Old farts

>goto this old guys house
>he asked me to help him with his computer
>somewhere in his 50s
>POS is from like 2005 or before
>fat monitor that is basically a heater
>windows XP turns on
>holyshit.old
>takes literally 10 minutes to load
>sees Internet Explorer
>ask him why he doesn't use Chrome or Firefox
>says he likes that it's simple
>chrome is built for idiots
>types in address bar like I always do when I google something at this point
>holy shit it's slow as balls
>get my thumbdrive off my belt that has decently essential programs and files
>install Comodo
>install CCleaner Technical edition
>>>fuck you Jow Forums I like them and they werk for what I need them to do
>starts getting mad that I'm using google
>ask why
>says that the gov spies on people
>tell him that he's not a threat to the US and that people deserve their freedom
>explained that it doesn't matter what he thinks or says, as long as he's not doing anything "wrong" no one cares.
BTW I'm not saying I don't agree with him but at the same time, I just see no way to fight back or even a real point anymore. So fuck it.

Jow Forums why are old people so hard to help?

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install gentoo

I forgot to mention, he has a parot too that would squak random shit, specially cussing.

I was tempted but then gentoo would have made him a caveman

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Dont help those who dont want to be helped. let the old piece of shit enjoy his slow computer and rot away. its good to know i can outlast these old fucks

>>says that the gov spies on people
>>tell him that he's not a threat to the US and that people deserve their freedom
Is this some retarded shill or bait thread by glowing individuals?

Unless you're building a bomb, gonna shoot up a school, selling weapons illegally or something with Cheese Pizza, you're basically in the clear. No one cares what most people do unless they make themselves known

OH miss typed user, I meant that 2nd part to be a 2nd sentence, he said it, the part about "this being america and I deserve my freedom" and so

Poor thing you think you magically appear on their screen once u do some Shit and that you ain't being spied on 24/7 and when you do some edgy shit you get caught.

I never said that. I'm no threat, they look at my history and see that I've been to Jow Forums and then laff me off

thinly veiled troll thread

>I dont agree with it therefore it's a troll thread

>go over to my bankers house
>her 90 y.o. father needs help with his shitbox
>turn it on
>an epoch passes while it loads to desktop
>folder on desktop full of questionable porn
>wtf
>couldn't look him in the eye


yep

The government only selectively cares about any of that. Its very unpredictable and disorderly.

>gonna bomb something we want dead and secretly goaded you into bombing? Go nuts. We'll arrest you afterwards to keep up appearances though.

>gonna shoot up a school? Do it, it fans the flames of desire for gun confiscation.

>gonna sell weapons illegally? Are you selling them to isis or some other people we want armed? Then its not illegal!

>have CP? Are you rich? Then we can't touch you.

Pick a side you assholes, either enforce the law or don't.

yeah basically... welcome to america...

>implying all governments arent as bad
If you think for a shred of a second that China isnt more fucked, youre retarded
Most of EU govts wish they had US's resources to spy on people, but generally they dont
t. EUfag

hey man chill, I never said it wasn't or was

>go to old persons house
>his computer is old too
wow

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

>fat monitor

Have we reached a point where people don’t know what CRTs are anymore? Jesus fucking Christ

wow

>>install CCleaner Technical edition
holy shit you're a fucking dumbass nigger, stop pretending you have a clue about computers.

eh. I was lazy user

>not sucking at least 1 cock a day for your health
what are you? straight? in 2018?
look at this faggot

fuck you user it werks

it works on draining power and ram, moron
snake oil: the software

>questionable

Elaborate.

next time try blogspot