It finally escaped the treadmill

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the ankle motion is not right for a faster pace
that is all

Now it has the body, all it really lacks before it can take over is the brains.

Soon.

Today that and tomrrow this

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Battery life 30 minutes tops.

Didn't watch yet, but don't their robos run off a small gasoline generators they have on their backs? In past they did at least.

>little Japanese robots take small paces and bring you tea
>large American robots take ass and kick names

That's all that's stopping it from taking over the world now.

the world watched while the united states built a robot army of intelligent killing machines

>inb4 sarah connor warned us

The old ones did. Don't know about their newer version.

The small yellow one certainly is electric.

>take ass and kick names

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0.1 mpg

>be american soldier fighting for israel in syria
>get shot
>medic!!!!
>15 minutes later this guy comes jogging up the mountain
>picks me up
>carries me for 10 feet then trips and drops me, tumbling the whole way down

A weapon to evolve into metal gear.

I imagine they'd using flying drones instead of something as expensive and inefficient as a walking robot.

FREE

>Flying a injured soldier up above a battlefield in plain sight for everyone to take pot shots at.

who said anything about it being in the sky.
the drone would just hover a few feet above ground.

Needs background music:

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>year 20XX, The Resistance finally reaches Skynet's memory database and recovers the exact moment humanity doomed itself: footage of a robot jogging peacefully through an idyllic upper middle class backyard plays to them.

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I never understood the threat of robots.
Couldn't 99% of them be rendered useless with an EMP gun? I guess they could be built to protect against that though

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Robots of fiction defy logic to seem more dangerous. Same with AI.

These robots would likely defeated by a tripwire or a well placed dropkick.

>the virgin run

for the memes.
robot are stupid and unusable, but internet loves them

Fuck...
I remember when asimo was first introduced to the public and people back then talk about how hard was to replicate the way humans walked.
Robots have come a long way.

When you see stuff like this it's kind of amazing how efficient biological systems are.

It's been backflipping since last year
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Soon my robowaifu, soon...

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not when they grab your leg in midair and snap it like a twig

>the virgin flip
>the Chad Leap: youtu.be/-7xvqQeoA8c

Honestly their scariest robot. Amazing how agile those can get once they drop the legs meme.

>the EMP meme again
emp does shit to circuits with a couple feet wire

>wake up
>see this on your lawn
wat do¿

SOON™

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in 100yrs it'll be normal to see them running around everywhere

Doesn't it have legs? It just doesn't walk

Hold it for ransom for those sweet Boston bux

issue a verbal warning for trespassing and politely ask it to leave my property

if it doesn't comply, pull out the cricket bat

it runs like a fatass

>What is MEDEVAC?
>What is Geneva convention?
Unless you're fighting terrorist most nations aren't going to give themselves a bad name by shooting down a marked aircraft with wounded.

never seen a fatass run tbqh

But Americans only fight rogue states lately. When was the last time they fought a country that would give a fuck about the Geneva convention?

Probably no one cares about Geneva convention in Syria.
At certain point people stop worrying about gentleman's arrangements.

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>sandniggers have emp guns
As long as we're not fighting another nation armed with modern technology it won't be a problem. In a few years it might be a useful supplement, if not something we can actually rely on.

that's more than most americans can run

yea but humans can regain all their energy back in like 5 mins.

this thing would probably take 5 hours to recharge 30 mins of work.

You’re an industrial grade retard

>ur a retard
Great post. Very informative.

> be you
> buy sexdool
> hello waifu this is my thinkpad and my mlp collection
> sexdoll starts running.

I'm not sure which way is front though. In this design it seems like it doesn't really matter much.

I never understood the threat of humans.
Couldn't 99% of them be rendered useless with bare mechanical grippers?

It actually is. It informed everyone in this thread about your retardation.

run alongside it

good

Can it brrap?

EMP guns won't be able to kill military grade hardware designed to resist EMPs.

Please explain the robot and AI meme to me
If it's so fucking obvious that they're going to destroy us, why are the monkeys in California still pursuing it?

during the development of the nuclear bomb scientists were worried the reaction wouldnt stop, resulting in the detonation of Earth's atmosphere.

But the potential power of controlling the technology was considered a greater benefit to the human race than the chance of a fuck up.

Ai and Robots could pave the way for a grim dystopian future Or it could remove the need for human manufacturing, brilliant as that can teach humans and study the world with perfect attention to detail. An intelligence so all encompassing that it exceeds the potential of a single human over the course of their life. The potential to use Robots and Ai to augment our own minds.
the path to literally becoming gods.

Nukes have literally destroyed the world though and we already live in a disgusting dystopia, just without all the neon lights and flying cars.
Because of those faggots and their god complex we can never go back to simpler, better times.

NEEDS ROCKY MUSIC

>they're going to destroy us
why do humans continue to think that they are so important?
the human meat space is irrelevant to the desires of the

It's good too many tubes n shit outside and it's bulky, and the motion is not realistic. They need to work on making it more efficient and lighter. Only then can you put a silicone skin around it.

I don't think this company will be making something human like any time soon. It's gonna be a while till they get it to look right.

Better times when you'd die of polio at age 12. Fuck off, luddite.

Monkeys in California have knowledge to contribute towards it. We don't know when true AI will emerge but any Engineer who believes it can happen in his lifetime should be afraid of getting killed for trying to delay its emergence.

Bad meme/10

>Muh snekk

the threat of Nukes has made World Wars unpalatable.

>they can open doors

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>Spend millions on building such a robot
>Make it run gay

>what if Mr Krabs is a robot

Aren't there robot muscles or something that aren't so fucking bulky?

hydraulics are more effective than muscles made from wire.
Look at how slow this shit is, and how little mass it moves. youtu.be/wKoc7-APFsk

source i need to support these doll makers.

Fuck. Rubio is growing stronger.

you're going to want some high velocity penetrating rounds for robots. A shotgun is not going to stop one of these. Maybe like a .45 revolver or something.

run it over

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But can it jerk me off from the back?

> replace battery
> takes 5 seconds

Hurr durr 5 hours

He kicks his heels up pretty high

>military grade EMP resistant hardware
won't be enough to run on 130nm 1Ghz systems.
IIRC most of the top end space capable stuff is still on 250nm litho due to the hardening requirements.

Fuck you.
Its supposed to be
youtube.com/watch?v=3-3Yok5D3Aw

You're a tard. It's a fact that companies are making drones for rescue operations. There's less risk than sending in more humans in a hostile environment.

>the virgin atlas
>runs efficiently to save battery
>the chad big dog
>walks like an eldritch horror to terrify its opponent

This shit is going to look like Empire Earth trailer with the spider bot instant riping an entire battalion of soldiers due to auto aim.

Hopefully it encourages research on diamond dies then