Tech Fetishes

Send a scribble on a napkin in the mail.

Now, that's just getting silly.

Your reply is bloated and you should feel bad.

>not sending pure binary over copper to save bandwidth
Stop hogging the bandwith with your 10 megabyte pictures of drawn Chinese girls with guns and oversized tits

>wasting all that paper
You should be using laser flashes bounced off the moon

>sending pure binary over copper
You mean like how it's actually done?

Uh... A network of smoke signals?

script language is a fucking unintuitive, user-abusive, distracting eyesore. didn't you fuckers ever learn TALK? look, don't even consider flinging your "evolved" shit at me by replying in this overengineered bullshit form of communication. I refuse to be assfucked in the eyes any longer. call me if you feel the need to reply.

Instead of sending packets containing bloated html and all that sort of shit you directly send over binary and skip any dns/isp/shit

>not using gopher
$ printf '\n' | netcat sdf.org 70

>directly send over binary
what do you even meaaaaaaan..

>Not just throwing copper pipes at people while yelling shit

This but in binary
Wait morsecode would be more efficient...

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> mechanical data receptacles in every home

Wew lad

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if you had just used a search engine, you would know that it's the rosetta stone support number.

If you look up the number now this Jow Forums thread shows up indexed
>the botnet is too fast

jesus christ, it's true. how the fuck do they do it?

>Website is just hand written HTML
The /cyb/ FAQ is like that. For /sec/urity there is no GIF or other external files since that could be used for tracking.

And yes, it loads very quickly.

Webcrawlers but if they really are indexing every possible website its sure chilling to see that happening in real time
(And most threads if not all get archived somewhere that could be reached using some advanced googling/duckduckgo)

What if you had a stream send over a magic number in binary, then proceed to send morse code and end the morse stream with another number?

Why use lot word when few word do trick?

Shit that's a good dilemma
The receiver must know what you are sending but in order to send that over you need to... fuck

>ITT: we subliminally shill neocities

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>you browse Jow Forums
>Jow Forums sends your browsing behavior to google
>you use google
>google recognizes you and links your search to your recent browsing history and decides to do a targeted crawl
wa la

This

>stll sng vwls
wht wst

Then it would be a webpage not a website moron.

>> nesttp website is a 4KiB bytecode executable in the form of an .nes rom file
Never heard of this before and Google isn't being helpful, you have a link?

Elegantly chained LINQ or .Map() calls

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