Hot tip:

Hot tip:
They cant fingerprint shit if you are a greasy fuck

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This is why I burned my fingerprints off ages ago.

what am i looking at

Its a fingerprint dusting kit

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I mean, aren't the oils and grease from your hands THE reason that you can dust for prints?

Or you could just wear gloves, alternatively use some fucking acid on your fingertips.

I worked in a county jail and you know what happens when some dumbass burns his grabbers in battery acid to get rid of prints? They just let your dumb ass stew in there until your hands have time to heal OR if you actually managed to make a permanent burn they put you on the damaged fingerprint list and check for scar tissue on the fingers since that leaves a unique mark too.

Good luck getting that shit out of the laptop now. It's fine AND conductive.

t. pedos

are you saying our bodies are botnet?

>the botnet wants me to live

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Not how it works though.

They put my finger, palm, wrist, and forearm prints on file. Along with my fucking blood.

I could chop off my hands and still be in their fucking database.

Yes.

>not just putting superglue on your fingertips when you wake up
fucking idiots

Even I thought as much but only because OP mentioned fingerprints, go figure.

Thumbnail made me think it was a weed grinder until I opened it and saw black powdery shit.

sup terry

Dont lie on the internet
I was retarded enough to weld without special glowes and touch red hot steel - no shit happens to fingerprints.

When I do it - my hand sticks too door handle. It is not fun

Why were you keeping ash in your grinder?

what are you hiding

is that shoe wax you're putting on your computer?