Tfw you think your password manager is sending your password to the net

>tfw you think your password manager is sending your password to the net

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It must suck using an OS and applications you can't trust.

>having a password manager

Brainlet, your memory is a password manager

That's why I only use really simple passwords like "aaaa123" or "password". Even if someone cracks or steals it, not much of value is lost.

> using 'apps'

Code your own it's not hard

>tfw encrypted text file master race

Write it down on a piece of paper and lock it at your home desk if you are that stupid

Or use an obscure device to store them.

Calculator/oldPDA/hell, even an old PSP or something.

>using password managers
>not using the same password for everything

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Engrave all your passwords on a stainless steel tablet and put it up your but.

Based but poster

only a fucking retard would use a password manager

Are you guys being serious? Having an encrypted password manager with super hard passwords is almost the most secure thing you can do.

no it isnt

only a retard wouldn't use a password manager.
If you repeat passwords you're a moron.

haveibeenpwned.com/

>haveibeenpwned.com/

Good news — no pwnage found!

kys

>willingly submitting your email to a database
Not nearly as stupid as submitting your password to check how "secure" it is, but still retarded.

>Oh no — pwned!
>Pwned on 8 breached sites and found no pastes
Okay, but that doesn't matter for much other than my email being out there or maybe an account I have long since abandoned on those sites. Passwords are never the same between accounts.

Just audit the source code, you aren't using proprietary software, right OP?

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I know my password manager is sending my passwords to the Internet.

passwordstore.org/

jokes on you pal, I typed in a fake e-mail instead of my real one (changed a letter)

get effed son

>tfw brainlet

KeePass doesn't

>be me
>want to migrate from gui password manager to cli
>have KeePass 1.x database file with all my passwords/online banking/private keys/everything
>try just a random one, it's called ckpass
>start ckpass
>type in password to encrypt database
>screen remains black
>cpu load goes 100%

>Using passwords in the first place
Jesus, what are you trying to hide, hmmm???

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I use pretty weak passwords for everything. Most are variations on the same few bases and I generally store them in plain text files alongside the corresponding site name and email/username.

based

>he uses the same password for multiple accounts
>he thinks his remembered passwords are as good as a randomly generated character strings
If you don’t care about security thats fine, but don’t accuse password manager users of being brainlet when you, yourself, are a brainlet

>Or use an obscure device to store them.
>Calculator
why have I never thought of this?

>site 1 : socc3r
>site 2 : S0ccer
>site 3 : SoCcEr
>site 4 : soccer4
>lmao nerd they aren't the same password

>site 1 : socc3r
>site 2 : S0ccer
>site 3 : SoCcEr
>site 4 : soccer4

>posting your passwords on Jow Forums

lmao you moron you asking to get hacked

>mfw dat seamless .org.gpg integration on emacs
i wish other tools did encrypted files properly without decrypting on disk and shit

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Most methods take into account the 'replace E's with 3s' route people take, as well as adding numbers at the end.
So good fucking luck with that bro!

I am certain that it would, had I used one.

>Most methods take into account the 'replace E's with 3s' route people take
Just great. That ruins everything!
(ノO-O)ノ |____|

Thread over.

just never plug that one pc to the internet

problem solved, wow that was so hard

>safely storing your passwords on a encrypted format only being able to be decrypted by a master password is less secure than not doing so

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My accounts leaked somewhere and now some pajeet keeps trying to phish me pretending to be Apple. I don't even own anything from Apple for 5 years now.
I block it but it keeps coming from different addresses, never seen a phisher so stubborn.

>they crack the master password
>your entire life is fucked

What if aliens teleport into your room at night and steal the computer and use their alien technology to crack your secure encryption and steal the passwords to your motherless account and sell it to the Chinese?

You are all brainlets
1 super secure password for email you remember
No password managers or trusting all your shit to a random middleman
Reset password to random shit each time you need into an account and never track what it is

This post made my asshole bleed :-)

I keep all my passwords in a publicly shared Google Sheets spreadsheet. That way, I can access all my accounts from any computer.

A. Smart people categorize sites based off their value and what they store. A junk site that has little to no value or valuable data does not need a unique, let alone strong, password.
B. Sites that actually require a good password due to whatever tbey store about you need not be random garbage. You can make perfectly great passwords simply by using code snippets as your password. You do know how to code right? It will cover all the requirements, easy to remember and no brute force attempt will get it assuming you don't use something braindead easy.