Google I/O 2018 morning session summary:

Google I/O 2018 morning session summary:

>"Wavenet" natural voice, can convincingly talk like a human over the phone
>Google Photos: Colorize, "pop" (make a photo black+white except for the subject), scan a photo and create PDF
>Continued Conversation: Google Assistant processes multiple commands in one sentence better
>"Pretty Please" requires kids to say please when talking to Google Assistant
>Curated news app based on news you're interested in
>Android P: Usability improvements (improved volume rocker), "wind down" mode (silent+black and white at a certain time at night)
>Improvements to Google Maps, like using AI to recommend places for you, and augmented reality street navigation
>Google Lens now integrated into the camera app, additional features
>Waymo: Self-driving car service like Uber launching in Phoenix, AZ, improved self-driving AI perception and prediction of pedestrians and cars, better driving in inclement weather


TL;DR: Machine learning


The developer keynote is taking place right now: youtube.com/watch?v=GAkkKjds00o

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Reported for lewdness.

Yeah I mean it's still gonna crash on SSE2, but who cares

thanks mod-kun

The problem I have with android shit is that it works against stuff like React Native.

Even flutter seems like it wont work with this shit.

OK Very fucking nice fast emulator.
Are they running docker / LXC to run these emulators?

Fucks the shit out of any iOS emulator that has to decrypt a ton of shit just to deploy an app to.

Postan in a shill sticky

This. Why no rolling sticky tho? We had those a couple years ago

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Did I just hear "Smart homo"?

new youtube link

Yeah, as opposed to normal homo

not enough people posting to warrant one I'd assume

Fair enough.

Okay, quick rundown please. Particulary interested in new TTS and Android P

Mod is stinky.

this guy is speaking at like 0.9x speed

They need to make an AI that accelerates live streams.

Hes the smooth kind of shill that normally works for Apple

white men are a bit slow

Fuck I hate that guys voice.

Just put the video at 1.25X speed.

Nah. This is definitely the more tasteless Google kind.

Can Google Assistant control my dildo too?

Fuck no. Rolling stickies kill my potato PC and force me to lurk them in Clover.

The assistant will make phone calls for you. More AI everywhere. New navigation between apps/home button/etc.

Oh and only a handful of phones are eligible for the beta.

He is talking to mentally retarded people (mobile developers) so it's totally justified.

I am from the UK and I really hope google assistant can be used to deliver bants.

wtf that worked...

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I bet this faggot plays Fortnite and loves GoT.

>The assistant will make phone calls for you.
If that takes off it will be a fucking goldmine for inteligence agencies.

wait WHAT

are they gonna unveil pixel3??

Fuck me it did!

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EQUAL OPPORTUNITY

I CANT STOP STARING AT IT

Yeah it eventually buffers for a second, and continues at 1.25x

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnngggg

Wtf I love Google now

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MY KATAWA WAIFU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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So?

Atleast he's not some bitter Jow Forumstard

As innovative and impressive as google is, i can't help but be worried by how fucking evil their business practices are...
I already have enough AI in my life, no more pls.

MY EYES, AAAAAAAAAHH

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google making katawa shoujo real

wow, we're getting disabled people now. an incel coming in after her?

WTF???
How the fuck does that work? time travel??

>IRL Katawa Shoujo
I'd implement her PWA

>*gestures with stub*

I love how she moves both her arms when she talks.

She's probably even making hand motions in her head!

...

see
Jokes aside, she's cute.

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>tfw her stub distracted her and now don't know what PWA is

dafuck is pwa?

When are we finally going to have an Assistant that's easy to talk to? One that can actually hold some sort of conversation or talk to you informally

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You wanna know how I know she can’t code?

is that a fucking nail?

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what is a pwa

if ai is so smart why havent they invented an ai arm yet huh

I'm stumped. How?

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PWAs have huge potential I think
The Twitter PWA is better and faster than the full app lol

It's a web app that works offline, and you can just install it as if it were a real app.

But when you launch it it starts a fucking browser in fullscreen.

that's called having friends you fucking loser

kek

Nah, just the arm bone casually being outside the arm.

AUTOCAD FOR GNU/LINUX

So, electron?

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So mobile electron.

i hope this lighthouse thing deducts points for having one of those nu-websites with one page and you scroll down

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so.... electron?! fuck!

>PROGRESSIVE Web App

You are now imagining her use her smart watch

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Software development is dead

Mind blown

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>You are now imagining
fuck you, I was having a drink!

LINUX IS DEAD, CHROME OS HAS LINUX

LINUX BTFO
LITERALLY NO REASON TO USE LINUX ANYMORE

Except that ChromeOS *is* Linux.

year of the chrome desktop

WE DID IT GEE!

Nah, this is great for linux!

Fuck no. I hate the actual AMP shit.

LINUX on CHROMIUMOS!!!!!

Are GNU tools installed by default?

where her arm go

It's like electron, except without shipping a separate web browser for each app, and apps are downloaded automatically when you visit the website.

If you don't mind web apps, it's basically a better web app that you can also use offline.

I wonder if she uses that stump to masturbate to her google overlords...

>wanting Google access for using Linux

Wait what the fuck
How DOES she use that thing?

She refused to enable telemetry

AMP on Jow Forums when?

*scratches stump*

>Amphitheater
>Amputee

JUST

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> the Amerimutt has arrived

LEDDIT SPOTTED

shit isA material

thanks based google

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>and apps are downloaded automatically when you visit the website.
That's even worse.

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I'm sure she can do just fine with emacs and a footpedal.

i dont think there was a single one of those dozen sentences i just heard that did not contain a buzzword