Got any good jokes?

Got any good jokes?

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yeah your mom

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so a guy walked into a bar

he said to the bartender "the usual"

then the bartender unsheathed his katana and took his battle stance

and the guy said "naruto sucks bleach is better"

and the bartender said "same bruv" and sheathed his katana

then the bartender woke up

yeah you're dad

Q: What do you call a constipated detective?
A: No-Shit Sherlock

Thank you kind souls, nigga was feelin down :)))

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But no good joke was posted

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hey fuck you

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My girlfriend has a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh
-if you put your ear to it you can smell the ocean

That's pretty good. Good work bully leaf.

Knock knock
"who is there"
cow
"cow who?"
no, the cow goes 'moo'!

I have a good knock knock joke, you start.

noice

who's there

40 gypsies turn up at the pearly gates in their caravans and transit vans. St. Peter goes into the gate house and rings up God. "I've got 40 gypsies here who want to come in. Shall I let them in?". God replies "We're over our quota on pikeys this quarter. Tell you what, go back to the pearly gates get them to choose 12 of the most righteous amongst them, and we'll let those 12 come in". A minute later Pete's back on the phone "They've gone". Says Peter "What all 40 of them?" asks God. "No" says Peter "The fucking gates"!

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Jow Forums is a good board.

cirno

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Nice

A nurse is giving a bed bath to a female coma patient. She starts gently washing her vagina. The patients starts to moan. She rubs harder and the patient starts to thrash and bite her lips. The nurse shouts for the doctor and tells him. He goes outside and tells the husband what's happened and suggests that he gives her oral sex to see if it brings her out of the coma. So the husband gets into bed with her and draws the curtains. After a few minutes the heart monitor alarm goes off indicating a flatline. The doctors rushes in and finds her dead. "what happened" asked the doctor and the husband replies "I dunno, I think she choked".

based based based

OP asked for a good joke, not a fact.

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Topkek

thanks fellas I'll be here all night

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Nice based quads

Holy checked

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Ya mind checking them again for me? Thanks in advance pal

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NO

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