Mac users actually start crying when they unbox the original iPhone

>advertising your shitty cult based youtube channel on Jow Forums
lmao, u is dumb as fuck

>thinking she'd give a shit about at most ~500 views
She's dumb, but not dumb enough to go out of her way for 500 views when she regurarly gets 200k+
as a side note
>200k views with nearly 5 million subs
lol

>distro
>game on my PC
Pick one lol

>roastie whore getting teary eyed and nostalgic reminiscing about all the nudes and selfies she attention whored with twelve years ago when she was still hot young jailbait
jesus christ lady, come on

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literally posting the biggest apple shill alive. her shit is all fake and staged.

>Will Jow Forums ever get this passionate about the technology they purchase?
Lmao no, and that's nothing to be proud of. It's literally just a tool that I use to do things that I like and I will happily discard my current machine for a new one as soon a better one comes along at a price that I'm willing to pay.

What the fuck is wrong with people

Imagine being this cynical.

women aren't people

a mac is a pc retard

>Crying over tech you don't even understand

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I got irrationally pissed off when my brother carelessly destroyed my Blackberry Bold 9650. I hadn't used it in 3 years but I had a lot of good memories from that phone and it reminded me of the only time in my life when I was truly happy. Didn't cry though.

>attaching emotions to corporate products

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Isn't she a coal burner?

I can understand that. I was pretty sad when my 5 year old headphones died because I had bought them in Japan and it was one of the mementos of that trip.

>caveman cry when first see fire

The thing these 'eCelebs' do for clicks and views.

>only 4% of the subscribers watch that shit
>She's dumb, but not dumb enough

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I cry everytime I open a terminal too

>spend $3000 on an old hardware
>it needs old proprietary software, that is not available anymore, just to get it turn on

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Is it any different from attaching emotions to real people? We're all going into the abyss to become nothing. So let that bitch cry over the shitty phone. It doesn't matter what laptop or OS you choose, is it free or proprietary, none of this really matters. Surrender to the void.

>All those subs
>100k-200k views
How long till iJustine resorts to porn?
Even fucks like Austims Evans get far more views.

#woke

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>Is it any different from attaching emotions to real people?

When was the last time you saw a super bowl ad for a person instead of a business or product?

there absolutely is a difference, anything else is post modernist horseshit

I've met a lot of people who can agree with this but they still find a meaning to their existence. I don't think there are people who truly understand and accept this simple fact. The ones who did are probably killed themselves L O L

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I too cried like a bitch unboxing my RX 480...THANK YOU BASED RAJA!!!!

No

Yes, she hooked up with Etika for the longest time.

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Ok lets consider a few things
>iPhone 2007
>AT&T only (in 2007 that mustve been an hero tier)
>expensive as shit, while Macs weren't really huge before
>Steve jobs wasnt really well known
>Apple was just hanging there
How the FUCK did they make it?

>YouTuber does a thing
>LMAO LOOK AT THIS YOUTUBER DOING A THING
>LET'S ALL GIVE HER VIEWS N SHEIT
are you people retarded?
report all shill posts and hide when you're done.

Smimen predicted it back then Apple stock would blow up.
People questioned him back then but I'm glad I didn't.

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thinly veiled incel thread

>Apple was just hanging there
the iPod was wildly successful and macintosh/os x wasn't that unpopular.

>>Steve jobs wasnt really well known
nigga you a liar

It's cultural criticism, not criticism of one cunt

iPod was cool, ok, but you dont see the Sony erricson phones being that big
A phone and a pocket music player arent the same thing
Also Steve Jobs was known, sure, but how tf did he succeed where Gates failed with Windows Phone

>an object getting emotionally attached over another object
I don't see the problem

>experiencing emotion

Heh, [bait-worthy-demographic-here], amiright fellow [demographic-that-I-belive-to-share-this-opnion-about-the-aforementioned-demographic-that-is-being-demeaned-by-this-statement]?

>How the FUCK did they make it?

They gave a free iPhone to every celebrity.
And the celebrities shilled it like it was the new coming of Christ.

Sauce? This sounds like it could easily be the case, although I cant tell why this wouldnt work for literally every other company

I'd also feel emotional about the first time I've sucked cock.

Marketing, dumb ass.

>research on how to get this working
Amerilards are dumb as a rock. Can't even activate a shitphone without being spoonfed.

Same way the Apple Watch became the most popular watch in the world.

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Fair enough

>I cant tell why this wouldnt work for literally every other company

More companies use a similar strategy.

For example at the winter Olympics every athlete got a free Note 8 (except Iranians and North Koreans due to sanctions).
And of course clothing brands all "dress" celebrities.

But Apple does it on a far more massive scale.

Thanks user, I think its pretty clear to me now

What a neat brand of corporate shill-hell we live in. Where a user feels emotional connection to a company that exists only to treat them like a wallet.

How did we end up here?

I can understand company loyalty if you are in fact, EMPLOYED, by the company in question. But why be loyal when all the company has done is what the company set out to do for it's own sake?

>god not real grrr

Holy shit. It has an headphone jack.
I'd cry too

this. OP is trolling either to make people think he's iJustine or trying to get people to rage about fake youtube shit.

