What's the most autistic thing you've ever done?

Use gloves

>I want to decrease my exposure to plastics
Why?

dude Google was founded 19 years ago

> >"this is not me it's user"
Oh wow.

I remember being around the same age and google was new at the time. Also this

I often do, I have a pair of white silk gloves. I just don't want to be using them all day every day.
You're not even slightly worried? Plastic hasn't been ubiquitous for that long, and there's already concerns about how some plastics like BPA might affect the human body. It's also good to avoid plastic when possible since there's a massive problem with plastic waste that, unlike materials such as wood and cotton, isn't biodegradable.

this is the post autistic thing I've read today

Sure but it's not going to fucking absorb through your skin. If there's any risk at all, it's from food and water, and you can't eliminate that.

are you vegan?

Searched for porn on a relatives computer whenever we visited. I still didn't have internet connection at home. Years later, I realized that they could've easily looked up whatever the fuck I was looking at. Fuck!

I pretty much live off tuna and macaroni, so pescetarian I guess?
>Sure but it's not going to fucking absorb through your skin.
You can't know that for sure.

>tuna
While tuna may be a source of heart-healthy omega-3, mercury contamination is a major concern. The mercury in tuna (especially certain brands) may damage the brains of infants, children, and adults more than the mercury in vaccinations, amalgam teeth fillings, high-fructose corn syrup and Ayervedic supplements. Algae-based sources of omega-3 do not bring the danger of mercury contamination.

Tuna may also contain DDT (a banned pesticide still present in our food chain), PCB pollutants, and the carcinogens benzene and putrescine. Tuna sushi may contain fecal contamination in amounts exceeding National Food Standards guidelines. A toxin in tuna has even been found to cause a form of amnesia.

Protein from tuna and other animal sources may negatively affect kidney function. Tuna ranks among the most acid-producing foods, which can be associated with the formation of kidney stones.

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You know that tuna contains a toxic amount of mercury, right? Tuna is one of the worst fish you can eat.

>pescetarian
All these bullshit buzzwords like "trans-helicopter-bi-leg-faggot-ectual-is-anist" needs to stop. People need to realize that whatever autistic shit they do doesn't mean they have to form their identity around them.

>Plastic hasn't been ubiquitous for that long, and there's already concerns about how some plastics like BPA might affect the human body.
Yeah, when ingested. Skin contact isn't going to be an issue for the large majority of plastics.

I'm aware of the health concerns with tuna, but it's the cheapest way to eat that I can think of and my monthly benefit cheque isn't that big.

>be 11
>find vore (first porn i had ever seen)
>go on a spree as I hit puberty really early
>hear mums friend telling her she found porn on her sons computer and that she should try look at my history
>Fuuuuuc
>try clear history
>get confused and only delete history, not all the hotlinks i had set
>most awkward conversation of my life

buy dried or canned beans, lentils and other legumes

>be me in uni
>dad wanted me reformat his pc
>told me to backup his data
>found a folder with some word doc
>dad is a language translator and was translating some docs
>plug dad hdd into my pc and copied the data
>format the hdd
>install ms-dos 6.1, win 3.11, office, etc
>copied back his data folder
>plug dad hdd into his pc
>told dad it's done
>later dad asked me where his data was
>show him that folder
>dad told me that folder only had like 20 doc, while it should be like 100 doc (including all his prev works)
confuse.jpg
>dad told me that he put most of his doc files in C:\Windows
fuck.bmp
>told dad that i didn't backup that folder
mfw dad lost all his works and had to redo his works

They make me gassy and I don't like farting because it makes my floor pillow stink.

Did you actually get any results? This is important.

what a fucking $oyboy

You seem like the kind of autist who has a vomit wall, shit box, and piss bottles.

>my floor pillow
can you take a picture of your room?

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Söylent is cheaper, why don't you switch?

Enjoy your stinky seat.
Nothing of the kind, worst is that I keep leaving things kind of just lying around so my room is pretty messy.
Rather not.

>Rather not.
Why not?

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Because I can't be assed to find my camera, batteries that still hold charge and an SD card just for some thread.

