If you had a switch to turn off the internet worldwide, would you do it?

If you had a switch to turn off the internet worldwide, would you do it?

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No
I'd hit a switch to turn off the web though.

Only when I was losing a discussion

spbt

Yes

I would flicker it randomly.

if it means I could cripple capitalism fuck yeah

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no more degenerate furry pr0n?
nah
the switch will remain untouched

edgy

First post unironically best post and digits post

Yea but only if I banned the newfags.

>Turning off the only platform where people can truly be equal
The absolute state of nu-commies

I have 2 switches (on and off)

Also to answer does it kill all ontranets and vlans as well? How does your switch work? does it kill and non local dns or something?

In fact you can do it. By switching off the main root DNS server. After this normies will not be able to acces the WWW

I'd sell it because id be afraid somebody would kill me for having it

There are 13 root servers, so it would take something absolutely catastrophic to take them all down at the same time.

What?

What sort of damage could be done if we severed trans-atlantic fiber optic cables?

Or are there failsafes for that?

How the hell did we even set fiber optic cables on the ocean floor safely?

I'd turn it off then back on again when I have network trouble

Yeah that true

They just flew huge rolls of CAT5 cable across and let them sink.

This is why i like the fact that my router acts as my dns, cant be screwed over

prepare your anus

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Good luck, shark-chan!

You bet

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Snake?

oil?

yeah bruh technology is fuckin' cancer I mean where is the line between God's nature and technology anymore

we gotta go back to the fuckin' nature bruh, technology has made as wars and angry

we go back to nature we live in peace like in the good old pre-tech days

>he doesn't use telepathy over internet
>he became even more insecure without internet
Such a pleb.

Would be good if the internet disappeared for a few years. Maybe I'd get my shit together.

I wouldn't want it gone permanently.

t. weak mind

youtu.be/BArLuZA2zUU?t=81

>They just flew huge rolls of CAT5 cable across and let them sink.
Please be for real, it's metal as fuck.

yes. the (((technoindustrial system))) must fall.

There are a lot of cables. Impossible to cut them all. They have been cut before without much issue. Matter of fact in the middle east some ship was sabotaging them. Slowed internet in the area but didn't stop it.

And let the christianity regain its former influence? Shits already dying, why would I do that

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Please end it all as soon as possible.

I would put it halfway between on and off.

I would turn off the internet when I go to bed at night and turn it on when I wake up in the morning.

This would cripple countries in other timezones. MAGA

Based

You bet I would. In a second, without any doubts.

Only if it killed mobile internet and not landlines. Smart phones were a mistake.

This a thousand times over

>download the internet
>flick the switch
>watch basedboys suffer

Traffics would be routed through Trans-Pacific as well as Trans-Eurasia fibers instead. Also some via satellite.
Obviously existing infrastructure on these routes would not be able to handle that much traffic so sites would be very difficult to reach and latency would be high.
In 2006 Christmas, six optic fibers were taken down by an earthquake near Taiwan and it was not until mid-Jan that basic browsing was recovered and it takes a few more months before the speed resumed

fpbp

Sadly, This^

stop samefagging you moron and use your brain for half a second

Depends for how long. If it's more than a few hours then yes. I'd short the stocks of major companies and then turn off the internet.

Whoa... deep

I'd rather have a switch that only turned off cellular carriers and left the real ISPs on.

fwbrtb

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Yes let me do that

I woud just type google into google to make it implode

amen

I would relabel it to say 'Magic' and 'More Magic', then leave it out for some curious idiot to mess with it.

FPBP

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