You gotta eat like a programmer if you want to become one. What a delicious chili cheese burger...

You gotta eat like a programmer if you want to become one. What a delicious chili cheese burger. I usually order 3 of these, 2 large fries, lots of ketchup, & a large chocolate shake. I’m a heavy set guy, 434 lbs, 6’7” & a huge dick. Gotta eat like a man. Fuck you.

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Eat? I exist solely on coffee, sugar and cigarettes. 16 and a half stone, 6'6" and a tiny dick.

I had 2 slices of carrots and a cup of mushroom coffee as my daily meal. I'm a software architect at Google

>ordering only 3 burgers
lol, no wonder you are a 6’7” manlet. I eat 6 burgers every meal, and I am 8'3". My roof has skylight that I keep open at night to allow my penis to extend to its full length, btw.

Yeah but how big's yer dick?

how do you feel now that jibby got kicked out and dr m is back in power?

12 inch wang. I have a lot of Puerto Rican, Haitian, & Spanish women suckin my cock while I video tape it on my Periscope live stream.

I am not Malaysian, so it is all moot to me. I hear that they are removing GST (an extra 6% tax that was highly unpopular), so maybe life will be a little bit cheaper.

>I hear that they are removing GST
good shit. was the bane of my existence when they first put it into effect while i was working part time. RM6/hr doesnt go very far

is food technology?

Who?

>RM6/hr doesnt go very far
Brings back some bad memories. My first job (~15 years ago when still in uni) paid RM2.5/hr. I think literal beggars make more than that.

Anyway, if you are PH, congrats. If you are BN, you can always try again in 5. Either way, life here will slowly improve.

yeezus.

luckily i dont have to deal with that, since i moved back to the US. my parents are also moving from KL soon, which upsets me cause i enjoyed dropping bills when i went home due to the great exchange rates. when i first moved to MY in 08, it was RM3/USD.

Where in the US do you stay? Also: M/C/I?

seattle
>M/C/I
?

In murica it is

>seattle
How is life there?

>?
Even better if you do not know.

>How is life there?
navy life sucks. submarine life sucks, the place itself is quite nice though. west coast = best coast

Hope it is a better life here when you get back.

...if you get back.

You at it again?

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>Chili cheese burger

what the fuck is wrong with you

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>eating humie

Absolute degeneracy

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Are you me?

The fuck is wrong with people?

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For me,

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White meat is for faggots who like being blacked and niggers.

Thanks for sharing

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Taco Bell + Monsters at 2am is the best programming fuel

>no chili cheese fries

fucking scrub

Have fun with thinning hair in your 20s

Looks fucking disgusting, OP. Go for healthier foods next time.

I only eat vegan food

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but my doctor said

I just eat whatever whenever I feels like I need some food.
Currently got some sausages on bread with a bepis.
Currently 6'4" and just under 200lbs (90kg).

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

What do you work on?

pretty fucking fat for someone who doesn't eat.

>mushroom coffee
Do you happen to live in the moscow metro by any chance?

imperial ``system'' was a mistake.

>eating trans fat, fake meat, and sugary bread

it's like you want to kill yourself painfully and slowly.

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Who doesn't?

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fucking gross OP

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You gotta drink lika a programmer if you want to become one. What a delicious drink. I usually order like 30 per week plus some soja burgers. I'm a light guy, 60kg, 160cm. Gotta drink like a man. Fuck you.

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Lots of people. There are other places than the US too, you know

Lets see how long it will take before mods will delete this shitty thread.
My guess is 2 hours.

ew non-burgerclaps

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