Moving into a new apartment

Moving into a new apartment.

What are some essential Jow Forums items?

I already have:

>dual monitor
>loonix desktop
>mechanical keyboard
>programming socks
>maga hat
>thinkpad laptop
>comfy hardwood floors

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Get a girlfriend you fucking nerd

traverse the way to reddit fagiate

Get a life and you should be set.

Is that Corbin Dallas' apartment? Get a fucking multi-pass!

ditch maga hat

buy kotatsu (no relation to the vidoe games website)

my apartment is literally the size of the portion where the bed is. I wish i could upgrade to a size of pic related.

carpet is more comfy

>figurines
>wall scrolls
>dakimakura

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>vibrating dildos
>weapon for self defense taped under the coffee table
who cares is this technology

i have only hardwood floors , dual monitors, a linux desktop, and a girlfriend. Am i sick?

How the fuck is this related to technology at all
you stupid faggot

You have no furniture?

>maga hat
wew

Get yourself a good chair and desk. Makes sitting at the computer 10x better.
At work we have these desks which are awful, and I'm uncomfortable using the computer for more than 1 hour at a time. Meanwhile, I can go home and sit at the computer for 4 hours easy.

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>hardwood floors
>comfy
No, carpet is comfy.
Hardwood or tile floors (in my house we have marble), should only be in open areas (e.g. family room, living room, dining room, kitchen, etc.)

Vacuum cleaner
Microwave oven

rice cooker
dog
fumos

OP has hard wood floors.
Why would they need a vacuum cleaner?

>>fumos
did someone make a screencap of that thread a few days ago

No, it's still in the archives though

An uninterruptible power supply

All you need is
Sleeping bag, gaming rig on the floor, vr headset

Paint the wall white and sit in the corner for maximum feels

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Also a physical copy of SICP

hey i have that same sleeping bag. its super comfy.

Girlfriends are proprietary and don't respect your freedom

A well-constructed noose and a chair.

Pretty sure a girlfriend is a woman who will share her "source code" with you.

His gf is pretty fat.

All you need is a bed, a drinks cabinet and an alarm clock.

Dragon dildos

if you pay her malware in bitcoins

fuck off newfag

>make a cup of coffee
>make a second WLAN
>open the network to neighbors
>collect data

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Stop calling it loonix you fucking millennial

cry when everything sensitive is https

>fall to an obvious bait
>call others a newfag
Sad!

>Hurr durr.. I was only pretending to be retarded

brute force in 13 billion years considering they don't change their email passwords you are good

>Wanting a girl to merge your PR

piss bottles
dragon dildos
pillow waifu

Wizard robe.

>maga hat

throw that shit in the trash

found the communist

Get on my helicopter, faggot.

computer w/ monitors and headset
bench
weights

At least a decent audio system for every room and a projector in the bedroom

eBay is flooded with short throw projectors from schools, 2/3000 lumen, HD resolution

Make a piratebox with a good enough antenna to broadcast to the entire complex.

You forgot one thing, It is long ,hard, Makes you aroused.

what do you have at home? pic of setup?

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Go back to plebbit.

What van? Looks roomy

this, kotatsus are max comfy, just look at this wikipedia image complete with comfy retro stuff

they're kinda expensive to import, so you can DIY one by finding an extra tabletop to put on top of a coffee table (with the blanket in between) and fastening an electric heating pad to the underside of the table (low wattage so there's no fire hazard)

i did the extra tabletop thing by getting an ikea "melltorp" table and shortening the legs - it has separate SKUs for the tabletop and the frame, so you can just buy an extra top

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maga hats and homos go hand in hand

it's really weird, all my gay friends are Trump supporters

fucking weebs man

Harvey Milk would be ashamed.

Some nice bad dragon dildos

carpet is for trailer trash, I place only the finest oriental rugs on the stone floors in my house

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Harvey Milk would have died of AIDS anyway

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a rice cooker
a multicook pan
a refrigerator
a microwave
a good vacuum cleaner
and (this is optional) a dryer/washer combo, but if you want to send your clothes to a laundry shop is ok but beware of your budget

Enough tinfoil to cover all the walls and ceiling

buy a nigger

>maga hat
>essential Jow Forums
fuck off, Hillary was /ourgal/.

Your gun, faggot.

Furnishings that appeal to your personal taste and not memetic junk to gain the approval of disdainful nerds on Jow Forums?