>11 years old
>share computer in basement with my dad and sometimes my mom
>want to show my dad the cool new game I got(black and white)
>mom is getting something out of the basement and comes in
>what are you boys up to this early huh
>"I wanna show dad how cool this is"
>boot pc up
>printer whirs up
>begins to print out a massive close up of a vagina
> faces goes red as I am aware of what is printing and am dying of embarrassment but also confusion because I didn't do this
>dads face is crimson
>Mom begins to scream "what the hell is this, why would you do this user"
>so fucking confused
>dad tells me he is disappointed
>printer whirs again
>run out of the fucking house as a close up of an asshole begins to print infront of both of them during this lecture

Fuck you dad I didn't do it and you know damn well you pinned it on me you fuck. I got grounded for like 3 months because of your weird fucking pussy printing antics.

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Don't be such a goof ball, you made the picture of your mouse, did you not?

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>Search for real life porn when I first discover internet.
>Some cardcaptor sakura hentai pop out of nowhere.
>Suddenly want more of its
>Ended up in Jow Forums /l/
>I'm stuck in here ever since then.
T-thanks yahoo search.

Pic's a few days old and like I said, I just keep misplacing things. Thread will probably be dead by the time I have a pic.

>I just keep misplacing things
how does that happen?

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holy kek

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JP is a kike shill and a Mossad agent

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I have a tendency to drink myself black out drunk at home by myself, so things often go missing or are in weird places when I sober up. I also tend to do things when I wake up in the middle of the night and then forget about them by morning.

How's your life, bud?

Apart from (barely) attending university I'm a shut-in with no friends.

Oh

It's voluntary though, I just really hate being around people. Everyone's so fucking retarded.

I spewed coffee trying to be quiet reading this shit.
Fuck your dad was a prankster.

Did you call that out fuck out later in life?
Get drunk and be like you fucked me old man. haha
I never had that kind of relationship.
Mine was super strict and monolithic.

sort yourself out, bucko

Why is this guy's bullshit spammed on every board recently? Far as I can tell nothing he says is exactly groundbreaking.

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He responds negatively to jewish memes, like a normal person?
he must be a mossad agent

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He's a father figure and motivational speaker, mixed in with a bit of humanities and philosophy.
Many people get attracted to him because they lacked a good father figure in their life.

>game ran slow so I decided to disable some background shit
>disabled everything that had a tray icon, including the eternet connection
>interbutts not working

No shit doesn't just magically leech through your skin unless it's a highly solluble liquid. Your skin evolved for thousands of years to protect you from actively invasive bacteria and virii, a random bit of plastic is not going to get through.

And even if it did it's not worth worrying about. It's not dangerous at all at any dosage you could possibly consume.

>It's not dangerous at all at any dosage you could possibly consume.
Science says differently. There are no conclusive studies yet, but there's increasing support for the idea that plastics may be harmful for you. Who am I gonna trust? A bunch of people who research this shit or some guy on an Azerbaijani snake charming forum? The choice is obvious.
>No shit doesn't just magically leech through your skin unless it's a highly solluble liquid.
How would you even know that?

>2007 year AD
>be at uncle's house
>uncle shows off his brand new desktop PC with Windows Vista Home Premium 32bit
>tfw it's OEM crap with 1 GB of RAM, no-name PSU and other shitty hardware
>give him 2 hour autistic lecture how OEM are scammers and why it's better to build your own desktop PC
>uncle doesn't understand anyhing and rambles about warranty in shop
>get mad and leave

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ehh, it's his fault

No, """Science""" Jouranalists say differently. They report on some unreplicated low sample size paper that shows something is toxic in unrealistic doses. And then they misrepresent even what is true.

See pic related by the great E.T. Jaynes on why it's generally not worth worrying about "chemicals".

>How would you even know that?
Common sense.

>10yo
MODS

unironically don't be such a pussy its just some fucking metal man up

Forgot pic.

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you have no idea what autism is you mouthbreathing retard

>n why it's generally not worth worrying about "chemicals
Polonium is also a chemical, why not go inject some?

Oh, but I do.
For you see, I'm on the far end of the spectrum.

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We are talking about organic chemicals. Plastic isn't radioactive.

well he didn't get angry at me, just complaining that he had to redo his works
it was part of his fault for not being clear where he put his data
i never thought anyone would put most of his data in C:\Windows
although i think the default folder for open/save dialog in win 3.1x is C:\windows
there was no "my documents" folder yet till win 95 (if i'm not mistaken)

No, but it might still be harmful(at least some plastics probably are).

