Is there any anti-masturbation technology out there that could help a poor soul like me? I'm seriously losing 4 hours out of every day, and I don't feel very productive at all as a result.
Is there any anti-masturbation technology out there that could help a poor soul like me...
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Yeah... drugs!
Take Zoloft
chastity cages
Premarin
Chastity cage for your micropenis
Post her new skin.
Serious answer: block all porn sites or sections of sites at your router. That includes all the red boards here, games sites, video sites, and probably every single torrent site. If you don't have the self control (and you obviously don't), have a friend change your router password so you can't just revert everything.
Install gentoo
cyproterone acetate
>4 hours out of every day
Nofap
First week will be very hard with constant boners, the second one will be with random boners on the third all urges should go away.
>red boards
The icon is green
The background is yellow
Why in the holy name of heck do people call NSFW boards "red boards"
A hammer, OP
>The background is yellow
i think youre colorblind
Unironically:
More sunshine and learn some martial art or at least start running twice a week.
This will help you in several way, but the most important thing is it repairs/reconfigures your hormone system - to some extend. But you have to do it for at least two weeks to see results, don't Expect magic.
Results may vary... I took up on exercising and my libido went way up.
Seek medical helo instead of posting on Jow Forums
Not OP, but I'm on day 5. Not as hard as I thought it would be. Probably helps I'm on vacation with other people, half of which I don't know very well.
This. I was like "I should exercise, then I won't want to fap!", exercised, and immediately went to beat off. Kept at it for like a week. In the end I'm still fat and degenerate
It's called Discipline
What monitor are you using that these are the same color?
That's child abuse. Someone should stop them from selling this tool that looks like it was inspired straight from the Inquisition.
Masturbation is a right, not a privilege.
YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT NIGHT CUMS?
listen to this man: he speaks from personal experience
What I do is start making coffee then go masturbate. I don't want it to stay on so I'll hurry up and go turn it off.
Onions and Nintendo switch
How is your dick not raw and ragged from jerking it that much?
It's a shoop. The device is actually for calming down autistic kids.
The site is a goldmine though
>tfw don't wash before or after
get an ugly girl to fuck
Just get a buttplug, OP
>It's a shoop. The device is actually for calming down autistic kids.
I doubt it's that effective. It's not easy to wrestle a kid in full blown 'tismrage, using all of his tardstrength, into anything.
>4 hours
Be smart, about it, user.
Comprehend your dick first, then attempt pleasing it.
I've been wasting hours on the thoughtless stroking until I've consciously taught myself to finish the job in mere minutes when I want to.
That, of course, unless you are circumcised - if that's the case, thank your parents for forever fucking up you and your sexual life.
needs more crystal meth
>any anti-masturbation technology
Not really. If you're technically minded, you'll be able to find a way around it when you want to pound one off. The best solution is to give your life to Jesus, go to church on Sundays, and go to a Bible study during the week.
Start clopping instead of fapping
>>/mlp/ these folks will help you get started
i hate those. im not even on intentional nofap i just got really bad anhedonia recently
Unironically a buttplug. Get it Aneros if you've got the cash. It teaches you not to drive pleasure from your cock but from your male G spot and is great for exercising your PC muscles which will lead to longer sex.
Sauce?
damn, i got my butt plug ironically
get a buttplug, its the most alpha method
Get a job, this kills the boner
Two words: butt plug. That is all.
Icewater
this hit hard
this hit home
Technology, no.
You need willpower you fucking weakling.
Start by looking at Jordan Peterson's videos.
Take ur morning meds sweetie.
The only way I broke any of my addictions is by overdosing, probably not the smartest way but other methods didn't work for me, "willpower" is a meme.
ez
F*ck that transphobic piece of shit. Never listen to a word he says.
willpower doesn't exist
tfw instantly recognised these
>>F*ck that transphobic piece of shit.
Jow Forums hates him...
wtf i love Jow Forums now
>self-raping child
HAHAHA you can't be serious
>being this new
All trannies are mentally ill tho. Seek help user.
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what are those pills user
titty skittles
wagie here with a very nice paying job, I thought that getting a job will kill the urges. It helped a bit when I started but then the lonely fast settles in and now I made my peace with the idea that I can never stop masturbating. The only solution is to get a girl.
You dont need a gadget you need some fucking discipline
if anything you need LESS tech in your life
find a cute Jow Forums bf and fug his boypussy
Well you're producing a ton of semen so cheer up, bud!