This is how Java finally dies

Runescape isn't available in C++ or C#

kek

Literal kek

asm.js would run it (better)

Was free.

C++ is the most powerful programming language on earth.

They've been doing that since forever and Java is not dead.
Either migrate or don't pay for support. I've worked for a very large company that every has heard of, yet we ran CentOS (free copy of Red Hat) and Java without paying a single cent in licensing or support.

every language that isn't C or C++, is made in C or C++.

We can only dream. It was a cancer masquerading as C++ with a standard library and garbage collection built in. And just like cancer, it hasn't gotten better, we've just come up with better ways of treating it.

Oh eee, oh ah ah. Ting tang, wala wala bing bang.

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Nah, C is much more powerful. Takes more time to do shit though.

10's out too

why not remake it

>wala
*viola
Idiot.

it's /ck/ culture pleb

>Not using OpenJDK

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This. Only huge companies who already sre cucked and pay for weblogic and oracle db are gonna do this. At my job we use glassfish 3 so clearly we dont give a fuck

*voila

Not with a bang, but a java.lang.NullPointerException

Why wouldn't you use openJDK? What's the difference?

So what does this mean for my minecraft mods? I host a dark RP MLP server and i really dont want the mods i commissioned for to break.

When oracle come to take you down, you show em your porn and they will go away.

Eh...at least until the first compiler is written? Like I think Crystal is written in Crystal nowadays. I haven’t checked on them in a while.

Oracle Java is faster.
However all those legacy things still using Java now will start supporting OpenJDK, so it wouldn't be surprising if in 2-3 years time it's faster than Oracle Java/hotspot.

>.jar

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C++ is a non-strict superset of C.
Pretty much anything you do in C can be done in C++.
Except epeen.

Didn't those faggots promise to remake it in HTML5 or C++?

*voilà

They do this for every version. Its meant to punish businesses who can't update their shit to java9 for some reason

Not rust

llvm

scala

Looks like they're going to use this to push people to GraalVM now.

graalvm.org/

>wala

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Aren't most pajeet core SE8?

yes sir I will with gladness

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I imagined a fat stinking neet with anime pillow saying this to a senior software engineer in a large bank
made me chuckle, thanks user

what? graalvm is going to be integrated into hotspot

>but they're also going to stop support for each new version after 6 months
this is not true. they haven't given the end of public updates date for the 11 (LTS) release yet

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>>/m/

>wala
>viola
Is this an elaborate ruse or are people really this linguistically challenged?

YES

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Just move to Java 11 LTS, what's so difficult, faggot?

RS3 has been using a C++ client for the last 3 or so years

Nobody plays that turd. OSRS is where it's at

this image says it all can confirm, we'd rather pay java licenses per core than migrate all our applications. it's to expensive and time consuming, nor do we have the people as well as capable ones of doing so

>OSRS is where it's at
And even then retards from RS3 kept demanding to implement newer stuff into the game like grand exchange completely ruining the point of OSRS. It's pretty much at this point RS3 with 2007 graphics.

Not everyone (read: noone) has time to sit at a bank and spam sales messages.

Finally I can post this

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>/lgbt/

That's only true for mostly shitty scripting languages.

>ruse
>i was pretending to be retarded
Ironic retardation is still retardation.

Quality edit. Lost some brain cells.

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Go is made in Go

Not only that, it's from early 2011. The ride never ends.

>weblogic
Ehw
>web
>logic
Choose one

This kills the pajeet. C++ master race

originally written in C and then they ported to Go. it has c bindings and c support still

>high level
Kek

Good thing runescape is dogshit that only autismos play

for me, it's peak english.

you guys should expand your horizons.

>>viola
It's voila you retard

>wala
I didn't know al/ck/ys browsed Jow Forums.

Use openjdk or zulu. Why anyone would use oracle is beyond me. It's technical debt at this point.

Java SE/JDK 9 is already out

This is why you use Kotlin famalan

im prepared to pay actual money for java and you should toO@#I$_U*JJJJJJPIDSHFFFQ _------

I still have access to a 2007 account with 2007-tier login credentials, literally 6 letter username and 6 letter password.

It compiles down to C though, doesn't it?

>wala
and a bone apple tea to you too

this man posted this at gunpoint by Oracle themselves.

>It compiles down to C though, doesn't it?
no, it compiles to machine code

no. it compiles to bytecode for a virtual machine

there is no Go VM, Go programs are native executable binaries. there is an intermediate assembly language, but the end code is native code for your OS/CPU architecture

Kotlin is just Scala for brainlets

>Public updates for Oracle Java SE 8 will remain available for individual, personal use through at least the end of 2020.

>Public updates for Oracle Java SE 8 released after January 2019 will not be available for business, commercial or production use without a commercial license.

Wow, it's fucking nothing. They are simply telling you to GTFO off an old vulnerable version of Java when 9 and even 10 are out there. To top it off it'll only affect retards on Windows.

I would just like to add most Banks are likely using WebSphere which means they are using IBM V9 VM anyway and not Oracle.

>Public updates for Oracle Java SE 8 released after January 2019 will not be available for business, commercial or production use without a commercial license.
Isn't that basically the Windows XP route?