Dumbest fucking invention since sliced bread. It seems like such a tiny part of the keyboard, but literally EVERY FUCKING TIME I drop the keyboard face-down onto the floor, or bump into it when I sit down or move it over or some shit, I manage to hit this terrifying key and put my computer to sleep. It has even happened in the middle of an important game like TF2 or some shit. What the fuck
In particular, mine is a Logitech from Wal-mart
install gentoo
are you fucking retarded? get a different keyboard you mongoloid
I'm pretty sure you can turn that feature off, if not I'm sure you can rebind it with autohotkey. Not really a big deal.
>EVERY FUCKING TIME I drop the keyboard face-down onto the floor, or bump into it when I sit down
This should happen like once or twice in a period of at least two years, are you a fucking gorilla or something?
also this
0) you can rebind the key
1) you can disable the key
2) why are you dropping your keyboard on the floor?
3) keyboards cost $5
4) this board is 18+
just pop the key off dummy
>everytime i drop my keyboard face down
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I don't think I've ever dropped my keyboard. What are you even doing with it?
>an important game like TF2
What class do you main?
>literally EVERY FUCKING TIME I drop the keyboard face-down onto the floor
dude what
Just disable it. Even windows has a disable sleep & power buttons under their power options because of retarded laptop designs being proliferated.
no
no
I tried to rebind but couldn't find it also this thing cost like $20 they're not cheap
I sit on a couch so that's self-explainatory I hope
see above
I don't know I like Engineer or Heavy
>cost like $20 they're not cheap
user... are you by any chance a neet?
Decent taste in classes though.
Have you tried not being fat clumsy faggot?
I'm work in direct-support caregiving
Thank you for complimenting my taste in classes
dude I'm sorry you know like sometimes I put it on the table next to me but when I'm cleaning I bump it off or my girlfriend accidentally sits on it or whatever and then the shit has hit the fan so to speak
>girlfriend
>couldn't find it
want me to wipe your ass for you too?
I had a keyboard with the sleep button there.
It was a pain in the ass.
I think its made for old grannies that look down at every key they press
I don't have the same settings you do.
Also it's ok you don't have to help me I'm just venting
>EVERY FUCKING TIME I drop the keyboard face-down onto the floor
????????
ok I didn't realize it was "Roast Anonymous Day" like boi sometimes the keyboard falls off the couch IM SORRY
You must be new and/or underage.
>girlfriend accidentally sits on it
you mean your cat?
Consider a harness or sling for your keyboard.
I've been on Jow Forums since 2000
Like this? (pic related)
Yeah. See if it helps.
>since 2000
wow, you must've had some real connections to beta-test the site 3 years prior to its release
but i guess that's expected from a mouthbreathing retard that throws his keyboard around the room on hourly basis
>2000
Obvious bait is obvious
The only people I've ever met who say "boi" and also still play TF2 regularly are children. I'm sure even a 10 year old would just take the key off after enough accidental presses. Knew many people who used to do it to their esc key back in the day.
>since 2000
You better go sue moot. He stole your site. Prolly Hiro as well, sinche 2ch is not far off that date.
I can accept that it happens everytime you drop it, but how often do you drop your keyboard and why is that not your issue?
Is putting your computer to sleep a big deal in those cases?
How can you even drop a keyboard in the middle of a game?
The term desktop means you sit at a desk and everything (mouse, keyboard, monitors etc) lies on top of the desk.
There is no way for a keyboard to be dropped if it lies on a desk.
>important game
kek
are you fucking kidding me look at the price
>Dumbest fucking invention since sliced bread.
I agree.
What am I looking at?
Well, you know, not many people have your issues, so I believe the price is fair.
Supply and demand basics.
that's not nice
this isn't nice either
I was part of the '99 alpha test
>desktop
I use my computer on the couch. instead of a monitor my computer is plugged into a flat screen TV
:(
lmao
>facebook filename
you don't belong here
Go back, faggot.
>I was part of the '99 alpha test
馬鹿
OK let me explain myself
So I'm sitting on the couch, right?
Maybe I'm like watching a Youtube video for example. So I'm not actively holding the keyboard. And like I move or some shit and my elbow hits the keyboard. Seemingly magically, it hits the (ON SYMBOL)PC button, next to the envelope and calculator buttons, above the F# keys and my computer goes into sleep mode during my video, This is an example but come on guys give me some sympathy
Remember those keyboards that also had a power off button?
I tore it off after the third time I accidentally pressed it.
