Naming your systems after fat ass foods

>Naming your systems after fat ass foods.

Why?

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this is america

Because it's from Clapistan.

it's a mutt thing

Because it's tasty and drives buzz.

>All new Android operating system, Oreo!
>Oh look, the next iOS upgrade, version 11.

Same reason Apple names things after minorities, Windows names things after their genitalia, and GNU/Linux names things after penguins and bovine. It's the target audience.

>High Sierra is a minority
>a fucking rock


>Snow leopards are now minorities

wew

so, next is Android "Quik" ?
Quische?
Quesadilla?
Qualuude?

quck

Did they get money for naming it KitKat?

I believe a deal was reached, yes. For a while it was speculated it would be Key Lime Pie, but we all know how much Google values the almighty dollar.

quof

queef

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

>honeycomb
>fat ass food

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What about after Z?

They're metaphors brainlet

Honey = sugar = fat

Eh, none of those foods are particularly bad so long as you aren't eating about 10 in one go.

why not?

Only if you don't burn it.
In which case pretty much everything you eat is a "fat ass food".

>not wanting your operating system to taste good

cmon, user

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Can't wait for Android onions

>alpha
You mean apple pie? Because they copied apple when they made android.

>forgot about "O"reo

idiot

Hungry poorfag detected.

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You know what I'm trying to say onionboy

Lollipop
Marshmellow
Nougat
Oreo
Poo

Op would rather be "Bionic Beaver" or some MacOS derivitive.

Confectionary snacks is proper white gentleman tier.

Popcorn vs Poptart vs Pancake vs Pudding?

No deal was reached.
Kitkat allowed them for the free advertising though.
Just like Oreo didn't.
They did monetize on it by making limited edition Android shaped Oreos though.

Also I hope they didn't go with KLP so they could use P for Android Pie :D

I don't use Android because sweets make me nauseous.

>lactose intolerant non-huwhite

Qualuude because you have to be on drugs to use it

>TeX has an idiosyncratic version numbering system. Since version 3, updates have been indicated by adding an extra digit at the end, so that the version number asymptotically approaches π; this is a form of unary numbering – the version number is the number of digits. The current version is 3.14159265. This is a reflection of the fact that TeX is now very stable, and only minor updates are anticipated. TeX developer Donald Knuth has stated that the "absolutely final change (to be made after [his] death)" will be to change the version number to π, at which point all remaining bugs will become permanent features.[15]

>In a similar way, the version number of METAFONT asymptotically approaches e.

Name a better version numbering scheme.

Because Android's a treat to use

Because America loves fat ass foods.

Poptart, obviously.

Impossible. Everyone knows that.

this is raw undistilled autism and you know it

This is qt.
This lad is wise.

Kek

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Not impossible. What would happen is his version stays π but would get forked.

?¿?How does that make a better version numbering scheme¿?¿

I'm eating a kit kat right now and holy fuck do they taste great