Are you a developer

Yes
>C++ , C# and Prolog
Python
Yes
push,...,pop, shut up yes.
All my repos are private
I know how to read documentation so its like 0/(large number)

Yes
All
None
I like it
Yes
Yes
No
0

>java will do whatt C++ can do.

>JVM its made in C++
>You can mix C in C++ code
>OOP even in low level its useful and more secure than raw structures

do you even know C or C++?

>are you a developer
sort of
>which language makes you happy
C++, Python
>which language makes you angry
Java, visual basic, J#
>what do you think of C (not C++)
Good language
>do you understand recursion
Yes
>do you really understand recursion
Yes
>do you have any popular repos on your github
No. Mostly just forks and updated to my personal preference for a few open source projects.
>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
Does this count as answering questions?

C++ makes you happy ... and python.
That has no sense.

>Yes
>Python
>Java
>Great for learning, never used it for any projects
>Yes
>T(n) = t(n/2) + n => o(n)
>No :(
>Equal amounts

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>which language makes you happy
C++

>which language makes you angry
Python

>what do you think of C (not C++)
Excellent! Though I can't say that I don't prefer C++'s extra features for desktop programming.

>do you understand recursion
Yes

>do you really understand recursion
Probably

>do you have any popular repos on your github
No.

>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
I try not to talk to other programmers because I tend to think they're retarded.

>are you a developer
Yes.
>which language makes you happy
PHP (>7.0 where it's actually useful)
C (muh embedded)
>which language makes you angry
Javascript (prototypes are cancer)
>what do you think of C (not C++)
mad comf
>do you understand recursion
I paint trees recursively.
>do you really understand recursion
I go deep.
>do you have any popular repos on your github
github is for faggots.
>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
1:1

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yes
C#
Python
I like it (but not C++)
yes
probably not
nah
I don't get asked very often :c

>are you a developer
no, I'm a hardware/software IT guy

> >are you a developer
yes
> (if you answered no the following do not apply)
> >which language makes you happy
java
> >which language makes you angry
javascript
> >what do you think of C (not C++)
great thing. Me too dumb for it
> >do you understand recursion
Can write basic recursion. But can tell you what tail recursion is
> >do you really understand recursion
less or more
> >do you have any popular repos on your github
Nope.
> >ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
50/50

So you're a sysadmin?

The fuck is a hardware/software IT guy

At least one of them is right, look at the C++ FQA (not faq, fqa). Mixing C and C++ is easier than mixing C++ and C++

>mixing C++ and C++

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Yes
Python
php/asm
C is nice
Who doesn't
Seriously it's not that hard a concept
No, I don't do that much with OS because hopping onto a project feels daunting, not to mention whenever I identify something I can work on it's normally fixed by a more experienced developer. That's why I've started learning Machine Learning.
If stackoverflow counts it's infin/1. Otherwise it's about 1:1.25

the 3 affirmations are mine , and I am sure they are right. the JVM its made on C++. and I representing data structures as classes its much more clean than having global functions everywhere with long names to operate over members doing things like

c= com_num_mult(a,b)

instead of using operator overloading

c = a *b;

its ridiculous, if you can't see the benefits of C++ over C you clearly have wrote nothing. Even modern firmware its write in C++, modular modern RTOs benefits a lot from OOP .

>are you a developer
yes
>which language makes you happy
Haskell
>which language makes you angry
python
>what do you think of C (not C++)
it's too easy to write bad C
>do you understand recursion
yes
>do you really understand recursion
yes
>do you have any popular repos on your github
no
>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
1:5

>are you a developer
Yes
>which language makes you happy
Scheme
>which language makes you angry
Python
>what do you think of C (not C++)
Lovely
>do you understand recursion
Yes
>do you really understand recursion
Yes
>do you have any popular repos on your github
No
>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
1:4

>Yes
>Scheme
>Java
>Great
>Yes
>See my favorite language
>No
>1:100000000000

Yes
C++ for sentimental reasons.
Javascript. I have to use it for work. It's a sort of love/hate relationship cause I kinda enjoy using it but would much rather use something else.
Played with the basics of C but haven't used it enough to form an opinion on it.
Yes. The base idea is simple
I haven't studied it extensively enough to really say so I'll go with a no.
Sadly, I do not
I've asked a max of 3-4 questions online regarding programming help. Most times I just do the research and that's enough. In college though I help tutor other students in my programming classes constantly. It feels good to help and it solidifies my understanding as well so it's a win-win

>are you a developer

Yes.

(if you answered no the following do not apply)
>which language makes you happy

Clojure.

>which language makes you angry

Anything OOP-centric.

>what do you think of C (not C++)

Brutish, dangerous, and unfit for the majority of modern applications.

>do you understand recursion

Yes.

