Buzzwords thread

I'll start

>neural network

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>buzzword

>IoT

>ThinkPad

>Artificial Intelligence
>Big data
>Machine Learning

>Smart
>i*****

>Mega-tasking

>tactile

>Blockchain

>ultrabook

>product manager
>management

Quantum computing

>revolutionary technology

>i18n
>l10n
>^[a-z][1-9][0-9]*[a-z]$

>Immersive

>game changer

>digital transformation

>Head of conversion rate optimization
>Head of conversion rate that doesnt convert

machine learning
why people don't just say numerical statisticals?It's much more representative.

>workflow
>engineer
>web development

RESPONSIVE

>UX Engineer

>UI engineer

>Revolutionis(z)e

Boilerplate
Docker
Startup

>Future-proof

>Full Stack
>Internet of Things
>The Cloud
>Coding

>A company that gives professional """"Webadvice""""

>SuchststchsthststchMaschinenOptiemierungen kaufen sprachen heifen abspritzen lecken

>"Smart Contract"

>*****-book

>We are the bets company
>bets

>Intelligent

>onions
>basedboy

>Give us your like

>Programmer

>AI

>Agile

>open source

>""""Coding""""

(Using coding as a verb)

kill me

>Lean

>cloud computing

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>frontend/backend *****
>convergence

>singularity

>botnet

as a Service

"solution"

why did it took so long

Anything stack.
Full stack
Open stack
Networking stack
Compute stack

Turn key solution

nobody is going to invest in your numerical statisticals startup

how would you describe the network stack without the term "network stack"?

>computer

Blockchain

cyber-anything, especially when it's used by the media

do you have a source for this image

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>Digitalization

Yes

cough it up user

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Not him, but that's an imgur filename:
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It has 10k+ views, so was probably posted in a porn subreddit. But karmadecay.com/ (a reddit reverse image search engine) couldn't find it

Yandex, tineye, fuck google never checked, there are a lot of hits for it but it seems generic. The 2560 res posted here seems to have the highest integrity of any others I see.

>botnet

feetposting is my favorite meme

I'm not even into feet but damn this is aesthetic

hey, stop posting pictures of me :(

>GUI

>security patches

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> that's a good question
> do the needful
> leverage
> KPIs
> the deltas
> as per the [person in charge]

>six sigma black belter

> DevOps

>social media expert

Nice to not hear Internet of Things

>peak performance

>KPI
>killing people intentionally
Fuck IT
>mfw

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>AI
>containers
>serverless
>goyim

>dongle

>install Gentoo

>digitally innovative

>mactoddler

>seo expert

>technology

Also, source on feet?

>git master

tpbp

even worse
>IIoT

Bionic Fusion Quantum Lighting Ultra No.1 Intelligent Intel

>deep learning
>microservices

>i wanna lick her feet

>net neutrality

edge computing
fog computing

THESE

>$popular_application changelog
>Improvements to stability and performance

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>disrupt the x market
>disruptive

>Linux

>IT professional

Computer

>Solutions
It's not a solution if it doesn't solve a problem but the tech industry uses the word "solution" way outside of its intended scope

Yes.

>IT
Seriously, what the fuck does this mean? I'm an EE and work in embedded systems, people think that means I'm in IT.

IT to me is the fat dork who barely graduated high school who works at the local ISP and tells old ladies how to turn their printers on

Information Technology. It's a really broad term,

I know what the acronym means, it just seems people assign it completely arbitrarily to anything that has to do with electricity for some reason.

From my experience the term IT has come to be a blanket category for anyone with a halfway technical job involving computers or similar devices.

'Service Desk' or just 'Support' are the labels I hear most for those type of first line-ish guys.