Why don't you use Linux?

Why don't you use Linux?
Why don't you use Elixir?
Why don't you like functional programming?
Why don't you have a high paying tech job?
Why don't you wear programming socks?

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>Why don't you use Linux?
i do
>Why don't you use Elixir?
gay meme language
>Why don't you like functional programming?
gay meme paradigm
>Why don't you have a high paying tech job?
i'm still in college
>Why don't you wear programming socks?
gay

>Why don't you use Linux?
i do
>Why don't you use Elixir?
haskell is my favourite
>Why don't you like functional programming?
uhh
>Why don't you have a high paying tech job?
shithole country
>Why don't you wear programming socks?
i do

videogames
brainlet
can't be bothered
engineering pays better
my legs are OK

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>Why don't you use Linux?
I am.
>Why don't you use Elixir?
Tried learning it; too much of a brainlet.
>Why don't you like functional programming?
See above.
>Why don't you have a high paying tech job?
Because I live in the middle of nowhere. The upside is that I have the quality of life of some san fran onionboy for 1/4 the income.
>Why don't you wear programming socks?
I do.

> Why don't you use Linux?
I do
> Why don't you use Elixir?
I do
> Why don't you like functional programming?
I do
> Why don't you have a high paying tech job?
I do
> Why don't you wear programming socks?
I'm not gay

What are programming socks and why is that the only thing that caught my attention?

>Why don't you use Linux?
but I do
>Why don't you use Elixir?
I'm busy with other languages
>Why don't you like functional programming?
but I do
>Why don't you have a high paying tech job?
I'm still in education
>Why don't you wear programming socks?
but I do

good Jow Forumsoy

>Why don't you use Linux?
I do
>Why don't you use Elixir?
Cuz shiz
>Why don't you like functional programming?
Cuz I am frogposter
>Why don't you have a high paying tech job?
Live in shitty country
>Why don't you wear programming socks?
Where can I buy?

>Why don't you use Linux?
I do
>Why don't you use Elixir?
i dont know what this is
>Why don't you like functional programming?
because procedural programming is the only type of non meme programming
>Why don't you have a high paying tech job?
because I'm an EE and code monkeys make twice what I do despite me literally making their jobs possible
>Why don't you wear programming socks?
degenerate

>Why don't you use Linux?
i do
>Why don't you use Elixir?
i'm not gay
>Why don't you like functional programming?
i want my programs to print to stdout
>Why don't you have a high paying tech job?
i'm in education
>Why don't you wear programming socks?
i do

>Why don't you use Linux?
I do.

>Why don't you use Elixir?
I'd rather use C++.

>Why don't you like functional programming?
I kinda do.

>Why don't you have a high paying tech job?
I do.

>Why don't you wear programming socks?
I'm not raised by a single mom.

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>Where can I buy?
Amazon

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>Why don't you use Linux?
My performance sucks on it so bad I can barely type urls in firefucks
>Why don't you use Elixir?
Because I don't know what it is.
>Why don't you like functional programming?
Same as above.
>Why don't you have a high paying tech job?
Same as above xD
>Why don't you wear programming socks?
I am a fat fuck

>Why don't you use Linux?
looks too different from win 7
>Why don't you use Elixir?
i dont waste time on that, we have pajeets yukno
>Why don't you like functional programming?
AI will prolly be better then any programmer on this planet in 9 years
>Why don't you have a high paying tech job?
why get one if i wont have it in 9 years?
>Why don't you wear programming socks?
there is no difference between regular socks, faggots socks, "programming" socks.

stop being a programming meme faggot and accept the future AI overlord, jeez.

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1. I do
2. I don't know what that is
3. I do a lot
4. I majored in pure math
5. I'll stick with Hanes

absolutely based

for n

>I do
>IDK what this is, I’ll stick with C
>new meme philosophy?
>because I’m a brainlet and young
>that’s gay lmao

Because I like working OSs.
Because I've never heard of it - and people shouting on imageboards about some language is a big red flag.
Because I don't cut enough code to care.
Because I don't want one - unlike most kids on Jow Forums, I've actually worked at IT managerial levels. It's hot liquid ass.
Because I'm not an autistic 14 year-old like you, OP.

ma nigga

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