New laws will require online porn viewers to confirm that they are older than 18

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5722551/Newsagents-sell-porn-passes-adults-visiting-X-rated-websites-prove-18.html

>New laws will require online porn viewers to confirm that they are older than 18
>Viewers will be able to purchase a 16-digit code from newsagents to verify ages
>It will avoid them having to hand over personal details to X-rated porn websites

Will it be a one time £10 to have unrestricted access or £10 for each website? What else will they suddenly decide needs to be restricted? I guarantee you 4chinz will be filtered too. Fucking bongs, explain yourselves!

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This can't be real... isn't porn banned in ohio though? Someone redpill me on this shit.

>you kids wanna buy some xxx passes?
>£50 no id check

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How are you going to watch Blacked.com now, OP?

>first trump
>now this
meme magick is quite dangerous!

All this because for some reason parents dont deem it their responsibility to supervise their kids while on the internet or install a child filter. I fucking hate shitty parents.

I've been archiving porn for years, there isn't a single black cock in my collection though, sorry to dissappoint you.
Might even be able to make some dosh off this.
>4gb usb stick with whatever you want from my collection
>low low price of £50, no age check!

>newsagents

what do they mean by this?

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How the hell did this law pass? I legitimately can't imagine one single man voting in favor of this law

>.co.uk
I find it hard to believe. But if you say so..

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the people in charge of implementing this shit are usually retards, so you can expect a dns based ban rather than a real solution. changing your dns to circumvent the ban takes like 5 seconds.
also, just pirate your shit. or move to a country that doesn't pass retarded laws.

>X-rated porn websites
Half of the bongs on here will be extinct.

They just want to ban porn, and protecting children is (and always is) the excuse.

you forgot the other half of the human species

>meanwhile, normal people continue to torrent their porn from private trackers like usual

The benefits of piracy just keep stacking. The future is looking bright, lads.

someone will just create a keygen that creates valid looking codes

dogfartnetwork?!

> India #2
> China #3
Wait, what?

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Cuck porn also.

Ikr!

A small grocery store in the UK that sells newspapers.

China #1

Taiwan numba wan

>16 digit code

How long until someone makes a code generator?

>UK wants to regulate porn
>their public reality TV channel can show their Anglocuck white girls showing their vaginas to black men who are tasked to pick their sex slave
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HAHAHAHA
GOD SAVE THE ANGLOKEK

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>no sweden
b-but Jow Forums said...!

Banning porn is always an immensely popular policy with a lot of the electorate but politicians usually shy away from it because it is impossible to enforce. IIRC Bill Clinton was elected on a pledge to install special microchips in every tv in the US that blocked porn from being viewed by children.
The UK was meant to have these porn laws implemented two months ago but they've quietly pushed it back to the end of the year, it could go back further too.

Maybe they get to experience it irl enough, no need for videos :^)

Fucking basedboy cuck liberals. This wouldn't happen if you had guns.

China and India have close to 5 times the population of the US (and more when compared to any other country)...
I don't see why it's so hard to see why you think it's surprising that they're ranked so high in any internet traffic...

Banning porn is a right-wing position. And it was introduced by Britain's center-right government.

OI MATE DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE FOR THAT WANK?

Sweden is tiny if compared to the big eagle.

>Banning porn is a right-wing position.
was*
Everything once synonymous with the conservative and the right is now adopted by the left under different justifications.
Politicizing the human body is not only done by religious tards but also the feminists and the LGBTQBBQP+.
Also Communists were always shifty against sex under their own moral rulesets.
Get educated.

For India it's kind of obvious, but a Western pornographic site having significant Chinese traffic does raise a brow.

Dailymail reported this... wouldn't bother believing it

Holy shit, when did India close the gap between them and China?? I thought they are less than 1 milliard!

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the same story is being reported (behind a paywall) by the telegraph

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/12/newsagents-corner-shops-sell-porn-pass-access-code-allow-adults/

did the normies really believe that? I mean for UK, it is clear as any day - either you use VPN or you need a licence to have a penis. In the UK normies need licence to speak, breath and joke. Just fuck the police's mother behind a tesco and do not care about the fascist government.
But for normies to think that bill 'the nigger' clinton actually would install chips is funny as fuck.

>was*
is. It was literally pushed by the conservatives.
>Politicizing the human body is not only done by religious tards but also the feminists and the LGBTQBBQP+
LGBT generally seems to be very pro-porn.
Anti-sex radfems are a vocal minority.

member the good old times when the right was crazy and the left was sane? oh what good times they were

>milliard
ce pula mea

>is. It was literally pushed by the conservatives.
Was* It is now pushed by both sides.
>LGBT generally seems to be very pro-porn.
Except for the feminist parts of it.
>Anti-sex radfems are a vocal minority.
They are leading and the majority doesn't at all take responsibility for their shit nor does it stop them, therefore they are the face of feminism.
No True Scotsman doesn't work for you here.