You guys seen her sex video? Jow Forums is SFW, so I won't post it, but it's easy to find. She hot, and seems willing to have fun. Nothing special, but you can say you know what her tits look like.

this is what psychological manipulation (now called "marketing") does to people.
marketing these days works by assigning emotions, very basic and commonly accepted ideas, popular songs, etc. to objects; by shaming those who think different / are against said objects, and guilting those who resist it. advertising promotes consumerism by taking advantage of the ignorant, by confusing their emotions and ideas, by making them think they are "special", and that they will be more "special" if they buy some piece of plastic or whatever shit they promote
I don't remember how (probably has to do with being poor. as a kid, I didn't even have a TV, and understood that my family didn't have enough money to waste on shit), but I've become blind to most marketing. of course I fall for some shit, but I still try to find cheaper alternatives, dig deep and think twice before buying shit.

I was the only person in my high school who had one back then. It cost $400 which was unheard of for teens back then to spend on phones, everyone just bought crappy razors and sidekicks.

>apple was just hanging in there

no the ipod made them super popular everyone had one of those plus macs were getting really popular starting in 06 because of amateur video production taking off with youtube being released.

Rly guys? it's obviously acting. Like when Jimmy Kimmel cried over mass shootings. I think any good actor, like iJustine, who generally come across to her audience as super genuine, can easily work themselves up over something like this to the point of authentic tears, but ones that very likely wouldn't be there if she didn't have an audience.

>How did we end up here?

This series explains it.
youtube.com/watch?v=zgQPZV31cAU
(there is also an episode about Apple, but this episode goes into brand recognition more)

Basically: humans have evolved to have a very strong attachment to family members and close friends.
And marketing companies have found ways to trick the brain into regarding brands as family members / close friends.
CT scans show human brains respond in exactly the same way when they see a famous brand as they do when they see a family member.
It's all biology.

>How did we end up here?
Watch "The Century of the Self"

Jobs didn't sell a product, he sold an idea/lifestyle.

what you sitting on bro, couple hundred mil?

>think different
your brain has already been stolen by them :^)

It looks like some of you are confused
this person is not actually emotionally attached to apple, they are doing the equvilant of a 'let's play' for an unboxing video

fake faggot normie 'reactions' to get views
they would 'get emotional' over anything if would grow their channel in any capacity

why is there so many threads with links to this girl?
Is this girl posting her videos to get clicks?
Is Jow Forums shilling this girl?
Is Jow Forums just stupid?

Jow Forums is 200 clicks at best
She has some million subscribers
Noone would bother to advertise here, unless they do it on purpose

>she removed it from its original packaging
youtube.com/watch?v=TNUtreybeVE

iJustine is getting desperate though, she has like 6 mill followers but gets 100k-150k views at best, which wont cut it if she wants to keep that lifestyle she currently has.

jej
I know what you meant with that joke, but, I wanted to add:
"think different" regarding consumerism and mainstream ideas, like worshipping movie and pop music stars, etc. though that obviously depends on context. tech companies know how to advertise tech-nerds orientated stuff.
but, yeah, that's something they do, profit from our individualism (which, btw, is an extreme ideology that has been promoted heavily by neoliberals/neocons in the last few decades) by telling us we are "different" and "special".

You know which site you're posting on, right?

Fuck off.

The probably last thing she wants is to get famous among Jow Forums users then

Shitty over acting. Likely a paid shill.

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I'm not.

Isn't she an iCarly or something?
Of course iCarlies overact, otherwise they won't get clicks and ad revenue.

views are views famalam.

>pc
>can't play star citizen

Hmmmmmmm

>i'm sorry sir, you've cried on this so your apple care is void

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It's true, though.

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Warning!
youtube.com/watch?v=UH5nIVENf2Y
I warned you...

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yes, but it has the wrong os.

We are hitting onions levels that aren't physically possible

No, you are retarded.

>game on PC thought
>PC thought
Take that toxic shitlords

I find ads annoying. They always interrupted my thoughts about something I actually cared about and wanted to either criticize or expand upon. I used to just mute the TV. Then adblock rolled out, and I haven't seen an ad online since. Then I quit watching TV when I found out how monopolized it was. Now on the rare event that I do see an ad I just assume its wrong, lying to me, relies on incorrect assumptions, or is for something absolutely terrible that will only make everything worse, even if it would be a genuine improvement, but you wouldn't know, because they rarely put more than a single sentence in ads anymore.

People call me empathetically dead because of this. But if I went along with every impulsive indulgence mainstream society went through I would be poor, hate myself, hate everyone who looks like me, and I wouldn't understand anything.

I think it's different if you actually own the product. A lot of people get emotionally attached to inanimate objects. Just go over to /o/ and see how many baww threads there are over sending an old shitbox to the scrapyard.

What's the söy insult for women?
Because they're... just women.

>sees and understands motivations behind manipulation
>gets called empathetically dead
But it's actually higher level of empathy. Liking puppies, kittens and feeling sad about crying toddlers is the level of empathy that can be achieved by a fucking ball-licking dog.

this tbqh, it's the expected behaviour for women. The sóy comes in when it's a man acting like a female

You're not clever and everybody knows what the difference is. Go away.

macs were said to be different from PCs because they used different processors (IBM PowerPCs), but then, Apple started using x86 PCs, same as every other computer vendors.
tl;dr: macs are the same shit as any other PC, except for the OS.

I think this happens because most product are of low quality. so low, that we end up hating them.. and getting attached to the ones that we got used to.

It was a stupid marketing scheme by apple to start differentiating themselves from other PCs, it's retarded though so it's worth pointing out.

Yes is that bad?

>mentally unbalanced roastie starts crying for no reason

Yes, what else is new?