yeah i'm not going to make it to this wedding
someone come up with a believable excuse that i'm not drunk
yeah i'm not going to make it to this wedding
someone come up with a believable excuse that i'm not drunk
first suck my penor
it's not that i'm opposed to it
Gay, drunk, smelly, psycho boomer Aussie
Take a shower
Tell them you've been vomiting and shit silly kiwi
i only just got out of the fucking shower
fuck you
YOU take a shower
look i like you right i'm just not seeing solutions
good god no one can force you to go
good
was worried
won't go
least favorite cousin i don't give a shit
don't expect him to come to mine either
my folks haven't been taking me to weddings for around a decade cuz I'd get fucking bored, you're an adult so all the more reason to choose by yourself.
i dunno man its kind of a big deal and i'm not even nearly presentable for it
family deals are horse shit bruh not like your life depends on your cousin.
suppose not
he could be handy down the line are you even italian
i don't even remember my cousins' names let alone know their importance. My folks were never on good terms with anyone.
Weddings are dumb just tell them that.
dang
i remember my great grandads name
altho you know we're all mafiosos
I don't even remember my uncles' names man anyone who wasn't born in a 3rd world country would know more about family stuff than me
idk how to feel about that
you ought to remember this shit it's your family fucks sake
Nah it's like they aren't and they treated me like shit, why would I even remember their names?
ahh mine were pretty nice to me its why i feel like such a cunt right now
some folks were meant to live in clover
i skipped a wedding by saying that i had to go to a conference for my professor who was doing research. lol never even did research in uni.
you were trying to hang yourself
can you fake sick?