Asks question on stackoverflow

>asks question on stackoverflow
>gets ass blasted

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Don't ask dumb questions and do some research first??

>genuine question gets locked due to a typo
>"do my homework" tier question gets 800 pajeets clamoring to help

That would never work.

Yes, "toxic masculinity" is rampant on stackoverflow. It's almost as if specialists working for free actually DO MIND working as your personal Google when you ask inane questions you could've found easily yourself.

what if i told you i did?

would you even believe me if i said i did?

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>asks millennium problem on math stackexchange
>Cleo finds a solution in under 10 minutes

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>ask specific question with details and notes about how it is subtlety different than common question
>"question closed as duplicate"

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>had a problem but the available solution in the locked thread didn't work for me
>mention this
>"Locked because duplicate. Please use the search function next time :O)"

>ask stupid question
>martin briefly explains the solution and gives related links for further understanding

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>asks ostensibly retarded question that is a waste of everyone's time
>everyone wastes time to call me a retard

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>ask mediocre and obvious question
>someone answers incorrectly
>mark it as correct anyway

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You're here bitching and feeling bad about it, so I'd hardly call it a waste of time. I'd say it was a great success.

I had never asked a question there.. just fucking keep looking up you brainlets.

Link the fucking question then pussyboy

no

(you)

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>not doxxing yourself

You're no fun user

I'm sure its Kevin. Fuck you, Kevin.

u wot m8?

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>ask genuine question
>"lmao we're not going to do your homework for you"
>this question has been marked as a duplicate
>have to explain why this is obviously not a duplicate in the comments
>multiple downvotes without an explanation
stack overflow has somehow become even worse than tech forums.
low quality bait

I can't imagine what part of that is bait. Do you honestly dislike stackoverflow? What kind of a fucking low-t having pansy are you?

>toxic masculinity
>low-t
gotta cram in those buzzwords to make people reply
>specialists
this is like calling subway employees "sandwich artists".

basedskeet

Right. So if they're retards, what does that make you? You not go there hat in hand asking for help, but you're incapable of asking for it in a coherent manner?

>gotta cram in those buzzwords to make people reply
You need to gb2reddit, son.

>You not only*

many of the top accounts on stakoverflow hate the moderation there
it is known that they suck dicks

>tfw hardly any rep
How do they do it?

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>if they're retards
being a sandwich artist and being a genius are not mutually exclusive.
>you're incapable of asking for it in a coherent manner?
I would have assumed that people who go to a website to help people would have at least had the decency to tell me what was unclear, so that I could ask a better question. I see people on stackoverflow often complain that members downvote questions without leaving a comment explaining why.
I believe that the point system has lead people to answer questions and mark questions as duplicates just to get points, so you get people marking every question that has a similar title to another as a duplicate.

>being a sandwich artist and being a genius are not mutually exclusive
They are though. Get your head out of your ass.

It's not their fault you're retarded. There are millions of examples of how to write a good question. Odds are you're asking some basic shit that you can find in the docs and you expect to be spoon-fed.

>protip: there's a large group of people in the world who are so stupid that they don't even realize they're stupid, so instead they blame others for being "rude" and "unhelpful"
And genuinely I think you're one of them

>still giving a shit about programming when interpersonal skills stackoverflow (aka autism anonymous) exists

interpersonal.stackexchange.com/questions/14196/how-to-enforce-a-no-shoes-policy-in-my-apartment

interpersonal.stackexchange.com/questions/13441/how-to-reply-to-drive-travel-safe

interpersonal.stackexchange.com/questions/13989/how-do-i-respond-to-someone-apologizing-for-coughing-yawning

kek I was just reading this one a day or two ago
>the slipper reply

Kevin stop being such a cunt there's enough weet-bix to go around mate

>Hey, could you please take your shoes off?

>Thanks.

>You don't have to reply. They're just being polite

Jesus Christ.

>being a shoeless cuck

in america we have vaccumm cleaners faggot I'm keeping my goddamn shoes on

>he thinks it's more comfortable to keep something on his feet than it is to let his feet breathe and move around freely
Get a load of this actual cuck. What's the matter, sweetie? Floor too cold for your little feetsies? Carpet provide too much stimulation for your "special" parietal lobe? Poor baby.

>Not posting the best one
interpersonal.stackexchange.com/questions/7482/how-to-talk-to-my-brother-about-a-shared-interest-in-pornographic-furry-material

>ask the same question on stack overflow without googling it first or even looking to see that it was answered multiple times before on stack overflow
>assblasted
Hmm I wonder why

>leaves the proof as an exercise

This man contributes more to my projects than I do

>They are though
You think it's impossible for a genius to enjoy sandwich artistry as a hobby? Don't answer, because your reply is redundant, everybody already knows you're a retard.

>unnerving people is great success
Grow up?