If you ban internet porn then you can control what people jerk off to ;^)

When you politicize the human body then you will be set on a path of trying to regulate sex and impose rules upon it.
Sorry to say, but your left is going retarded as well by adopting this mentality.
Politicizing the human body is never good, and never will be, no matter how much you try to make it look good and justify it, because the act of needing justification is already a showcase that you are on a path of retardation.
Save it.

> Using "billion" as per the American definition.

you are saying that you can't speak english properly?

Why are bongs this stupid?

>namefag goes user to try and defend themselves anonymously
Oh boy.

>It will avoid them having to hand over personal details to X-rated porn websites
To be honest, I'd be more comfortable giving major porn sites my data rather than the gubmint. Not even joking.
Thank god I'm not british, though, so I don't have to give anyone any data at all...

I'm saying that it's pretty dumb to say billion to mean 1*10^9 when pretty much every other language uses the equivalent word to mean 1*10^12 and that it was originally also that way for English.

>They are leading
No they aren't. They are very much stuck in the extreme left-wing.
Equating them with everything left is like equating extreme fundamental Christian with everything right.

>When you politicize the human body then you will be set on a path of trying to regulate sex and impose rules upon it.
What's wrong with that? Don't you want to ban sex with children?

The dumbfuck talking about the right regulating sex, you should stop it because the current measures in UK were only possible due to the feminist collective having a mutual agreement with May and her ilk. It would never have passed without feminist approval, feminists who do have high influence currently in the UK on political matters.

1.000.000 = milion
1.000.000.000 = milliard

Yes, exactly, thank you.

>No they aren't.
They are. Your words won't change this because your words are not worth anything, only measures and reactions are.
An organization which doesn't regulate or take responsibility for its cells and branches automatically endorses them.
Your mouth on the matter is irrelevant because you never put the back into it to regulate those radical fems, you allow them, therefore you endorse them as the face.
>What's wrong with that? Don't you want to ban sex with children?
Considering the left has been coming out with pro-pedo activists, your analogy is not only contradictory but also intellectually dishonest in sticking with this topic.

>Don't you want to ban sex with children?

>transgenders
>the T in LGBT
>prioritization put on hormone treatments when they are young
>porn and culture revolves around trans people looking as young as possible with such characteristics related to youthfulness such as skin traits and body proportions because that's when they look the most passable
Are you sure you want to go down this valley?

Why dont they just use torrents?

>They are.
Get off of shitty sites like twitter, where retards battle for attention.
The radfem crap is very much not a left mainstream position.

>Considering the left has been coming out with pro-pedo activists
Again, sounds like you take the word of some random vocal retard. Pro-pedo is as far from the mainstream as you can get.

Sounds like you're projecting your hard-on for young trannies, fag.

People are upset about the principle of the law as opposed to its practical repercussions.

Still don't see how this is gonna work, are they gonna block pixiv and all these obscure doujin sites, private trackers, Jow Forums, even twitter has pornography on it? These laws are just plain retarded and won't work. The better idea would be to educate parents to better supervise their children.

>The radfem crap is very much not a left mainstream position.
The radfem is a left mainstream position so long as nobody regulates it.
Any idiot can vocally dismiss anything in this world, do you think everything becomes reality just because you farted a few words out as a gesture? No. Only action dictates nature.
Feminism has ever taken pro-active action and therefore responsibility to regulate the radfem or fix the damage the radfem have done.
Even the fucking Christcuck Church has learned to deal with its pedo priests and give reparation to families, but when was the last time Feminists did the same for their own movement's shitting on the street? When has the cleanup ever happened?
Never, which is why your words here mean nothing.
Words and vocal dismissal are the easiest way to evade responsibility. Conveniently childish.
>Pro-pedo is as far from the mainstream as you can get.
The nature of the left currently is that there is no mainstream, only a consolidation of minorities and alliances, even contradictory ones such as pro-Islam yet pro-LGBT at the same time. Again, your words here mean nothing and are merely a meme to evade.

Just use an American VPN.

This, I would not feel guilty one bit

inb4 everyone just torrents porn
man why is cUKland always getting cucked so hard?
like i know they're humongous assholes, but why they gotta be such dirtbags to themselfs even?
oh right woman own/run their country and porn cuts into their sex profits and control/power over horny males being diminished when they can just rub one out.

