What is the most Jow Forums way to an hero?
What is the most Jow Forums way to an hero?
Grayson Jones
Benjamin Wood
sneak into google's data center and get shot by a security guard
Luke Hill
remotely hijack a plane to crash into google's data center, then buy a ticket for the next flight
David Johnson
These aren't very feasible though
Aaron Ward
Turn yourself into software and get killed by antivirus.
Lucas Sullivan
set yourself on fire in order to leave the least possible bloat behind
Luis Cook
nice
Jonathan Sanchez
read a few networking manuals and then jack in to the internet
manually
just put the phone cord in your mouth
Nicholas Cruz
Truck of Peace an Apple dev conference.
Alexander Allen
Ask stallman to choke you with his feet
Brandon Cruz
Dehydration from installing Gentoo on a Thinkpad 300
Carson Bailey
Take him with you.
David Thomas
Isaac Howard
>antivirus
pleb detected
Ethan Fisher
Uninstall your organs one by one
Blake Richardson
>Take two large CRT TV's, keep them over night
>remove back covers of both of them
>stick both hands into plugs that connect to tube, get zapped to death
Owen Fisher
thinkpad in bathtub
Austin Myers
*keep them on over night
Joseph Carter
Complain about Intel, Nvidia, Windows, and Chrome one last time and then shoot yourself in the head.
Daniel Young
Download child porn, wait for FBI raid, police assisted suicide
Easton Gonzalez
Rig up a pneumatic vise that fits over your head and is controlled by a program on your PC that tighten the vise in small increments every time you don't answer fizzbuzz correctly. Begin drinking and answering the question.
Cameron Wood
Forgot Apple.
Leo Parker
>browses Jow Forums
>has the guts to sudoku
lolk
Carter Edwards
>you cant program planes to crash on buildings
Nice try Bush
Brody Long
...
Jayden Garcia
>Find gay male prostitute with AIDS
>Pay way too much for him
>contract HIV
>Die
Kayden Cruz
autoerotic asphixiation to images of bill gates on a livestream that is automatically recorded and spamed to all microsoft support related email adresses by a rapsberry pi that automatically generated random email accounts every day.
Nathan Baker
>all microsoft support related email adresses
there's gonna be a few thousand very confused pajeets that day
Grayson Flores
Walk into the CIA headquarters with a suicide vest on and take as many CIA niggers as you can with you
Ryan Harris
Because he lost his iPod and shot himself in the head.
Logan Rogers
haha epin meme, anonymous! us oldfags amirite?
Josiah Peterson
My new life goal after I digitize my brain
Nicholas Allen
You’re supposed to use you’re care for that
Jeremiah Rogers
Shoot yourself after a "killing spree"at the YouTube HQ
Jaxon Reyes
Getting killed by the powers that be because you hacked all of their companies (including the militar industrial complex) and divised a tech way to fuck with their airgapped backups at the same time bringing their infrastructure back to the stone age and rendering them powerless against the people.
Connor Brown
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] = 0 ] && rm -rf --no-preserve-root / || echo "Click"
Evan Reed
Download CP then resist when the cops come and get shot
Zachary Lopez
best post
Dylan Taylor
Do the same thing day in and day out without improving your life until you eventually die a miserable lonely old man
Alexander Evans
death by norton
Henry James
Running scripts that create mustard gas
Lincoln Long
Exit mask
Joseph Sullivan
Drop down with a nuke into the center of Jeff Bozo's office and kill Amazon's servers.
Then wait for profit ;)