Such a dumb idea
>not opening the keyboard and desoldering the wires like a true Jow Forumsentleman
>sympathy
>for pressing a keyboard button
this isn't reddit, you won't get any upvotes here
nobody cares
if you were a sensible person, you'd learn a thing as simple as your keyboard's layout and not have it happen again
or you would've bought a keyboard that suits your impaired mind
but no, you're an attention seeking son of a thousand rodents looking for sympathy on an anonymous shithole known for not giving a shit
just go back
You've explained yourself plenty already. But you're dodging the fact that we're calling you a lying, underage, facebook browsing retard who gets upset when somebody calls him out on any of the above. If you've been on Jow Forums since 2003, you wouldn't be getting so upset about people calling you names.
Go back.
The buttons weren't separate from the keyboard matrix. There was nothing to desolder.
>this isn't Reddit, you won't get any upvotes here.
Each reply on this post is upvoting my seratonin levels. It's quite a magically experience. Won't you join me, Anonymous?
I know I re-read my post after and wonderer what the fuck i was talking about
See If you cannot find this on your WM on linux, you shouldn't be using it in the first place.
If you're using a Mac, you shouldn't have that keyboard in the first place. Or a pulse.
The solution is simple.
I got Windows 10 lmao
no, i won't, you attention whoring chucklefuck
But you just replied what the fuck you've already joined the conversation. Now give me that upvote
That screenshot IS form W10. Go do it.
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not even worth a (You)
No it's not I got no "power options" or whatever
BTW pic related is my exact keyboard, for reference. Notice the PC button on the top
>I got no "power options"
you sure have some extra chromosomes though
every, EVERY windows since XP had power plan options
Why the fuck do you think posting your keyboard is relevant? Are you seriously autistic? Just go buy a new keyboard if you cant fathom navigating software.
OH MY GOD I FUCKING FOUND IT
WE DID IT Jow Forums
thank god, now you can return to whatever shithole you crawled out of never to post here again
No, now I have to help you with YOUR tech problems.
Tell me, what's wrong with your computer?
nothing, because i wasn't dropped down a bunch of stairs as a baby, unlike you
> i wasn't dropped down a bunch of stairs as a baby
But maybe your KEYBOARD was dropped down the couch as a baby
funny jokes, i'm sure you'd get a lot of upvotes for this on your beloved shithole
upvotes to the left
Delete this thread already.
So just disable it in your OS you fucking retard. Unless you're using some shit like Linux, which I don't know if you can turn it off.
You know, if Jow Forums introduces upvotes in the 2018 update, I guess we could call them upKEKS
The only thing I noticed is that you're fucken autistic. Consider buying some rope and kill yourself.
I use this button on purpose
What the fuck
My end-of-bed PC has a GPU with VERY bright white lights so I have to put it to sleep when I go to bed or it will keep me awake by blinding me.
>Not using an OS that lets you turn that button off
>Unless you're using some shit like Linux, which I don't know if you can turn it off
It wouldn't be activated in he first place, lol.
>Mains Engie or Hoovy
Fucking casual.
NOBODY mains Heavy you dick
Back in my XP days on every keyboard that i had I always removed rubberdome from that button not to accidently hit it.
I was dumb then.
I did not play the game very much but I enjoyed the Heavy toon the most.
just purge this.
Yeah, cause of shitty drivers. Kek
What the fuck is wrong with sliced bread?
>this thing cost like $20
>they're not cheap
>this thing cost $20, they're not cheap
What kind of poverty..
>I drop the keyboard face-down onto the floor
How do you fucking manage to get a keyboard on the floor while using it? I have never dropped a keyboard in my entire life.
And why don't you disable the sleep key? It's a few clicks away.
>EVERY FUCKING TIME I drop the keyboard face-down onto the floor
n-nani?!
What the fuck are you talking about? Sliced bread is awesome
>EVERY FUCKING TIME I drop the keyboard face-down onto the floor,
>he doesn't have a military grade keyboard he can drop on the ground to annoy the neighbours
i actually used that button for a while on my wireless keyboard because it was convenient, but i ended up shaving off the bottom half of the key so it was much harder, or close to impossible to accidentally trigger.
Why the fuck do you drop your laptop face-down onto the floor everyday for?
Do you have nerve problems?
If you are on Windows 10 Enterprise/Education, you can enable keyboard filter and use Windows ICD to configure. You need to be on build 1709 and above to disable custom keyboard buttons.
Other Windows versions with Keyboard filter:
Windows embedded 8.1 Industry
WES 7
Windows Embedded POSReady 7
Windows embedded 8 Standard
馬鹿?馬路如虎口!
>can't unbind a key
>important game like TF2
>Logitech from Walmart
>drop the keyboard face-down onto the floor
pffff
>I sit on a couc
how fucking fat are you?
no he means one of his fat ass arms lands on it
delete system32 it contains the driver responsible for this
no thanks needed pal just helping you out
>son of a thousand rodents
is this arabic?