THIS is why time travelers kept woman oppressed for so long throughout human history.

>Having to give money to the fake news media
Gross.

>Any idiot can vocally dismiss anything in this world, do you think everything becomes reality just because you farted a few words out as a gesture? No. Only action dictates nature.
And what retarded radfem actions did moderate left-wing parties take?
Did they pass a law to make trigger warnings mandatory?
Or a law that makes acting in porn, or even modelling, count as rape?
>Even the fucking Christcuck Church has learned to deal with its pedo priests and give reparation to families, but when was the last time Feminists did the same for their own movement's shitting on the street? When has the cleanup ever happened?
How is spouting retarded crap comparable with raping children?

>The nature of the left currently is that there is no mainstream
Left-wing and right-wing are both just general political directions.
Both aren't big unified specific positions.

doesn't even take into account the fact that most people who aren't retarded resort to those countries VPN/proxies while browsing.

>And what retarded radfem actions did moderate left-wing parties take?
For starters a certain county in UK made it possible for any man to be charged with hate crime so long as a woman "felt" that he was being oppressive or offensive. This comes straight from radfems and into regulation. You can google it.
>Or a law
Porn regulation law was only made possible because the feminists agreed with the measure in UK. They have influential clout in their politics.
>How is spouting retarded crap comparable with raping children?
How is getting people fired from their jobs comparable with just spouting retarded crap? Adria Richards case for example.
Cognitive Dissonance: Advocate anti-cyberbullying, yet create cyberbllying initiatives via social media against undesirables, and the alleged feminist majority like yourself don't fix or give reparation for the cyberbullying that your radfems have done, merely vocal denouncement which doesn't amount to anything except showcasing silent approval of the radfem act.

Again, vocal denouncement isn't worth shit. The left has made itself so abstruse to a contradictory level that trying to talk about any mainstreams is futile because you will be talking one mainstream here, and then another mainstream in another thread or discussion, and then you will conveniently jump into another mainstream definition in a 3rd discussion, and so on. This is why the left isn't worth shit. Even your talk of mainstream is non-defined and completely useless and formless.

>For starters a certain county in UK
You mean the country that had a right-wing government for 8 years?
>Porn regulation law was only made possible because the Christians agreed with the measure in UK.
ftfy
>Adria Richards case for example.
Who got fired herself.
>yet create cyberbllying initiatives via social media against undesirables
Most normies are barely aware of such cases. It is not as attention-grabbing as "priest rapes child".
>The left has made itself so abstruse to a contradictory level that trying to talk about any mainstreams is futile because you will be talking one mainstream here
When I say mainstream left, I'm talking about the normies that vote Democrats/Labour/whatever your country calls the big center-left party.
>Even your talk of mainstream is non-defined and completely useless and formless.
You were the one going on about the left as a whole.
Can't you see that it's retarded to go on about some extremists when talking about the whole left?
Don't you think it's retarded when some moron on the left calls every right-winger a nazi?

Meanwhile in Russia

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>lol who the fuck downloads porn these days
Me. For this exact moment.
As ridiculous it is that it has come to this, feels good, man.

Had a good chuckle, thanks man!

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I don't read slav runes.
Did they ban it because it contained gay stuff?

No, in Russia you already need an ID verification to watch porn.

Good way to enforce NoFap though, just don't buy a pass.

>You mean the country that had a right-wing government for 8 years?
Which is being influenced by radfem regulation.
Don't play semantics because it's transparent.
>ftfy
Feminists and Soccer Mommies have a lot in common so you haven't fixed anything much. Both operate with the same goals but different justifications.
>Who got fired herself.
Yet the fired men were never given reparation and the feminists never appealed the company to fix the mistake. No responsibility taken = Your argument is invalid.
>Most normies are barely aware of such cases.
Doesn't invalidate the existence of such cases.
Which is again why your words don't mean shit, because you merely engage in evasion tactics to evade responsibility.
>When I say mainstream left, I'm talking about the normies that vote Democrats/Labour/whatever your country calls the big center-left party.
When you say mainstream it doesn't mean shit because there is no mainstream in the left beyond contradiction and convenience which enables evasion.
>You were the one going on about the left as a whole.
An organization which doesn't regulate its branches and is not defined by a mainstream, makes every branch its defining mainstream.
The mainstream of the left is to both defend oppressive Muslims as well as defend LGBT as well as engage in other contradictions at the same time. Contradiction and formlessness are the mainstream of the left.
You are proof of it, you ignore every situation which blemishes your movement and avoid responsibility, because your interest is merely in being a PR agent for the left and not being a rational component which regulates its sins as much as rationally implementing its politics.

