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I hate this meme.
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Oliver Edwards
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Camden Wood
you hate everything because you're a cynical neet who can't get laid
Jose Green
Same.
Colton Sanchez
Whats worse is when a company does """agile"""
Zachary Rodriguez
what's wrong with agile? sure it consumes time and whatnot, but the end product is usually better and to specs
William Nelson
You usually get """Agile""" which is interpreted by project managers as "we can randomly decide to change anything half way through a sprint and wont allow the timeline to be changed at all"
Eli Anderson
>frogppster
>abhorrent post
Chase Lopez
Sprints are a massive kikery, now instead of one impossible deadline you get one every two weeks or however long your sprints are.
Jonathan Hall
Do you fags want to go back to SDLC or Waterfall? Please neck yourself.
Jackson Martin
Hate it all you want, I have to live with this fucking abomination.
Jace Bell
what's wrong with waterfall?
if customer wants changes they need to pay for it
Jonathan Robinson
reminder that all of these are just schemes for consultants trying to get paid
Lincoln Wright
The customer doesn't know what they want, there is less risk and wasted effort in iterating.
Michael Harris
Unironically this. Just get the project out there and fix bugs later.
Daniel Cruz
>go back to waterfall
Congratulations on being so retarded you fell for a strawman argument for some marketing propaganda. Do you literally believe people ever adhered to a workflow where a previous step would never be reiterated ever
>okay so our initial design document is contradictory and will never work in practise, let's change it so it will
>NO WE HAVE MOVED ON WE ARE KEEPING THIS WAY STICK TO THE PLAN
Caleb Cruz
I don't mean bugs, I mean "changes" or new modules whatever features they force you to do in agile in the same schedule
Owen Jenkins
Do you hate agile 'cause you're a fat fuck? :^)
Ian Peterson
>apply for a programming job
>they assure me during the interview that the workplace has a very relaxed atmosphere
>actually get hired
>start work
>the atmosphere is unbearable, people don't talk to each other and everyone has to slave away and work overtime to meet deadlines
t-thanks
Gavin Ramirez
>get headhunted for programming job
>barely worked all week
jej
Dylan Lewis
CS curses have been infested by this meam some badly that they brainwash people to endorse it
Jonathan Bennett
>apply for some kind of internship in a company
>head of software development offers me to join him for a day, sit back and spectate to get an impression of what working in dev is like
>sit next to him for 10 hours in a large office with around 15 people
>nobody ever talks, all they do is type and get up now and then to move some colored sticky notes on a white board around
>only human interaction is a short meeting of around 15 minutes
it was like being around robots.
Julian Garcia
>get engineering job
>want to actually work and accomplish things and get a promotion, but boss is a talkative old guy
>usually spend 1/2 to 2/3 of my day listening to my boss tell me stories about his childhood, past jobs, hobbies, etc
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Zachary Hernandez