Is this the stupidest keyboard ever seen?

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>WASD is too hard to use

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ohhh shit nigga he got the beeraider

Ergonomic keyboards of any kind are a meme

Needs two batteries. Needs two Bluetooth/wifi antennas. Needs two local microchips. Needs two charging ports and needs to be charged separately. Need to probably pair two Bluetooth devices.

Need to pack/store two pieces.

Lose half, keyboard useless.

At least it has some semblance of the keys instead of going full roll out piano.

when would you ever need or want either of these keyboards?

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To type more than a paragraph on my phone. Alas the only ones I've been able to find are either huge or shit.

>Gee Bill, your mom gave you 2 sets of arrow keys?

Doesn't look stupid at all.

Portable keyboard that easily fits in a bag. - why not?

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It's the complete opposite of what they were trying to achieve. This is terrible to type on. Hands bend inwards.

It's for people who like the idea of a keyboard but don't like being able to type quickly.

Maybe in the future everything will be replaced with something similar to Datahands, and everyone will be adept at using them.

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>Hands bend inwards
But user, this is the natural position for hands. Reaching inward and then bent out parallel to each other, palm down, is a recipe for carpal tunnel.

>all that when all you need is this

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This looks ridiculous and too contrived. People would sooner swipe words on a touchscreen.

are these supposed to be gaming keyboards?

Not even close

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If you get good at using it you can type faster than anybody ever could using a normal keyboard.

Why did this exist

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>one half staggered, one half grid layout
>wtf does that B key think it's doing?
>arrows bunched in between / and shift
>all this shit on the left
This is a hot mess.

Where are the rest of the letters?

Ah, butterfly, the mechanism that is defeated by a tiny crumb of dirt.

but unless you're copying a script manually by hand your typing speed wont be the limiting factor. and because we are fully digital now no one does it on regular basis where this would be beneficial in the long term.

>Where are the rest of the letters?

It's for gaming.

You don't need a full keyboard in most games, and you would obviously have a normal keyboard as well.

>call it butterfly switch
>literally more fragile than a butterfly wing

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kumiko

>fragile like a butterfly wing
mind = blown

>butterfly switch effect: a tiny crumb can cause a major malfunction.

I like my keyboard like I like my women:
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Seemed like a possibly good idea at the time. Didn't pan out.

What the heck is the fn / cmd key for? I'm assuming the house is super.

ctrl = ^
house = ⌘
alt = ⌥
fn = ??

Fn is probably to switch between f* keys and media keys, but then why does it have cmd ⌘ written on it?

people who own that shit swear by it

Pretty soon we will eschew alphanumeric keys altogether and interact with electronics through brightly colored symbolic hieroglyphs.

Gosh, the future looks so retarded i need a bicycle helmet just to visualize it.

>Rear view mirrors

this is part of how i imagine the decks in neuromancer

I'd rather carry around my 60% mechanical keyboard than use whatever that is

>Datahands
>ywn shit post and shadowbox at the same time
do they come with straps?

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The house is the home button. It's primarily a keyboard for phones and tablets, right?

>keyless keyboard

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GOAT COMMING THROUGH

> cost as much as computer
> best computer purchase i ever made
> 10 years of 24/7 typing this on it now

EDGY

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is that middle part a fucking flexible piece, making it have an even shittier life span. Jesus

Looks like an okay layout but what's all that shit around the sides?

Who cares about life span? In america they just throw them in the trash and buy a new one.

it was thinn

@65859190
based

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I've always wished I could type an e-mail and dial the Stargate at the same time.

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I've seen that movie.

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The best part was that this thing was meant to be modular. So you could buy a special World of Warcraft section to slot in if you were an avid WoW player that was meant to make life easier for it.

>I've seen that movie.
quite possibly the dumbest movie of the decade.

my waifu is in it, don't say that.

>3dpd
go back to plebbit. gtfo!

i've for a long time wished my space bar was smaller with control keys on the sides so i could thumb up my keyboard shortcuts.

>t. Teenager still in high school yet to move out of their parent's house
You need to go away and not come back till you've turned 18

wrekt

wat

That's a keyboard not a goat. Do you even know the difference between a keyboard and a barn yard animal?

extreme autism

What a bunch of pretentious cuckboy shit

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Is this even small enough to fit in a pocket?

heres your keyboard bro

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How about you kys
>hurr it's not a $500 mechanical gaming keyboard haha so lame lol what possible use could this ultra portable keyboard have durrrr

Boom, headshot

Why dont we use keyboards like this? Im sure its just as efficient as QWERTY once you gotten used to it.

this looks somehow sexual

holy rsi with that mouse

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I'd kill to have this one. Though it's probably an overstatement, as I'd like it to be completely programmable, and chances are it's not.

I have this one, it's okay-ish but obviously not as cool as their marketing team wants you to believe. It's lame to program, as you can only move around existing keys and not just assign symbols to actions.

My wet dream. I will probably never get this in my lifetime.

> rear view mirrors on a keyboard
ok

pic related is my personal one, feel free to hate on me

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You need to research how dvorak and qwerty were conceived to understand why they are more efficient.

>Muh tactile feedback

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well, how much years have you been typing on that shit and how's your carpal tunnel going?

Jesus that ad
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I own one.
Ama.

Does it fit in your pocket?

yes it does

They look like giant foam fingers with the finger bit cut off

Huuhh a teacher of mine had one of those, the stuff on the right like that circle is basically a touch pad and the line is a scroll bar.

I remember using it a couple of times, it's not bad but it's not great either, the keys are rubber dome so kinda squishy, and it was expensive as fuck too.

No, I've seen much stupider keyboards.

It would be great if it didn't have the space on the hinge that gapped the keys.
I've seen some designs that fold along the keys so they don't mess up your muscle memory but they cost a lot.

i hate everything

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This was unironically really good for phantasy star online

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