Because regulation requires an acceptance that you are not infallible and that you have major problems, and throughout this discussion you have constantly been advocating infallibility by vocally denounce the problematic parts and acting blind to them, or label them as "irrelevant" so you can act blind.

Plenty of porn on Twitter/Reddit/Tumblr/VK/4chinz/etc., will you need to get a porn pass for sites that tangentially contain pornographic content?

fucking limeys

do you need it for Jow Forums twitter torrents etc too? just because they blocked some popular porn site it means nothing

dude I know people fuck with technology more than ever.
but parental controls are a huge fucking hassle.
they need to be more user friendly.

>just because they blocked some popular porn site it means nothing
yeah, for now.

>torrents
you're already beyond the law kiddo

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>yeah, for now.
the point is they can't regulate porn when even a retard can register a domain and host petabytes of porn and escape their filters

>Who visits
>majority men
Us white bois are really scared.
Also, I'm surprised at the amount of views from school and work, they must have firewalls, and don't say VPN, it wouldn't show up as work/school.

im not saying your wrong
but I know the whole UK Sharia law zones were and are still being heavily memed on this site.

Think the surge in islam in the UK plays a major role in restricting porn.

torrents aren't illegal in my country, not even piracy for that matter
welcome to democracy

>spend day at work looking at milfs
>raging erection for most of the afternoon
>finally finished shift
>most awkward journey home trying to hide my throbbing lump of manhood from the rest of the bus
>finally reach apartment
>lock door, close blinds, gonna have me a good time
>clothes off, lube out
>open up chrome
>www.pornh-
>"aye aye there guvna just wanted to check your porn license before you have a jolly old wank"

fucking UK

>tfw the wank tax collectors want to check my computer to make sure I'm not watching porn

Just like in germany then. Join us and hope americans will follow suit so that we can finally get an 18+ section in steam.

So you either need a 16-digit code, or you can go to /gif/, or just download it because they can't stop people uploading bomb schematics to mega, let alone lolly badcock.

>Which is being influenced by radfem regulation.
So it's not a left or right thing at all?
>Feminists and Soccer Mommies have a lot in common so you haven't fixed anything much.
You missed my point. You blame the left for not shutting the feminists up. According to your own logic, can't you blame the right for not shutting the fundamental Christians up?
>No responsibility taken = Your argument is invalid.
I'm not arguing that the radfems act responsible
>When you say mainstream it doesn't mean shit because there is no mainstream in the left beyond contradiction and convenience which enables evasion.
>An organization which doesn't regulate its branches and is not defined by a mainstream, makes every branch its defining mainstream.
Left-wing is a political direction, not an organisation.
>The mainstream of the left is to both defend oppressive Muslims as well as defend LGBT as well as engage in other contradictions at the same time.
The right-wing both defends personal freedom and supports prohibition of recreational drugs.
See what I'm doing? It's stupid.
>throughout this discussion you have constantly been advocating infallibility by vocally denounce the problematic parts and acting blind to them, or la
I've done nothing but shit on radfems.

OI! M8! do you have your porn loicense?

This law was supposed to come into effect last month it didn't because it's unenforceable and relied on credit cards

They've somehow managed to make it even more retarded and piece meal.

It will never see the light of day.

these laws work perfectly fine you retard.
they're not intended to do what they claim to do
they're intended to squeeze money out of morons and be used as a means to imprison/slander anyone.

welcome to hell, hope you enjoy your stay here and find yourself more wonderful insights like the one above during your stay here.

I'm not saying the right doesn't have its own infallibility problems, even centrists do because a lot of them label themselves as independent who make fun of both left and right implying a non-dependence and absolute dismissal, rather than stating honestly "I'm a centrist by venue of choosing a mix of both right and left concepts that i deem should co-exist and are rational together for such-and-such reasons, and I am aware of contradictions and postulate solutions to such because i am ready to dedicate time and thinking towards such complex answer for complex questions".
Hell, i belong into this group.
But Good fucking God the Left has been playing the Infallibility game in the same manner as Bible Humpers 20 years back for the last decade, with a peak of retardation in the past few years, and it's starting to make even the left's rational statements automatically suspicious and privy towards scrutiny because they may be being forwarded with a malicious agenda behind them.

Based, underage faggpots on suicide watch.

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even chad jacks it desu

Vaginas are disgusting, bruh.

I'm going to fap to your post

why do people do that shit? i just don't want mega to end up like megaupload. focking lolicons

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