>do you really understand recursion

Yes.

>do you have any popular repos on your github

Yes. FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition.

>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions

Probably in my favor.

no
c++
finnish
i like it
yes
maybe?
no, all private
0:0, i don't like talking about programming

suck my cock retards

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>are you a developer
not quite
>which language makes you happy
Japanese. (in fact no, all languages are shit)
>which language makes you angry
Jewish (not really)
>what do you think of C (not C++)
Just works.
>do you understand recursion
Fucking magic. I understand, but I can't troubleshoot shitty recursion at all.
>do you really understand recursion
Fucking magic, really
>do you have any popular repos on your github
No, I don't have SJeWhub
>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
#!(div/0)

useless meme language

>are you a dev
yes
>which language makes you happy
C, sometimes C++. ASM tickles my autism
>which language makes you angry
C++ whenever it doesn't make me happy, ASM when it isn't needed
>what do you think of C
It's my favorite language but I often end up writing c++ for work.
>do you understand recursion
yes
>do you really understand recursion
If you mean in a more rigorous, theoretical way then yes as well.
>do you have any popular repos on your github
most of the popular repos I have are organization-hosted.
>ratio of you asking other programmers questions versus others asking you questions
1:1, as it should be. If it is skewed toward the former, you have much to learn. If it is skewed the other way then you're either a project lead/senior dev, or you need to find a better team.

its useless for you

there's no better language for data science

and it's great for astronomy and biology, but you probably care just about your dumb meme code

>not a single person on Jow Forums has a popular github repo except for the enterprise fizzbuzz guy

Yes
日本語
Indian
Oldest still useful language
Yes
Yes, and it always comes back to bite you, even if you know what you're doing.
Most repos are private, some PRs and forks of open projects.
0. 000005473 (asked/answered), if Google, documentation and references aren't programmers.

>data science
useless meme field

Yes
Es6
C++
C is C
Yes
Yes
Sort of
1:100 (I teach)

>which language makes you happy
Cpp
>which language makes you angry
Rust, if for no other reason than its now unbreakable association with people who think the fact that I have a dick makes me a "problematic" person.
>do you understand recursion
>do you really understand recursion
I understand that copy/pasting jokes from a decades old "joke hacker test" is just as cringy now as it was back then.
>do you have any popular repos on your github
No, everything I write is closed source.
>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
Fucking lol.

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Yes am dev.

>language that makes me happy
JavaScript (yes, I know)

>language that makes me angry
Go (C but somehow with less features)

>what I think of C
I really like it.

>if I undestand recursion
Yep

>if I really undstand recursion
YES

>if I have any popular GH repos
Nope they all suck.

>my ratio of questions I ask vs questions I get asked
me asking/others asking = 1/4 I usually just use documentation.

>JavaScript (yes, I know)

Kek, don't let Jow Forums shame you or inform your opinions. I love javascript. Ecmascript 2015+ is a joy to work with.

why does python make you angry?

why does python make you angry?

>JavaScript
>Happy
How's codecamp

>>are you a developer
Considering I'm about to answer the rest of the questions, take a guess
>(if you answered no the following do not apply)
>>which language makes you happy
C++ and C#
>>which language makes you angry
Java
For whatever reason, it just never really shed its jankiness despite the heavy development work it got from Sun
>>what do you think of C (not C++)
Great for what it was intended to do. Real sorCerers who have melded with the machine and can batter any random code or stray dll into some form of execution scare me.
>>do you understand recursion
1) Make progress
2) Have a goal
3) Have faith :^)
>>do you really understand recursion
See above
>>do you have any popular repos on your github
I don't have a github. Company doesn't allow it for all intents and purposes. If you read your employment contract carefully, many places lay claim to any work you do outside office hours. Whether or not they enforce it depends.
>>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
Not sure what you mean here, good communication is the cornerstone of effective team development. If you mean in terms of helping, I tend to answer questions to a lot of the juniors at my shop.

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It's FOSS Visual Basic. Fine for what it does, but wreaks of "it's okay when we do it" design. Good if you can find quality modules for what you want to do but don't attempt to build an enterprise grade platform off of it.

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> yes
> C
> Python
> See above
> See above
> See above
> idk what qualifies as popular but I own a repo that's used by a club at my university so that's cool
> I don't ask questions, they don't ask me questions

taking a meme degree, i already have some opinions
no
c
“phyton”
versatile and very well polished
yes
but not in the nitty gritty machine code
no
cannot divide zero by zero

>1 to 1 and a half
>not a ratio
Cmon son, its the same as 2:3

yes
not just 1
s'alright
yes
yes
no
i answer and ask questions equally infrequently

woops forgot angry
uhhh i like most languages, js I'm back and forth on but I like it

>which language makes you happy
C#. The language might be a little verbose but the .net ecosystem is literally, literally perfect. Working on a runtime script compiler for F#, C#, iron python, VB using RoslynAPI. IHaveNotEvenBegunToBeComfy.png

>which language makes you angry
python. syntax errors evaluated at runtime infuriates me like the fire of a thousand suns.

