sticky?

but why the fuck not

I played one where you steer a car with your piss stream. the stronger the stream the faster you went. There's a highscore and everything. Pretty nifty shit if I may say so.

>tfw fuckin gaggin for a wazz laa but u save it all day just 2 hit the hi score

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How are you so entertained by such stupid shit

I actually would like something like urinal that tells you whether the seat is cold or warm

urinals dont have seats

pff, toilet*

takes ur mind off things when ur avin a tinkle innit haha

my protonegroid, after 4 krügel helles you're gonna be pissing like a firetruck too, and it makes the experience considerably less awkward in the 'loo, if all the walls are actually mirrors.

plus, from a business perspective it sure makes sense as well, because it motivates drunkards to actively aim into the urinal.

found the asshole who shits in the urinal

LEEEEEEE!!!

Agh...

>it motivates drunkards to actively aim into the urinal.
ah i can see that.

>smart soap dispensers

these never work right

what in god's name am I looking at?

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Where do you live user, I want to play this game too

A giant pissing on the monolith.

>How are you so entertained by such stupid shit
...he said on Jow Forums.

>Those toes
what the fuck

botnet want's pictures of your p*nis