/dpt/ - Daily Programming Thread

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> requires JS
Nope.

Just google "freelance programmer" and find an indian guy for the best deal

How come C# fails despite the relentless shilling Microsoft does 24/7?

NEET is present tense, not past.

>C# fails
learn to interpret statistics.

C# is so great, that fewer programmers are needed to accomplish the same work it would take more coders in other languages.

NEET means not (currently) in employment, education or training. But it does not mean lack of formal training or competence.

Whatever lets you sleep at night, my dear pajeet

The following is part 1 in a three part series titled "Modern Java" and published in 2014. It details how to use Go-style channels, Erlang-style hotswapping, and lots of other cool stuff.

Does anyone have any similar essays, particularly that might focus on what's new in the last four years with the releases of Java 9 and 10 and 11 on the horizon?

Micros**t is a curse word.

blog.paralleluniverse.co/2014/05/01/modern-java/

Fug, this is the link

nah, just an accurate description of your genitalia.

who's got the latest /dpt/ programming challenges list? please post it. thanks.

I'm a girl

doesn't matter.
i'm still correct.

same

we're all girls, here.

im a grill(vagina)

ITT: OP and one other javalet so butthurt from last thread they try to save face by starting a new dpt thread before the previous one gets auto sage just to post an OP image that reminds one how expendable java programmer are.

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aren't we all?

C# has no jobs
Stay NEET poor pajeet

Would kms if I had to develop for windoze

isn't most of that java work related to mobile

only in part.
the majority java written is by pajeets making tutorials for other pajeet and them doing the examples.

Best method for learning python?

As you can guess, Java is still popular in the server side, banking and embedded services. Companies don't trust microcock up their ass so they just opt for real java instead of the knock off one.

Inject snake venom.

>no LINQ
>no properties
>no value tuples
>not getting non nullable types
>shit generics
>var 11 years after C#
>lambdas 7 years after C#
Being more popular doesn't make you better.

You are right. If you are talking about language features, C# doesn't look very well compared to OCaml, Haskell. Nim, D etc too.

Reading the documentation.

Being better won't make you more popular :-)

>Pajeet calling anyone pajeet
Why should I hire you for a java job if I can underpay a pajeet? One pajeet is literally superpower by itself AND they know java!
Proof:
youtu.be/qUO5W-SOoLA
This bad ass has 9002% chance of being a superior java core developer than you are!

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>LINQ
what the hell is LINQ, really? What's so special about it?
OBSESSED

I agree, there's some sort of trade off. And you forgot to mention Rust :^)

I think it's sort of a SQL-like abstraction for working with data structures.

Funny how the only place C# is more popular besides Microshit is india
LOL keep memeing if it makes you feel any better, loser

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>is expendable
>likes getting cucked by street shitters
Java was good for its time (20th century) but now it isn't.
It doesn't have the performance nor features of .net core 2.1
.NET core. Just saying it makes you furious doesn't it?
Also, I like how you admit java is so inferior. Even pajeets are switching to kotlin.

>SQL-like abstraction
so like map, filter and reduce?
ahaha pathetic.

Do you ever make autistic toy projects?

>*stream() shit on you*
>*you collect()*

Literally just that, but with language keywords instead of regular methods. In other words, it's fucking gay.

i made a snek game

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all of those features suck except reified generics, lambdas and type inference

Can someone respond plox?

LINQ provides extension methods (another thing java doesn't have) for any enumerable

afaik, implementing map, filter and reduce takes half an hour at most and Java already has that.

Why is microsoft java shills so happy about this?

I don't think making a game is autistic.

Extension methods are just syntax sugar for static methods. If you care about that sort of lame crap, Kotlin's waiting for you.

>extension methods
ooooh, like did you SEE how he chained a bunch of functions woooo

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>OBSESSED
Oh the irony. It is not I who started a thread prematurely just to save face. You can't compare C# to java so you throw job opportunities from obscure sources implying that doesn't make you expendable and as if anyone on Jow Forums can get a job programming.
Android apps are being developed using kotlin and fuchsia has no POO.
Java is still in legacy code of amerimutts and street shitters. Java is the new COBOL.

C# only looks good if you compare it to Java, except that it actually looks more like a sepples-tier mess when you give it some scrutiny.

microcuckbtfocounter++

>Java: another jvm lang to have this feature
>C++: Use a newer version which has this features that fixes a previous problem (which is still supported btw)
Like pottery.

Yeah, but C++ shits and pisses on C# when you come to its territory: realtime programming.

>C# only looks good if you compare it to Java,
Unless you plan on getting hired or making money

Sepples is shits and pisses.

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trips of truth

Nobody is planning on being wage cuck.

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If C++ is shit and piss, C# is built on top of it

ok

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>getting roasted this hard
holy fuck imagine being that microcuck

>cucked using your own language
>Java is sepples without pointer and unsigned types and good generics and operator overloading and interop and auto and ..etc

>job opportunities from obscure sources
>obscure
I feel so sorry for you, rajesh

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>Java
already works fine, waits to see if a feature is worth using before implementing it
>trendy hipster shitlangs
implements every shitty feature that seems like a good idea at the time and ends up an unreadable frankenstein's mess of a language

what if you try ".NET" instead of C#

By this logic Go isn't handicapped trash, it just is selective about its features

Like that's going to change the 14:1 ratio. Go ahead and try yourself.

>microcucks bTFO. ;(((

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That's right. Go is better than an obtuse memelang like Kotlin, C# or Scala because it aims low and hits the mark rather than chasing a moving target and never reaching it.

user, it's okay if your main language isn't the top of the market. There's still plenty of well paid job openings.

Prove me wrong

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>neither employable, neither fun
JUST

>indeed.com/jobs?q=Java
Java: 49,185
>21,760 Java jobs in India
>indeed.com/jobs?q=.NET
.NET: 38,141
>11,516 .net jobs in India
Just &l=India
LMAO @ Pajeet
Someone screenshots this

So C# is good for nothing?

Hmmm wait

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In the grand scheme of things, they're pretty much right next to each other.
Start using JS.

Holy shit!

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>dat digit
oh fuk
it's decided

street shitters BTFO! Half the jobs are in POOland!
This is why they are so smug about java job TOPKEK

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JS, Python are both Fun and more employable
Your sketch makes 0 sense

Saved for future java threads

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>JS, Python are both Fun
Maybe if you are an onionboy candyassgot

What's this? Micros0y got triggered to see arguments
lmao why am I not surprised?

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en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/language/function-try-block

How is it that every corner of C++ seems to reveal a new "feature"?

that's not a new feature

I used to program in Java 6 years ago, what do I need to get back on the Java game?

Plenty. I've been developing a see-as-you-type imageboard for 4 years now. Soon to be partially rewritten in C++.

Shouldn't try to handle exceptions within functions. No wonder it's not widely used.

Go is comparable to java

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>Java has most jobs in India
big fucking surprise