>what do you think of C (not C++)
embedded development is cool I should really try it. people say C+ is shit idk man. gonna learn rust at some point.

>do you understand recursion
a function which invokes itself.

>do you really understand recursion
watch out for stack overflows?

>do you have any popular repos on your github
I have a single star on github. feelsBadMan.png

>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
like 8 : 2. Gotta be careful who you ask because there are some really nasty gate keepers out there.

>are you a developer
yes
>which language makes you happy
typescript, c#
>which language makes you angry
php, python, javascript, vb
>what do you think of C (not C++)
elegant
>do you understand recursion
yes
>do you really understand recursion
yes
>do you have any popular repos on your github
no
>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
no idea

>are you a developer
Yes

(if you answered no the following do not apply)
>which language makes you happy
Javascript

>which language makes you angry
Java

>what do you think of C (not C++)
Much Wisdom, Very comfy.

>do you understand recursion
Yes

>do you really understand recursion
I think i do.

>do you have any popular repos on your github
Nope

>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
1:5

Yes
>C++
>Go
>*shrug*
>Yes
>Yes
>Absolutely not. I only write code for money.
>1:1, i'm around the office average, but we have a very capable team

I'm a student, sorta a developer in training
C
JavaScript
C is king
Yes
Yes
No
1:1 where "programmers" are my peers

Go
vb.NET
Historically important but not always a good choice
Sure
Yes, if making a recursive solver for towers of Hanoi in Erlang counts
Yes
0, I don't talk to other programmers much these days

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C#
Java
Oh fuck man, hotter than my ex girlfriend
Yes
Yes
No
1/8

Yes
C#
VBA since its in a lot of legacy systems on my job
C is great altough the learning curve is steep
Yes
~~
No
1:3

>yes
>fuck off CIA

take your dildos with you and get the fuck away of this board

> >are you a developer
Yes
> >which language makes you happy
Meme stuff like prolog and APL, because it's fresh
> >which language makes you angry
Javascript in principle, but I'm ambivalent to actually working with it. Anything with significant whitespace.
> >what do you think of C (not C++)
It's good for what it's used for, but has flaws which make it less ideal when performance really doesn't matter
> >do you understand recursion
Yeah any not
> >do you really understand recursion
What's so bad about recursion that this deserves a second question? Now you've made me afraid of Dunning-Kruger so I don't know
> >do you have any popular repos on your github
Github is considered harmful
> >ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
1:10, I use docs for everything.

>are you a developer
yes
>which language makes you happy
Crystal
>which language makes you angry
Javascript
>what do you think of C (not C++)
I like it, but it's too low-level for the stuff I currently work on
>do you understand recursion
Yes
>do you really understand recursion
Yes, I use it actively
>do you have any popular repos on your github
No
>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
1:1 I think

Yes
Rust
JavaScript
Great for performance and made a significant impact on today's technology
Yes
Yes
None in particular
Probably 1:1

>are you a developer
Y-Yes
>which language makes you happy
EcmaScript 2017 / ES.Next
Python
>which language makes you angry
None, they are just programming languages... PHP, maybe a little bit
>what do you think of C (not C++)
Pillar of our modern society
>do you understand recursion
Yes
>do you really understand recursion
Probably not
>do you have any popular repos on your github
Define popular... Got a "private" project with 1400 stars and half a mil overall downloads. Am also maintaining other projects with 2k stars and have contributed code to repos with 30k stars
>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
I have never asked any questions, because everything can be resolved by learning and understanding. Bug reports are not questions, though

all these "elitist" and "superior" fgts here with no popular open source repos... you unproductive and worthless piece of shit, Jow Forums

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>>are you a developer
Yes
>>which language makes you happy
I honestly really like TypeScript.
>>which language makes you angry
PHP
>>what do you think of C (not C++)
It's fine, but most of the time overkill, overly engineered for the use case. If you really need performance it's a good language, otherwise you'll be better off with something slower but simpler.
>>do you understand recursion
Yes.
>>do you really understand recursion
Maybe.
>>do you have any popular repos on your github
Nope.
>>ratio of you asking other programmers questions vs other programmers asking you questions
1:5

retard.. keep being "busy" posting anime on this board

yes
c, lisp, perl, python lol
java, c#, c++
it's ok
i guess so
no
0 / 0, undefined

>posting anime
>tech board
you know how i know you suck cocks?

what is wrong with sucking cocks?