>horse drinks his mountain dew
no wonder she died what a fucking retard

I read the first post and that was like, well I read it I guess. Then I lost interest. Skipped to the part where he greentexted "torment".

So he tries defending bestiality and got bfo? DESU I hope you're not implying bestiality with a horse is rape and therefore wrong. Horses can buck you and break your ribs. Let alone that they have the muscle control to abort a pregnancy if they know it's not doing well. Obviously animals can be abused, but "autism" typically involves a lack of awareness, or hyper obsession with a specific thing, such that it causes extreme tunnel vision. This man has no context of ever wanting to harm an animal. What's your end game here besides "hahaha this is socially unacceptable, so validate me for not being this way"?

Oh if she died then the cap probably wasn't about bestiality with a horse being inherent abuse.

>year of our lord 1999
>14 years old
>at friend's house, fucking around in AOL chatrooms
>download pics of girls our age from chatbot 'servers'
>save a few pics on a floppy and go home
>hide disk under mattress
>couple days later
>disk is mysteriously gone
>friend tells me their AOL account got suspended for downloading CP and his mom bitched him out for it
>not allowed back there

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I did the same thing. I was 11, through.

I didn't understand why I couldn't find anything, except for some Jow Forums thread. The link sent me to a website with a fake FBI banner saying that the website was closed by the FBI and my IP was logged. I freaked out and unplugged the PC.

And that's how I found Jow Forums. I wish I was back in 2008.

i still felt sorry for what i did though

And btw, people used to think asbestos and cigarettes were safe as well.

great job killing tuna retard.
enjoy the nano plastic they ingested.

this isn't how aol nor any 1999 ISP worked user.

I'm a forerunner, a pioneer, and you'll be sorry when overexposure to plastic has ruined your body
Why do you think I care about plastic waste? People are killing me indirectly by using so much plastic.

eat lead

ok i will

How so? I remember what happened.

you don't need to lie on the internet for (you)'s.

>plastic exposure
>skin
i think the mercury is already affecting your brain.

I'm not lying, what the literal fuck are you talking about?

>care about your health
>"haha you must be insane"
nice argument broseph

I am telling you that as a former 90s aol technician nobody lost their service because some kid(or non kid for that matter) downloaded some cunny pictures off a chat bots.

The only possible way that service contract got cancelled is because the kid told his mom, she freaked the fuck out and ended up cancelling it herself. (hence why the disk is missing)

>The only possible way that service contract got cancelled is because the kid told his mom, she freaked the fuck out and ended up cancelling it herself. (hence why the disk is missing)
So basically user's story isn't implausible at all? Why didn't you just say so instead of engaging in that pointless exchange of one-liners?

I don't know what to tell you user, but that's what happened, why would I lie about something as relatively mundane?
And it was my disk that went missing, not his. Pretty sure my stepmom found it, but she never said anything about it.

>friend tells me their AOL account got suspended for downloading CP and his mom bitched him out for it
Top tier reading comprehension mate. That wording implies aol cancelled it on them and not the parents themselves. Hes a lying faggot.

How could have little user know which was the case? Obviously the parents didn't tell user what exactly happened.

>install a hentai game
>mom ask about those boobs on the desktop
>"dunno, a virus, just delete it"
>to this day I can't believe it just worked

Hell, all I know is my friend told me a few days later that AOL suspended their account for downloading CP and that I wasn't allowed over there anymore. Maybe his mom found his stash and cancelled it, I don't know, it's not something so exciting as to lie about it on the internet though, jesus.

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He could just ignore trolls like every other stable online personality does

>concerns about how some plastics like BPA might affect the human body
There is, however, these concerns are with food and beverages stored in certain plastics. The lining of cans containing consumables have bpa. Even the plastic bottle you drink sòy out of contains bpa. You don't have to worry about your mouse, dumb dumb.

Even Peterson's work has been thrown out of court for being unscientific and inadmissible as forensic evidence.

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>People are killing me indirectly by using so much plastic
>you're raping me by having a penis
You'd probably not exist if we were still cooking on rock stoves and shitting and pissing in our own drinking supply.

So anything you do is "autistic"? Go back to /v/, fucking retards.

this is called fear

this is called curiosity

this is called exploration

this is called curiosity